Rude Law Dog
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Policy, Research, Muckraking, Two time winner of the "Wokest Hedgefund Analyst" award
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Rude Law Dog
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· Jul 8
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"Contrary to popular belief and what the salespeople at Brookstone and ad copy in Skymall will tell you, nobody in history has ever used a whiskey stone."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-...
Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
Now that the season of good cheer is behind us, I feel I can bring up a serious and painful issue that unfortunately became a reality for me this y...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Contrary to popular belief and what the salespeople at Brookstone and ad copy in Skymall will tell you, nobody in history has ever used a whiskey stone."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oh-...
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frying latkes in my pajamas outside w/ a beer. it's 78 degrees. heaven
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
frying latkes in my pajamas outside w/ a beer. it's 78 degrees. heaven
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wtf jerryrigeverything is usually so chill but at 1:56 he said the least chill thing i’ve ever said (he’s right but like I DIDNT EXPECT IT)
Samsung TriFold Durability Test: We found the limit.
YouTube video by JerryRigEverything
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
wtf jerryrigeverything is usually so chill but at 1:56 he said the least chill thing i’ve ever said (he’s right but like I DIDNT EXPECT IT)
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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the perfect blue wave slop doesn't exi–
Except Mary, Jesus and Joseph were brown…
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
the perfect blue wave slop doesn't exi–
*eating truffle butter with steak* : "WHAT ARE YOU SOME KINDA HOMO-SEXUAL"
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
*eating truffle butter with steak* : "WHAT ARE YOU SOME KINDA HOMO-SEXUAL"
*SANTA'S SLEIGH SHOT DOWN WITH PATRIOT II MISSILE SYSTEM BY USAF AFTER ENTERING RESTRICTED AIRSPACE
*TRUMP: "NEVER WAS A BIG FAN OF (MR CLAUS) ANYWAYS" AND CITES "TOO MANY COAL LUMPS" IN TRUTH SOCIAL POST
*DEVELOPING...
*TRUMP: "NEVER WAS A BIG FAN OF (MR CLAUS) ANYWAYS" AND CITES "TOO MANY COAL LUMPS" IN TRUTH SOCIAL POST
*DEVELOPING...
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*SANTA'S SLEIGH SHOT DOWN WITH PATRIOT II MISSILE SYSTEM BY USAF AFTER ENTERING RESTRICTED AIRSPACE
*TRUMP: "NEVER WAS A BIG FAN OF (MR CLAUS) ANYWAYS" AND CITES "TOO MANY COAL LUMPS" IN TRUTH SOCIAL POST
*DEVELOPING...
*TRUMP: "NEVER WAS A BIG FAN OF (MR CLAUS) ANYWAYS" AND CITES "TOO MANY COAL LUMPS" IN TRUTH SOCIAL POST
*DEVELOPING...
We got a 2026 carnival after the previous van kicked the bucket. Minivans rule and do what people claim to get SUVs for 100x better. Unless you're regularly towing or live in a place that actually requires clearance+4WD (snowy cityroads don't count), SUVs suck. Minivans forever
we rented a chrysler pacifica for our trip down to see my folks after christmas and i now totally get why people like minivans. this thing rules.
December 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
We got a 2026 carnival after the previous van kicked the bucket. Minivans rule and do what people claim to get SUVs for 100x better. Unless you're regularly towing or live in a place that actually requires clearance+4WD (snowy cityroads don't count), SUVs suck. Minivans forever
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Chapter 1: We Call Them Skeets, Mom
Chapter 2: On the Origins of Sensual Alf
Chapter 3: Watto's Cloaca - Sensual Alf Has Friends Everywhere
Chapter 4: Big Ship Stuck Again
Chapter 5: What if Big Ship Had an Ass?
Chapter 6: GenAI Broligarchs - The Guillotine Solution
Chapter 2: On the Origins of Sensual Alf
Chapter 3: Watto's Cloaca - Sensual Alf Has Friends Everywhere
Chapter 4: Big Ship Stuck Again
Chapter 5: What if Big Ship Had an Ass?
Chapter 6: GenAI Broligarchs - The Guillotine Solution
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Chapter 1: We Call Them Skeets, Mom
Chapter 2: On the Origins of Sensual Alf
Chapter 3: Watto's Cloaca - Sensual Alf Has Friends Everywhere
Chapter 4: Big Ship Stuck Again
Chapter 5: What if Big Ship Had an Ass?
