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Kristi Noem: “I’ll be watching Kid Rock’s Super Bowl schlock this year. Last year, I ran out of ammo during the Puppy Bowl.”
February 7, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Kristi Noem: “I’ll be watching Kid Rock’s Super Bowl schlock this year. Last year, I ran out of ammo during the Puppy Bowl.”
After Shinedown, Ludacris, Creed, Morgan Wade and Carter Faith bailed on Kid Rock’s “Rock the Country” festival, the South Carolina July 25–26 dates were canceled. Promoters blame “unforeseen circumstances.” Translation: everyone ran.
February 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
After Shinedown, Ludacris, Creed, Morgan Wade and Carter Faith bailed on Kid Rock’s “Rock the Country” festival, the South Carolina July 25–26 dates were canceled. Promoters blame “unforeseen circumstances.” Translation: everyone ran.
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It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
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“These violations are now established as a matter of law,” wrote Judge Young, who was nominated to the bench by Ronald Reagan.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/c...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/c...
A Secret Panel to Question Climate Science Was Unlawful, Judge Rules
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
“These violations are now established as a matter of law,” wrote Judge Young, who was nominated to the bench by Ronald Reagan.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/c...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/c...
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Donald Trump fired me for standing up to his abuses of power six years ago to the day.
That fight isn’t over. I’m running to stand up for Floridians who are sick and tired of a rigged system and costs going up while DC politicians like Donald Trump get rich.
That fight isn’t over. I’m running to stand up for Floridians who are sick and tired of a rigged system and costs going up while DC politicians like Donald Trump get rich.
February 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Donald Trump fired me for standing up to his abuses of power six years ago to the day.
That fight isn’t over. I’m running to stand up for Floridians who are sick and tired of a rigged system and costs going up while DC politicians like Donald Trump get rich.
That fight isn’t over. I’m running to stand up for Floridians who are sick and tired of a rigged system and costs going up while DC politicians like Donald Trump get rich.
It’s no surprise that Kid Rock is the headliner for the Pedo Bowl.
February 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
It’s no surprise that Kid Rock is the headliner for the Pedo Bowl.
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They looked for “Don T” in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of “don’t”
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
They looked for “Don T” in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of “don’t”
“I didn’t find anything offensive about President Trump’s ape tweet. In fact, I thought it was hilarious until I lost my show over something similar.” — Roseanne Barr
February 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
“I didn’t find anything offensive about President Trump’s ape tweet. In fact, I thought it was hilarious until I lost my show over something similar.” — Roseanne Barr
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So far it has been revealed that the WH Faith Director advisor is pushing group sales of Melania tickets to her email lists, a GOP Rep seeking Trump’s endorsement is buying them in bulk and giving them to primary voters, and military commanders are pressuring troops to buy tickets.
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
So far it has been revealed that the WH Faith Director advisor is pushing group sales of Melania tickets to her email lists, a GOP Rep seeking Trump’s endorsement is buying them in bulk and giving them to primary voters, and military commanders are pressuring troops to buy tickets.
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"Certainly, it was a very strong post in terms of voter fraud" -- i was out and about last night, but want to note that Trump's defense of his blatantly racist Truth Social post is totally demented
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
"Certainly, it was a very strong post in terms of voter fraud" -- i was out and about last night, but want to note that Trump's defense of his blatantly racist Truth Social post is totally demented
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You should read this. It is the type of detail that experts in authoritarian regimes see as telling.
In this case, state agents are offered impunity from higher ups, and the legal system is rendered inoperative as a mode of accountability.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
In this case, state agents are offered impunity from higher ups, and the legal system is rendered inoperative as a mode of accountability.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
Prosecutors Began Investigating Renee Good’s Killing. Washington Told Them to Stop.
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
You should read this. It is the type of detail that experts in authoritarian regimes see as telling.
In this case, state agents are offered impunity from higher ups, and the legal system is rendered inoperative as a mode of accountability.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
In this case, state agents are offered impunity from higher ups, and the legal system is rendered inoperative as a mode of accountability.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
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Some people ask me why I’ve cut off all contact with family and friends who voted for and continue to support Trump and I say “If you still support Trump I don’t care how long I’ve known you or if we are blood related, you absolutely disgust me.”
And that pretty much takes care of that.
And that pretty much takes care of that.
February 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Some people ask me why I’ve cut off all contact with family and friends who voted for and continue to support Trump and I say “If you still support Trump I don’t care how long I’ve known you or if we are blood related, you absolutely disgust me.”
And that pretty much takes care of that.
And that pretty much takes care of that.
If you don’t like my posts, remember: my staff writes them, and I have no intention of apologizing.
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
If you don’t like my posts, remember: my staff writes them, and I have no intention of apologizing.
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Ten countries have launched investigations related to the released Epstein files.
Norway, UK, France, Lithuania, Latvia, Sweden, Australia, North Macedinia, Turkey, Poland.
Conspicuously absent is the United States, the epicenter of this scandal.
We know why.
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Norway, UK, France, Lithuania, Latvia, Sweden, Australia, North Macedinia, Turkey, Poland.
Conspicuously absent is the United States, the epicenter of this scandal.
We know why.
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February 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Ten countries have launched investigations related to the released Epstein files.
Norway, UK, France, Lithuania, Latvia, Sweden, Australia, North Macedinia, Turkey, Poland.
Conspicuously absent is the United States, the epicenter of this scandal.
We know why.
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Norway, UK, France, Lithuania, Latvia, Sweden, Australia, North Macedinia, Turkey, Poland.
Conspicuously absent is the United States, the epicenter of this scandal.
We know why.
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“BRB, Mr. President. I’m off to mock people’s appearances on the internet.”
— Steven Cheung
“Good thinking, Oddjob.”
— Senile Satan
— Steven Cheung
“Good thinking, Oddjob.”
— Senile Satan
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
“BRB, Mr. President. I’m off to mock people’s appearances on the internet.”
— Steven Cheung
“Good thinking, Oddjob.”
— Senile Satan
— Steven Cheung
“Good thinking, Oddjob.”
— Senile Satan
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I found the dumbest most pathetic post on the internet today:
February 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I found the dumbest most pathetic post on the internet today:
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Can't wait until thirty seconds into the deposition when Norm asks whether Elon has taken any medications that could affect his testimony
A federal court cleared way for us @democracydefendersfund.org to depose Elon Musk over the unconstitutional shutdown of USAID
Our case now moves into discovery
As our Legal Director Tianna Mays explains: accountability starts w/ facts👇 - TN
Our case now moves into discovery
As our Legal Director Tianna Mays explains: accountability starts w/ facts👇 - TN
Elon Musk Will Be Deposed Over What He Did With DOGE
The former DOGE head will have to answer for what happened at USAID.
newrepublic.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Can't wait until thirty seconds into the deposition when Norm asks whether Elon has taken any medications that could affect his testimony
Just days after his release from a Texas detention center, Liam Ramos, the 5-year-old boy in the bunny hat seen worldwide, now faces renewed efforts to deport him and his father, with the government seeking to dismiss their asylum claims without a full hearing.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...
U.S. Seeks to Expedite Deportation of 5-Year-Old Liam Conejo Ramos
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Just days after his release from a Texas detention center, Liam Ramos, the 5-year-old boy in the bunny hat seen worldwide, now faces renewed efforts to deport him and his father, with the government seeking to dismiss their asylum claims without a full hearing.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/u...
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Racist, pedophile, rapist, fascist, disgusting obese sludge of rotting, orange protoplasm is too kind to describe Donald Trump.
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Racist, pedophile, rapist, fascist, disgusting obese sludge of rotting, orange protoplasm is too kind to describe Donald Trump.
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Wait! The public face of nationwide immigration enforcement, Gregory Bovino, said in a newly discovered email that his boss wasn’t the head of CBP. He reported to Corey Lewandowski instead.
He’s a political operative with zero law-enforcement background calling the shots on immigration enforcement.
He’s a political operative with zero law-enforcement background calling the shots on immigration enforcement.
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Wait! The public face of nationwide immigration enforcement, Gregory Bovino, said in a newly discovered email that his boss wasn’t the head of CBP. He reported to Corey Lewandowski instead.
He’s a political operative with zero law-enforcement background calling the shots on immigration enforcement.
He’s a political operative with zero law-enforcement background calling the shots on immigration enforcement.
GoodRx powers TrumpRx as an official “key integration partner,” handling pricing, API integration, and coupon processing. The catch? TrumpRx covers just 43 drugs compared to thousands. Another scam.
February 6, 2026 at 9:59 PM
GoodRx powers TrumpRx as an official “key integration partner,” handling pricing, API integration, and coupon processing. The catch? TrumpRx covers just 43 drugs compared to thousands. Another scam.
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JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
February 6, 2026 at 9:25 PM
JD Vance loudly booed at the Winter Olympics today.
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i get the cynicism that outrage over Trump's racist post will change minds but the breadth of the GOP criticism is significant -- Collins, Curtis, Wicker, and Scott (among others) are out with statements unequivocally denouncing it. It's a step in the right direction from "I haven't see the tweet."
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
i get the cynicism that outrage over Trump's racist post will change minds but the breadth of the GOP criticism is significant -- Collins, Curtis, Wicker, and Scott (among others) are out with statements unequivocally denouncing it. It's a step in the right direction from "I haven't see the tweet."