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Captain Pooky
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Gamer, Geek, Cook, and Reader of books. I post a lot about Lego sets I enjoy and the recipes I am making. Probably a witch. She/her
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Things may still suck so here's a thread of Lego Botanicals I have put together over the past year.
I swear at some point I will do a thread of how awesome the Lego botanical sets are, but in the meantime, a new bouquet arrived in the mail. Here is a photo of the previous bouquet.
Is he an orb, or is he a loaf? Sir, where are your legs???
February 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.
It took only a 15-second clip of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt duking it out on a crumbling rooftop — made by A.I. with a two-sentence prompt and the click of a button — to draw swift outrage, and sizable fear, from Hollywood.

"It’s nothing short of terrifying," one scriptwriter said.
Why an A.I. Video of Tom Cruise Battling Brad Pitt Spooked Hollywood
A 15-second clip created by an artificial intelligence tool owned by the Chinese technology company ByteDance appears more cinematic than anything so far.
nyti.ms
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
We are living in a scammers paradise..
February 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Will you commit to voting for Donald Trump if he wins the Democratic primary?
February 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
A ton of people in the comments are saying AOC should get more experience before running for president and my dudes....Obama was a senator for one term before he was elected. She already has more experience than him....
from the perspective of someone who might want to be president, the best time to run for the white house is now, not later. so if AOC is thinking about it — if the white house is her ambition — then her best bet is to throw her hat in the ring
You Know What? Maybe the Time Is Right for an AOC Presidential Bid
She’s only 36, and there’s a good argument that she should run for Senate and bide her time. But she also could be a formidable White House candidate.
newrepublic.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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today I saw a dad at costco deploy a high-risk “fine, I’ll buy you this basketball hoop if you can make this shot” maneuver to his young son only for the boy to swish from like twenty feet away. net barely moved
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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THE LOYAL SECOND KITCHEN DRAWER: The queen approacheth! Mayhap twill be this fine morrow when one of my tools will fulfil her desires!
THE DUSTY SPATULA, EVER-SCHEMING: Bah! The throne has made her foolish and complacent
February 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
This is apparently a controversial opinion, but I don't think it's too much to ask for a presidential candidate who has a functioning moral compass.
February 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Teef
February 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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Happy Presidents’ Day from our nations capital
February 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Quick question: does anyone know what kind of dog this is?
February 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Nina Simone said an artists duty was to reflect the times in which we live, I don’t know how we swung so far to this notion that art shouldn’t be political, but it’s sad to live in a time that largely believes this.
Lotta “art shouldn’t be political” takes going around (including from faculty at my art program) and I just have to say: wow fuck that
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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hey @startribune.com @byjenna.bsky.social you should follow up with the one minute tours guy 1 year later on why he crowdfunded $65k for a new youtube series on minnesota and has now moved away from minnesota to australia. i’ve already seen people pissed because they donated and he left
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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“I’ll vote for a soggy ham sandwich.” Ok, great. Good for you. Well done.

1) not the point
2) a lot of people won’t
3) we need better anyway
4) and we HAVE better
5) so when people start pushing the ham sandwich
6) we say hey the soggy ham sandwich, that’s a really bad idea
7) which IS the point
February 16, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Anyway times that call for radical change will require radical candidates, so support your local radical today.
February 16, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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me back on my bullshit
February 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.

Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
So, the hoarder neighbor currently has 2 "moving uhaul" pods in front of his house. The best case scenario is that he is moving. However, the worst-case scenario is the hoarding. Is that out of control 😞
February 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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“Your sacrifice will echo through generations. We will tell our children, and they will tell theirs, of the guardian angels who stood tall when hate knocked at our doors. Your legacy is etched in the heart of our community - a living history of compassion without limits, courage without borders.”
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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with alt text, because everyone needs to be able to read this 😭
February 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Look, Hilary, I grew up Catholic and actually paid attention during mass, and I want you to know that committing atrocities quietly doesn't save you from going to hell.
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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To be honest, the way a lot of people have been treating this is really fucking gross and offensive and spits in the eye of survivors who have been imploring people to approach it seriously
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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ffs, one of the hosts of the QAA (formerly QAnon Anonymous) podcast is “in the Epstein files” because an article is in there in which he was quoted

The manner of release is in itself practically designed to destroy context and create maximal confusion and paranoia
He was in a list of speakers in a conference in a mass email. That’s it. This “in the Epstein files” shit is doing more harm than good without context
February 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Mother: so you run a school?

Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy

Mother: but it’s a real school right?

Xavier: oh my yes

Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill

Xavier: oh no he certainly will

Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it

Xavier: oh no he certainly will
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The venn diagram for people who think it's okay to be misogynistic towards Pam Bondi and the people who think we should vote for Platner and Newsom is a full circle.
February 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM