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NBC: Why was Tulsi Gabbard at a raid on a Georgia election office?
Trump: “I don’t know.”
Gabbard (in a letter to Congress this week): “My presence was requested by the President.”
This just became a bigger scandal.
Trump: “I don’t know.”
Gabbard (in a letter to Congress this week): “My presence was requested by the President.”
This just became a bigger scandal.
February 5, 2026 at 2:31 AM
NBC: Why was Tulsi Gabbard at a raid on a Georgia election office?
Trump: “I don’t know.”
Gabbard (in a letter to Congress this week): “My presence was requested by the President.”
This just became a bigger scandal.
Trump: “I don’t know.”
Gabbard (in a letter to Congress this week): “My presence was requested by the President.”
This just became a bigger scandal.
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FLASH: Weeks after Trump Admin pushed for crackdown on "fraud in Minnesota", the four prosecutors spearheading the case have *all left their jobs*
Wave of departures is growing inside Justice Dept office in Minneapolis
www.cbsnews.com/news/minneso...
Wave of departures is growing inside Justice Dept office in Minneapolis
www.cbsnews.com/news/minneso...
With latest Minnesota fraud case looming, the lead prosecutors have quit
The four prosecutors who spearheaded a $250 million Minnesota fraud case have all left the U.S. Attorney's Office in a growing wave of resignations.
www.cbsnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
FLASH: Weeks after Trump Admin pushed for crackdown on "fraud in Minnesota", the four prosecutors spearheading the case have *all left their jobs*
Wave of departures is growing inside Justice Dept office in Minneapolis
www.cbsnews.com/news/minneso...
Wave of departures is growing inside Justice Dept office in Minneapolis
www.cbsnews.com/news/minneso...
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No one has ever sat in a parked car with the radio on waiting for a Kid Rock song to finish.
February 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
No one has ever sat in a parked car with the radio on waiting for a Kid Rock song to finish.
Amazon has yanked Malaria: The Musical from an Oregon movie theater.
This came after the theater’s marquee promoted it with lines including, “Does Melania wear Prada? Find out Friday!” and, quoting Sun Tzu, “To defeat your enemy, you must know them. Melania.”
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
This came after the theater’s marquee promoted it with lines including, “Does Melania wear Prada? Find out Friday!” and, quoting Sun Tzu, “To defeat your enemy, you must know them. Melania.”
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Amazon has yanked Malaria: The Musical from an Oregon movie theater.
This came after the theater’s marquee promoted it with lines including, “Does Melania wear Prada? Find out Friday!” and, quoting Sun Tzu, “To defeat your enemy, you must know them. Melania.”
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
This came after the theater’s marquee promoted it with lines including, “Does Melania wear Prada? Find out Friday!” and, quoting Sun Tzu, “To defeat your enemy, you must know them. Melania.”
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
How is this illegal? I call it the American entrepreneurial spirit.
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/n...
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/n...
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
How is this illegal? I call it the American entrepreneurial spirit.
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/n...
www.charlotteobserver.com/news/state/n...
Find someone who looks at you the way RFK Jr. looks at pedos.
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way RFK Jr. looks at pedos.
Diaper Diplomacy on smiling. 🙂
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Diaper Diplomacy on smiling. 🙂
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Oh no. He will be hauled in front of multiple congressional committees multiple times. Don’t forget to thank James Comer for establishing the precedent.
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Oh no. He will be hauled in front of multiple congressional committees multiple times. Don’t forget to thank James Comer for establishing the precedent.
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Imagine if four years into our war in Iraq we had only occupied 20 percent of it and lost 1.2 million men. Would anyone say the US is winning?
No? Then how in the hell can you say Russia is winning?!
No? Then how in the hell can you say Russia is winning?!
February 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Imagine if four years into our war in Iraq we had only occupied 20 percent of it and lost 1.2 million men. Would anyone say the US is winning?
No? Then how in the hell can you say Russia is winning?!
No? Then how in the hell can you say Russia is winning?!
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Worth revisiting this Timeline on Brad Karp and Paul Weiss settlement with Trump White House.⬇️
See thread by @gtconway.bsky.social
See thread by @gtconway.bsky.social
This is an interesting thread, to which I would add the following facts:
Feb. 21, 2025: Bondi says she has Epstein's "client list" on her desk
March 3, 2025: Bondi says she has a "truckload" of new Epstein evidence she will make public ...
Feb. 21, 2025: Bondi says she has Epstein's "client list" on her desk
March 3, 2025: Bondi says she has a "truckload" of new Epstein evidence she will make public ...
