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Captain Pooky
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Gamer, Geek, Cook, and Reader of books. I post a lot about Lego sets I enjoy and the recipes I am making. Probably a witch. She/her
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Things may still suck so here's a thread of Lego Botanicals I have put together over the past year.
I swear at some point I will do a thread of how awesome the Lego botanical sets are, but in the meantime, a new bouquet arrived in the mail. Here is a photo of the previous bouquet.
This was incredible to watch.
January 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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aloof wife / mayor boyfriend
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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This is not a hard message.

Localize it.

Embrace it.

Win.
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Excellent thread.
Thinking today about all the trauma, hysterical laughter, and people drop-kicking 2025 into the bin because hahaha that fucking SUCKED. And the last several years informing how we look ahead.

And also thinking of Queen, Freddie, The Show Must Go On, and *slams vodka* “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”
January 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Bernie Sanders publicly swears in Zohran Mamdani as NYC mayor
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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And Eric Adams, who was NOT mayor,
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Oh. Forgot to show y’all my lil spread from last night. Me & my mommy ate good!
January 1, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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I’m making chicken salad
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Mamdani: "While only action can change minds, I promise you this: If you are a New Yorker, I am your mayor. Regardless of whether we agree I will protect you, celebrate with you, mourn along side you, and not for a second hide from you."
January 1, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”

In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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Conservative outlets love this pocket-watching hypocrisy trope, especially as some sort of gotcha for WOC, by willfully conflating left politics with forced universal aceticism.

To them, socialists are not supposed to be stylish or attractive. Rama's both, and on her own terms, not maga aesthetic.
New York Post looks normal
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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What the KENNEDY Center used to be…

Remember that time Aretha Franklin performed at the 2015 Kennedy Center Honors, paying tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman,” and it brought a tear to Obama’s eye and everyone to their feet? And Carole King’s reaction. Wow.
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Breaking: wife dresses nicely for husbands swearing in.
New York Post looks normal
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I'm the potato lady now. I don't make the rules.
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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higgledy-piggledy whale statements
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I rewatched it and Ferris Bueller is a giant parasitic dickhead and Cameron deserves a better friend
I'm probably going to have to watch it again to make an opinion as it's been a long time but I do remember liking the parade scene
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Roast chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, and steamed green vegetables. 🍽️🍜
May 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
They literally trash their dad's vintage Ferrari out a glass window into a ditch...
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Throwing in an extra clove of garlic for tonight's dinner. I'm gonna purge this house.
January 1, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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Hey everybody doing the favorite tumblr thing…does anyone have the story of the guy who does shrooms and says he’s the reincarnation of an Italian chef and then cooks the best meal his Italian in-laws have ever eaten?
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
All the ones they censored or played after hours, especially Queen.
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.

In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
January 1, 2026 at 12:37 AM
My first lemon pig. I didn't have any toothpicks or clove, but I did have some spare Lego pieces that worked in their places. So here's my lemon pig.
December 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”

SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”

CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”

SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔

He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM