The Nucky Thompson of Going on My Phone
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
Chief of da autism police and boss of the Irish Mob at the same time. Cousin, I’m a union man.
Pinned
Please help if you can
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hi writers! I’m looking to assign a couple of features for Slate before the end of the year. If you have anything in mind that you think would be a fit please send me a pitch! Jenée.Desmond- harris@slate.com or dm me.
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
RTs are appreciated so this can reach more people. Thanks!
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My five children are hungry and there is no food at home. I urgently need help — just $150 to save them from hunger. Please, save my children. I need 6 people to donate $25 each."
We need food
We need food
"My kids are in pain."
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@mommunism.bsky.social
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We need food
We need food
"My kids are in pain."
Verified by
@mommunism.bsky.social
shorturl.at/hcCSb
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My five children are hungry and there is no food at home. I urgently need help — just $150 to save them from hunger. Please, save my children. I need 6 people to donate $25 each."
We need food
We need food
"My kids are in pain."
Verified by
@mommunism.bsky.social
shorturl.at/hcCSb
We need food
We need food
"My kids are in pain."
Verified by
@mommunism.bsky.social
shorturl.at/hcCSb
Since it came out that the man in front of the Louvre was just a guy who likes dressing like that, multiple people have compared him to me, really gettin the business here
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Since it came out that the man in front of the Louvre was just a guy who likes dressing like that, multiple people have compared him to me, really gettin the business here
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BREAKING: We won!
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
BREAKING: We won!
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.
pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
I think the thing that really made the Joyce Carol Oates tweet sting so bad is that it's a nerd power fantasy, this devasting, eloquent putdown that hurts worse than anything a bully can physically do to you, and that's the kind of thing he thinks he's supposed to be doing
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I think the thing that really made the Joyce Carol Oates tweet sting so bad is that it's a nerd power fantasy, this devasting, eloquent putdown that hurts worse than anything a bully can physically do to you, and that's the kind of thing he thinks he's supposed to be doing
Sorry to be Kevin-Smith-tearful-selfie-in-the-theater-posting but I'm still transfixed by the profundity of the line "forgive me, and if you have it in your heart, forgive yourself into existence."
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sorry to be Kevin-Smith-tearful-selfie-in-the-theater-posting but I'm still transfixed by the profundity of the line "forgive me, and if you have it in your heart, forgive yourself into existence."
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🚨I am still appealing to you from Gaza🍉
Winter is coming, and we are still homeless, without a tent.
My family will be flooded by the rain in the coming days.
We appeal to you to support us so we can buy a tent to live in & protect us from the rain.
Any help will save us⛺️
Help⬇️
paypal.me/nursehammam
Winter is coming, and we are still homeless, without a tent.
My family will be flooded by the rain in the coming days.
We appeal to you to support us so we can buy a tent to live in & protect us from the rain.
Any help will save us⛺️
Help⬇️
paypal.me/nursehammam
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
🚨I am still appealing to you from Gaza🍉
Winter is coming, and we are still homeless, without a tent.
My family will be flooded by the rain in the coming days.
We appeal to you to support us so we can buy a tent to live in & protect us from the rain.
Any help will save us⛺️
Help⬇️
paypal.me/nursehammam
Winter is coming, and we are still homeless, without a tent.
My family will be flooded by the rain in the coming days.
We appeal to you to support us so we can buy a tent to live in & protect us from the rain.
Any help will save us⛺️
Help⬇️
paypal.me/nursehammam
I remember it blowing my mind when I learned that Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, which sounds for all the world like a baleful 19th-century shanty at least tonally and lyrically, was about something that happened the year before
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I remember it blowing my mind when I learned that Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, which sounds for all the world like a baleful 19th-century shanty at least tonally and lyrically, was about something that happened the year before
If the Joker really took ballet I think it would actually humanize him as a villain to some extent
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If the Joker really took ballet I think it would actually humanize him as a villain to some extent
These people are going to send their life savings to a Macedonian server farm the second they don't have aides reading all their emails
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
These people are going to send their life savings to a Macedonian server farm the second they don't have aides reading all their emails
Good point, I wouldn't want people getting my joke
That argument breaks down when you remember Richard Pearse, the first man to fly.
Between 9/11 and the number of times Democrats have capitulated to evil to avoid missing flights, there's a utilitarian argument that you could save more lives by killing the infant Wright brothers, or if that's too violent, some sort of scheme where you fuck them both and ruin their relationship.
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Good point, I wouldn't want people getting my joke
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We’re struggling so much today. Odai’s medicine is running out, and we have nothing left for food or daily needs. 💔
Even $200 could help us get his treatment and some food to make it through the day.
Your support means warmth, hope, and life for us. 🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
Even $200 could help us get his treatment and some food to make it through the day.