Yes, this friendly 2019 Jeffrey Epstein email exchange is about the owner of the Patriots, Robert Kraft. But it's more important who it is WITH: Brad Karp, the chairman of Paul, Weiss. And Karp was still chairman when Paul, Weiss became the first law firm to cave to Trump's demands in 2025. 1/
February 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Worth revisiting this Timeline on Brad Karp and Paul Weiss settlement with Trump White House.⬇️
See thread by @gtconway.bsky.social
See thread by @gtconway.bsky.social
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I swear this clip is not edited. Trump pivots from downplaying the killing of Renee Good and Alex Pretti ("two people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity") to in the very next breath claiming "we've been very tough on the waters," leaving Tom Llamas baffled ("the waters?")
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I swear this clip is not edited. Trump pivots from downplaying the killing of Renee Good and Alex Pretti ("two people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity") to in the very next breath claiming "we've been very tough on the waters," leaving Tom Llamas baffled ("the waters?")
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American economics and capitalism help create Jeff Bezos and Amazon. As a multi-billionaire, Bezos only cares about himself and his own wealth.
Bezos will happily watch our democracy and institutions burn to the ground while he joyfully plans his next penile implant, facelift and $50B yacht.
Bezos will happily watch our democracy and institutions burn to the ground while he joyfully plans his next penile implant, facelift and $50B yacht.
February 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
American economics and capitalism help create Jeff Bezos and Amazon. As a multi-billionaire, Bezos only cares about himself and his own wealth.
Bezos will happily watch our democracy and institutions burn to the ground while he joyfully plans his next penile implant, facelift and $50B yacht.
Bezos will happily watch our democracy and institutions burn to the ground while he joyfully plans his next penile implant, facelift and $50B yacht.
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The chair of the first law firm that bent the knee to Trump’s extortion and agreed to do pro bono work for him is featured in the Epstein Files, you say? Huh.
Brad Karp to step down as Paul Weiss chair after Epstein revelations ft.trib.al/H1vYT7B
Brad Karp to step down as Paul Weiss chair after Epstein revelations
Files released by US Department of Justice detailed his relationship with the child sex offender
ft.trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The chair of the first law firm that bent the knee to Trump’s extortion and agreed to do pro bono work for him is featured in the Epstein Files, you say? Huh.
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Lmao, imagine getting your ass kicked by a group of teenagers — in a fight you started — and then going to jail for it 🤣🤣🤣
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Lmao, imagine getting your ass kicked by a group of teenagers — in a fight you started — and then going to jail for it 🤣🤣🤣
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But Bezos had $75 million to spend on Melania’s vanity project.
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
But Bezos had $75 million to spend on Melania’s vanity project.
In 2025, China bought 12M tons of US soybeans. Under Biden, it was 26M to 29M tons. Trump’s Phase One bailouts totaled $28B for farmers, plus $12B in 2025. Now Xi is only considering 8M more tons. Art of the deal.
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
In 2025, China bought 12M tons of US soybeans. Under Biden, it was 26M to 29M tons. Trump’s Phase One bailouts totaled $28B for farmers, plus $12B in 2025. Now Xi is only considering 8M more tons. Art of the deal.
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Swalwell: The guy said he would cut prices, and instead he’s killing people—and I’m not signing off on that.
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Swalwell: The guy said he would cut prices, and instead he’s killing people—and I’m not signing off on that.
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Donald Trump is The GOAT...f*****
(wait for it)
(wait for it)
February 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Donald Trump is The GOAT...f*****
(wait for it)
(wait for it)
Wait until you get a load of his latest grift. Don’t forget to ask about his one hundred year mortgages. Because nothing says “American dream” like debt your great-grandkids inherit.
February 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Wait until you get a load of his latest grift. Don’t forget to ask about his one hundred year mortgages. Because nothing says “American dream” like debt your great-grandkids inherit.
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Donald Trump said he was ‘entitled’ to five more Congressional seats in Texas. He started this redistricting war. He lost, and he’ll lose again in November.
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Donald Trump said he was ‘entitled’ to five more Congressional seats in Texas. He started this redistricting war. He lost, and he’ll lose again in November.
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The American people largely have faith in our elections. What we don't have any faith in is the honesty or integrity of the Republican Party. None of them can be trusted.
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The American people largely have faith in our elections. What we don't have any faith in is the honesty or integrity of the Republican Party. None of them can be trusted.