Miles “Tails” McKenzie
@colonelnemo.bsky.social
Committing the sin of empathy.
Father of Eleanor.
Paralegal by Day/Actor by Night.
He/Him
Father of Eleanor.
Paralegal by Day/Actor by Night.
He/Him
RFK JR barges in the room and barks
YOUVE HEARD HER STORY BUT NOW YOU WILL HEAR MINE
PART II: THE CREATURE’S TALE
YOUVE HEARD HER STORY BUT NOW YOU WILL HEAR MINE
PART II: THE CREATURE’S TALE
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
RFK JR barges in the room and barks
YOUVE HEARD HER STORY BUT NOW YOU WILL HEAR MINE
PART II: THE CREATURE’S TALE
YOUVE HEARD HER STORY BUT NOW YOU WILL HEAR MINE
PART II: THE CREATURE’S TALE
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
This is me, my wife, and my child
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is me, my wife, and my child
I forgot Sydney Sweeney was dating Scooter Braun and every time I rediscover it I get a little shudder
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I forgot Sydney Sweeney was dating Scooter Braun and every time I rediscover it I get a little shudder
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Jacking off RFK Jr and his cum burns a hole through the floor like the alien blood in Alien
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Jacking off RFK Jr and his cum burns a hole through the floor like the alien blood in Alien
deadline.com/2025/11/star...
id rather a sequel to Honor Among Thieves but Ill takes this as a consolation prize
id rather a sequel to Honor Among Thieves but Ill takes this as a consolation prize
New ‘Star Trek’ Movie In Works At Paramount From Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Daley
Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley plan to write, direct and produce a new 'Star Trek' movie.
deadline.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
deadline.com/2025/11/star...
id rather a sequel to Honor Among Thieves but Ill takes this as a consolation prize
id rather a sequel to Honor Among Thieves but Ill takes this as a consolation prize
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Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Years ago I was suspended on Twitter for inviting Marco Rubio to swallow ten D batteries, which I don’t see how it could be a threat; he and I were not even in the same room and I have at most six D batteries on hand
Olivia Nuzzi becoming Harley Quinn is still a very good 2020s sideplot
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Olivia Nuzzi becoming Harley Quinn is still a very good 2020s sideplot
I feel like by the time the year is over Miles McKenzie will be everyone’s favorite video game character this year. I feel like I’m right about this.
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I feel like by the time the year is over Miles McKenzie will be everyone’s favorite video game character this year. I feel like I’m right about this.
Going to a Chinese restaurant tonight that has alligator dishes…this is basically like eating dragon…
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Going to a Chinese restaurant tonight that has alligator dishes…this is basically like eating dragon…
YOU, A FOOL: Audible has full cast readings of Harry Potter now
ME, WISE BEYOND MY YEARS: Audible has full cast readings of most of the entire Redwall series with narration by the author Brian Jacques
ME, WISE BEYOND MY YEARS: Audible has full cast readings of most of the entire Redwall series with narration by the author Brian Jacques
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
YOU, A FOOL: Audible has full cast readings of Harry Potter now
ME, WISE BEYOND MY YEARS: Audible has full cast readings of most of the entire Redwall series with narration by the author Brian Jacques
ME, WISE BEYOND MY YEARS: Audible has full cast readings of most of the entire Redwall series with narration by the author Brian Jacques
Also funny people are mad they added a little Destiny guy to Metroid, im sure you can turn it off fellas
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Also funny people are mad they added a little Destiny guy to Metroid, im sure you can turn it off fellas
All of you turning against Metroid Prime 4 are like little babies to me, a person who almost exclusively plays Switch game on handheld mode with the sound muted
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
All of you turning against Metroid Prime 4 are like little babies to me, a person who almost exclusively plays Switch game on handheld mode with the sound muted
Wuthering Heights the Album based on Wuthering Heights the Movie based on
Wuthering Heights the Book
Wuthering Heights the Book
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Wuthering Heights the Album based on Wuthering Heights the Movie based on
Wuthering Heights the Book
Wuthering Heights the Book
Donald Trump giving Bill Clinton the old Monica Lewinsky
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Donald Trump giving Bill Clinton the old Monica Lewinsky
Klaus is desperately trying to murder the largest crane fly I have ever seen that has flown to the top of our high ceiling
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Klaus is desperately trying to murder the largest crane fly I have ever seen that has flown to the top of our high ceiling
Whitney and Demi have teamed up this season like Penguin and the Joker
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Whitney and Demi have teamed up this season like Penguin and the Joker
My blessed Mormon housewives are back
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My blessed Mormon housewives are back
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you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
Kinda wanna drop dollars on a game tonight but also Kirby Air Riders comes out next week
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Kinda wanna drop dollars on a game tonight but also Kirby Air Riders comes out next week
It is straight up crazy making how much evidence there is that should send Tom Homan and Kristi Noem straight to fucking prison
An interesting tidbit in the joint status report filed in the Broadview ICE facility case today:
ICE says video from inside the facility "between October 19, 2025, and October 31, 2025, has been irretrievably destroyed" and can't be produced in discovery.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71832...
ICE says video from inside the facility "between October 19, 2025, and October 31, 2025, has been irretrievably destroyed" and can't be produced in discovery.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71832...
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It is straight up crazy making how much evidence there is that should send Tom Homan and Kristi Noem straight to fucking prison
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