Your support means warmth, hope, and life for us. 🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We’re struggling so much today. Odai’s medicine is running out, and we have nothing left for food or daily needs. 💔
Even $200 could help us get his treatment and some food to make it through the day.
Your support means warmth, hope, and life for us. 🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
Even $200 could help us get his treatment and some food to make it through the day.
Your support means warmth, hope, and life for us. 🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
Between 9/11 and the number of times Democrats have capitulated to evil to avoid missing flights, there's a utilitarian argument that you could save more lives by killing the infant Wright brothers, or if that's too violent, some sort of scheme where you fuck them both and ruin their relationship.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Between 9/11 and the number of times Democrats have capitulated to evil to avoid missing flights, there's a utilitarian argument that you could save more lives by killing the infant Wright brothers, or if that's too violent, some sort of scheme where you fuck them both and ruin their relationship.
When Did Yelling "Someone's In Here" From Inside the Bathroom Stall Become So Performative
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
When Did Yelling "Someone's In Here" From Inside the Bathroom Stall Become So Performative
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
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Please don't ignore me. Save my brother. He needs treatment; he has a high fever due to the cold and lack of blankets. Please donate to get him the treatment he needs. I lost my father; I don't want to lose my brother too. 😭 Help my brother survive. 🙏💔🙏
www.chuffed.org/project/1158...
www.chuffed.org/project/1158...
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Please don't ignore me. Save my brother. He needs treatment; he has a high fever due to the cold and lack of blankets. Please donate to get him the treatment he needs. I lost my father; I don't want to lose my brother too. 😭 Help my brother survive. 🙏💔🙏
www.chuffed.org/project/1158...
www.chuffed.org/project/1158...
Capitol Steps Radiohead parody about Young Republican groupchats:
🎵Everyooooooone
Is in blaaaaackfaaace🎵
🎵Everyooooooone
Is in blaaaaackfaaace🎵
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Capitol Steps Radiohead parody about Young Republican groupchats:
🎵Everyooooooone
Is in blaaaaackfaaace🎵
🎵Everyooooooone
Is in blaaaaackfaaace🎵
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We’re struggling badly today. Odai’s medicine is almost finished, and we have nothing left for food or daily needs. $300 is what we need to cover Odai’s treatments and our basic necessities for the day. Please, your help means survival for us. 💔🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
gofund.me/77a751af7
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We’re struggling badly today. Odai’s medicine is almost finished, and we have nothing left for food or daily needs. $300 is what we need to cover Odai’s treatments and our basic necessities for the day. Please, your help means survival for us. 💔🙏
gofund.me/77a751af7
gofund.me/77a751af7
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My accounts keep getting deleted, and support has dropped. 😭
I’m broken. My children are hungry and freezing, and little Naser desperately needs his thyroid medicine. I feel powerless as a mother watching them suffer. Please, don’t leave us alone. Any help could save our lives.❤️🩹
gofund.me/edd687b8
I’m broken. My children are hungry and freezing, and little Naser desperately needs his thyroid medicine. I feel powerless as a mother watching them suffer. Please, don’t leave us alone. Any help could save our lives.❤️🩹
gofund.me/edd687b8
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My accounts keep getting deleted, and support has dropped. 😭
I’m broken. My children are hungry and freezing, and little Naser desperately needs his thyroid medicine. I feel powerless as a mother watching them suffer. Please, don’t leave us alone. Any help could save our lives.❤️🩹
gofund.me/edd687b8
I’m broken. My children are hungry and freezing, and little Naser desperately needs his thyroid medicine. I feel powerless as a mother watching them suffer. Please, don’t leave us alone. Any help could save our lives.❤️🩹
gofund.me/edd687b8
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My little daughter suffers from chest fractures and urgently needs treatment. We live in a tent under very harsh conditions. Every small donation can help save her life and bring back her hope. Please, have mercy and help her 🙏💔
chuffed.org/project/1565...
chuffed.org/project/1565...
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My little daughter suffers from chest fractures and urgently needs treatment. We live in a tent under very harsh conditions. Every small donation can help save her life and bring back her hope. Please, have mercy and help her 🙏💔
chuffed.org/project/1565...
chuffed.org/project/1565...
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I survived a two-year war that destroyed everything, my home, work, and life. My children are hungry and freezing, and I can’t afford medicine or blankets. The war didn’t take them, but hunger and cold might. Please, help us survive. 💔
gofund.me/edd687b8
gofund.me/edd687b8
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I survived a two-year war that destroyed everything, my home, work, and life. My children are hungry and freezing, and I can’t afford medicine or blankets. The war didn’t take them, but hunger and cold might. Please, help us survive. 💔
gofund.me/edd687b8
gofund.me/edd687b8