Chapter 6: GenAI Broligarchs - The Guillotine Solution
Chapter 2: On the Origins of Sensual Alf
Chapter 3: Watto's Cloaca - Sensual Alf Has Friends Everywhere
Chapter 4: Big Ship Stuck Again
Chapter 5: What if Big Ship Had an Ass?
Chapter 6: GenAI Broligarchs - The Guillotine Solution
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Empathy is killing western civilization. It is a sign of cultural rot. Unless it is empathy for me, the richest man in the world, losing money
Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?
March 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Empathy is killing western civilization. It is a sign of cultural rot. Unless it is empathy for me, the richest man in the world, losing money
"we made it in Unreal engine 5" is fine but it's funny how much even non AI animations seem to blend together. Cool shading effect though
Porsche reportedly created their new ad without using any AI.
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"we made it in Unreal engine 5" is fine but it's funny how much even non AI animations seem to blend together. Cool shading effect though
The Biden administration had 4 years to do something about this. Pathetic
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The Biden administration had 4 years to do something about this. Pathetic
tech crank newsletter writer when he stumbles upon the investopedia page for "credit defaut swaps" thinking he's cracked the rosetta stone
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
tech crank newsletter writer when he stumbles upon the investopedia page for "credit defaut swaps" thinking he's cracked the rosetta stone
by all accounts i should hate phillip rivers. massive rival of my team (go donks), huge ego, talks mad shit non stop, choker who never won a title and a massive chud off the field with terrible opinions
but! there's something delightfully charming about how he plays and acts. I'm a fan
but! there's something delightfully charming about how he plays and acts. I'm a fan
I've had immense respect for Philip Rivers ever since he nearly beat the undefeated Patriots on a torn ACL in the 2007 playoffs. The fact that he's still balling out nearly 20 years later, at 44-years-old, is astonishing.
December 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
by all accounts i should hate phillip rivers. massive rival of my team (go donks), huge ego, talks mad shit non stop, choker who never won a title and a massive chud off the field with terrible opinions
but! there's something delightfully charming about how he plays and acts. I'm a fan
but! there's something delightfully charming about how he plays and acts. I'm a fan
They're gonna put up a massive trump statue in DC sometime next year and it's gonna be delicious catharsis to watch it get pulled down not too long after
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They're gonna put up a massive trump statue in DC sometime next year and it's gonna be delicious catharsis to watch it get pulled down not too long after
I contributed to a chapter of this guide with a tip about not assuming that #fcf stands for "Free Cash Flow" when clicking the 'show image' button
December 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I contributed to a chapter of this guide with a tip about not assuming that #fcf stands for "Free Cash Flow" when clicking the 'show image' button
CBS's 60 Minutes censure prominently featured on fox news' website
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
CBS's 60 Minutes censure prominently featured on fox news' website
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December 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
CBS News did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Ms. Alfonsi’s note. Reached on Sunday evening, Ms. Alfonsi said, “I refer all questions to Bari Weiss.”
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lmfao!
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lmfao!
Without a shadow of a doubt.
‘60 Minutes’ Pulled a Segment. A Correspondent Calls It ‘Political.’ www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
‘60 Minutes’ Pulled a Segment. A Correspondent Calls It ‘Political.’ www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
‘60 Minutes’ Pulled a Segment. A Correspondent Calls It ‘Political.’
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
CBS News did not immediately respond to a request for comment on Ms. Alfonsi’s note. Reached on Sunday evening, Ms. Alfonsi said, “I refer all questions to Bari Weiss.”
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lmfao!
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lmfao!
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Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Sub Fox News integrity, wild
December 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sub Fox News integrity, wild
I woke up suuuuper early this morning and wrote the outline of a blog post defending 90-00s quasi AOR band Counting Crows. Have no idea if I'll ever finish it but I am def putting it in the "dead man's switch" Dropbox for my poor children to have to read some day
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I woke up suuuuper early this morning and wrote the outline of a blog post defending 90-00s quasi AOR band Counting Crows. Have no idea if I'll ever finish it but I am def putting it in the "dead man's switch" Dropbox for my poor children to have to read some day
Oh no what did @mattyglesias.bsky.social do *now*????!!
December 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Oh no what did @mattyglesias.bsky.social do *now*????!!