alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
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alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
· Nov 21
reskeet if you think @mcuban.bsky.social should give @dumb.baby one million dollars
8yo just hypothesized that the poop from everyone on earth over one year could cover the surface of all our oceans
January 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
8yo just hypothesized that the poop from everyone on earth over one year could cover the surface of all our oceans
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This sucks but I think non-Americans being justifiably angry at Americans for what the American government is doing and threatening to do, and Americans experiencing that anger and frustration personally in ways that are unpleasant, is probably an important part of any path back to stability
January 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
This sucks but I think non-Americans being justifiably angry at Americans for what the American government is doing and threatening to do, and Americans experiencing that anger and frustration personally in ways that are unpleasant, is probably an important part of any path back to stability
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Small but very important victory. This professor was fully reinstated, will recieve 500k from the uni, and actually got an apology from the university president. I suspect that was as important as the money in some ways. Because universities and their lawyers are usually loathe to admit any mistakes
APSU reinstates professor fired for Kirk social media comments
An APSU professor has been reinstated after the university admitted to not following policy when firing him for comments made about Charlie Kirk
www.tennessean.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Small but very important victory. This professor was fully reinstated, will recieve 500k from the uni, and actually got an apology from the university president. I suspect that was as important as the money in some ways. Because universities and their lawyers are usually loathe to admit any mistakes
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
2:58pm: child pee in toilet and get chocolate as reward
3:11pm: child try to go back for more pee and more chocolate
3:11pm: child try to go back for more pee and more chocolate
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
2:58pm: child pee in toilet and get chocolate as reward
3:11pm: child try to go back for more pee and more chocolate
3:11pm: child try to go back for more pee and more chocolate
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should just pretend the definition of "stomp jumping" is, jumping where your dick keeps flopping out of your toga
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
should just pretend the definition of "stomp jumping" is, jumping where your dick keeps flopping out of your toga
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Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
i tried to get up and she meowed
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
i tried to get up and she meowed
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Wait For One Precious Drop of Dew to Fall from a Leaf (Don't Miss It) Economics
January 6, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Wait For One Precious Drop of Dew to Fall from a Leaf (Don't Miss It) Economics
paneer, pafar
wherever you are
it's a cheese that my heart likes with saag
wherever you are
it's a cheese that my heart likes with saag
January 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
paneer, pafar
wherever you are
it's a cheese that my heart likes with saag
wherever you are
it's a cheese that my heart likes with saag
i am suddenly getting incredibly mad about this
i laughed cause this is a funny reply, but then i realized: trickle down sucks for many reasons, including that even if it WERE true, I don't want wealth to "trickle" down! what the fuck! you can't drink enough to live on a trickle!!! they can't even be generous in their bullshit metaphor!!!
January 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
i am suddenly getting incredibly mad about this
it is WILD that the Capital class is still trying this bullshit. we haven't raised the federal minimum wage since 2009. guess what? prices still went up!
An unbelievable take from the Wall Street Journal.
January 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
it is WILD that the Capital class is still trying this bullshit. we haven't raised the federal minimum wage since 2009. guess what? prices still went up!
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ancient wisdom is cool in lots of cases, but when it comes to medicine i'm going to have to give it up to modern times
they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
Anti-Aging Injection Regrows Knee Cartilage and Prevents Arthritis
A treatment that blocks an age-related protein restored cartilage in aging and injured joints by reprogramming existing cells rather than using stem cells. Researchers at Stanford Medicine report that...
scitechdaily.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
ancient wisdom is cool in lots of cases, but when it comes to medicine i'm going to have to give it up to modern times
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they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
Anti-Aging Injection Regrows Knee Cartilage and Prevents Arthritis
A treatment that blocks an age-related protein restored cartilage in aging and injured joints by reprogramming existing cells rather than using stem cells. Researchers at Stanford Medicine report that...
scitechdaily.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
they're gonna need to dunk me in this scitechdaily.com/anti-aging-i...
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Please, normies come to city council meetings. You don’t have to give public comment. Bring a paperback or some knitting. Maybe you’ll hear something that sparks a followup conversation. Maybe you’ll want to comment the next time. Honestly, in our city hardly any just regular folk come to
meetings.
meetings.
i agree, and i think it is more important than ever to go out into the world and exist.
go to a local school board or city council meeting
pick up from the restaurant instead of door dash
buy the things in the store instead of online
etc
go to a local school board or city council meeting
pick up from the restaurant instead of door dash
buy the things in the store instead of online
etc
my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Please, normies come to city council meetings. You don’t have to give public comment. Bring a paperback or some knitting. Maybe you’ll hear something that sparks a followup conversation. Maybe you’ll want to comment the next time. Honestly, in our city hardly any just regular folk come to
meetings.
meetings.
i agree, and i think it is more important than ever to go out into the world and exist.
go to a local school board or city council meeting
pick up from the restaurant instead of door dash
buy the things in the store instead of online
etc
go to a local school board or city council meeting
pick up from the restaurant instead of door dash
buy the things in the store instead of online
etc
my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
i agree, and i think it is more important than ever to go out into the world and exist.
go to a local school board or city council meeting
pick up from the restaurant instead of door dash
buy the things in the store instead of online
etc
go to a local school board or city council meeting
pick up from the restaurant instead of door dash
buy the things in the store instead of online
etc
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my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
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January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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unlike SOME cats named Olive, Pasta will hold the pose while i try to get the shot
January 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
unlike SOME cats named Olive, Pasta will hold the pose while i try to get the shot
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Look at this dumbass whale
I said nothing, and tried to think nothing.
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Look at this dumbass whale
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the garbage truck should play a little tune like the ice cream truck does and it should be the mega man 2 opening theme
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
the garbage truck should play a little tune like the ice cream truck does and it should be the mega man 2 opening theme
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Fuck Jan. 5th
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Fuck Jan. 5th
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just a reminder of the initial, in the moment, right wing reaction to jan 6
my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left
www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641
my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left
www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
just a reminder of the initial, in the moment, right wing reaction to jan 6
my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left
www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641
my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left
www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641