Mearn (offseason)
@mearn.me
Not a real Muppet. Opinions just my own. Back-to-back Employee of the Quarter award winner due to a clerical error. If you’re mad at what I posted, I was doing a bit.
IKEA, shut the hell up
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
IKEA, shut the hell up
look at this graph it's got three lines, no i don't know what "decoupling" means
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
look at this graph it's got three lines, no i don't know what "decoupling" means
reading the news, no i'm not
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
reading the news, no i'm not
the only important thing happening on threads is dril's reply-guy arc
November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
the only important thing happening on threads is dril's reply-guy arc
Does anyone else have giant stickers that were supposed to go on the ground of a Disney World queue or is that just me
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Does anyone else have giant stickers that were supposed to go on the ground of a Disney World queue or is that just me
What did they mean by that
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What did they mean by that
I did a good sleep last night
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I did a good sleep last night
Love the new labeler I subscribed to. It’s right, the New York Times never shuts up
November 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Love the new labeler I subscribed to. It’s right, the New York Times never shuts up
Everyone loves Smarty Pants. I haven’t seen a single toy on the shelves yet. Always sold out every time I look.
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Everyone loves Smarty Pants. I haven’t seen a single toy on the shelves yet. Always sold out every time I look.
this one sure did age funny
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this one sure did age funny
damn nascar races used to have everything
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
damn nascar races used to have everything
Crazy how thin televisions are these days. How does he even fit in there???
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Crazy how thin televisions are these days. How does he even fit in there???
the blueskyism has escaped containment
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the blueskyism has escaped containment
I’ll fix this eventually probably
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’ll fix this eventually probably
"We're gonna make oBooobs your 2FA code but you're not allowed to tell anyone"
November 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"We're gonna make oBooobs your 2FA code but you're not allowed to tell anyone"
Sure, makes sense to me
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sure, makes sense to me
I hope they show the one where he plays old timey baseball
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I hope they show the one where he plays old timey baseball