Mearn (offseason)
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Not a real Muppet. Opinions just my own. Back-to-back Employee of the Quarter award winner due to a clerical error. If you’re mad at what I posted, I was doing a bit.
The blood lab didn’t charge my credit card until yesterday for work I had done three weeks ago, which is a weird thing for them to be doing on Christmas, but the email tonight of “actually that $10 charge was wrong you owe us another $90” is also neat
December 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The blood lab didn’t charge my credit card until yesterday for work I had done three weeks ago, which is a weird thing for them to be doing on Christmas, but the email tonight of “actually that $10 charge was wrong you owe us another $90” is also neat
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A response from the Anchorage Arby's
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
A response from the Anchorage Arby's
got myself this electric screwdriver at sams because the price was good, and it does the "driving a screw" thing perfectly but that round shape sure do suck once the screw is tight
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
got myself this electric screwdriver at sams because the price was good, and it does the "driving a screw" thing perfectly but that round shape sure do suck once the screw is tight
Peggy Hill should go on Hot Ones
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Peggy Hill should go on Hot Ones
Not enough video games have modes directed by Spike Lee these days
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Not enough video games have modes directed by Spike Lee these days
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Darby Allin for some reason in a Collision match announced the night of the show
December 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Darby Allin for some reason in a Collision match announced the night of the show
maybe caffeine will help
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
maybe caffeine will help
how can the airport chilis be closing? that was the safest business in the world
December 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
how can the airport chilis be closing? that was the safest business in the world
TikTok showed me a video of some guy in a Santa hat ranting about how AEW attendance was down or something and all I could think was that I spent yesterday with my family.
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
TikTok showed me a video of some guy in a Santa hat ranting about how AEW attendance was down or something and all I could think was that I spent yesterday with my family.
it's not a nascar christmas season without someone bringing up these lumps of wax but i haven't seen anyone else do it
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
it's not a nascar christmas season without someone bringing up these lumps of wax but i haven't seen anyone else do it
A concerning number of ads during Collision tonight have been for the December 25th slate of NBA games
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A concerning number of ads during Collision tonight have been for the December 25th slate of NBA games
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i hope i ate too many cookies
December 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i hope i ate too many cookies
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THE THING HAPPENED
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
THE THING HAPPENED
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What do you mean there’s a Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday special featuring the Old 97s?
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
What do you mean there’s a Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday special featuring the Old 97s?
Trump viewing Pinball Wizard as an Elton John song primarily makes sense but I’m not sure he should be referencing Tommy at all at the moment
December 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump viewing Pinball Wizard as an Elton John song primarily makes sense but I’m not sure he should be referencing Tommy at all at the moment
There’s someone I was thinking of yesterday as “Charlie Sheen but less self-aware during his meltdown and with a worse recovery” but I cannot remember who it was now
December 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
There’s someone I was thinking of yesterday as “Charlie Sheen but less self-aware during his meltdown and with a worse recovery” but I cannot remember who it was now
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"Wuthering Heights" (2026) starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi.
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"Wuthering Heights" (2026) starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi.
Realizing just how little ground a 38-hour Simpsons marathon covers
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Realizing just how little ground a 38-hour Simpsons marathon covers
Why do peanut butter cookies need the cross-hatch pattern unless you put a Hershey Kiss on top
December 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Why do peanut butter cookies need the cross-hatch pattern unless you put a Hershey Kiss on top
Merry Christmas from the ornament my mom would never put on our tree for some reason
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Merry Christmas from the ornament my mom would never put on our tree for some reason
I do not want to see “content creators” just show a parade
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I do not want to see “content creators” just show a parade