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amutepiggy.bsky.social
alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
22K followers 1.3K following 21K posts
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway

SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006

if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
i will never log off
Screenshot showing i have one of the stechlab labels Posts a lot: more than 100 times yesterday. Appeal In the last 24 hrs this account made more than 100 posts or replies Source: @stechlab-labels.bsky... Expires in 5h
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
she always knows right when i want to get up
Photo of me sitting in a blue armchair. I'm wearing a black hoodie with the hood up. Olive, an orange tabby cat, is draped across my chest with her paws dangling over my arm. She is very pleased with herself.
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
Homer Simpson standing next to Marge, who is holding Maggie, speaking to Bart and Lisa. His eyes are closed as he imparts his wisdom. He is labelled "SENATE DEMOCRATS." We tried standing up to trump, and we failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Photo Of Third Cat, a grey and white tabby, curled up on some black shirts on top of a dresser.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
Build Back Better
Photo of my 4yo using a toy wrench on a cable attached to the outside of my house. She is wearing a yellow construction hat and a gray youth soccer jersey that belonged to her uncle. The team was sponsored by Shout stain remover i guess, so there is a Shout logo on the sleeve.
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
UPDATE
Third Cat, a grey and white tabby cat, lays next to an open laptop computer that is on my lap.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
just an incredible asshole move
Photo of Third Cat, a grey and white tabby cat, sitting on a closed laptop that's on my lap as i lay in bed.
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
elon musks's stupid horny for ai tweet, altered. Elon Musk @elonmusk 7h Grok Imagine prompt: She smiles and says "I will always love you" Image is of ET the alien dressed up as a human woman. 4.2k comments 3.5k reposts 23k likes 3.4 million views
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
Zohran Mamdani official campaign logo but it says "ANDREW CUOMO'S WHITE ForD Bronco"
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
please
Logo ade using the Zohran for NYC generator Yellow text with red shadow on a blue background. PLEASE CLAP FOR Jeb!
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
she's the real star
Photo of Olive the orange tabby cat looking up at me while she's curled up next to my feet.
November 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
Détente
Two cats laying on the arm of a brown sofa and looking at the camera. Olive, the orange tabby on the left, tolerates but does not like Third Cat, the grey and white tabby on the right.
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
ok
Greg's profile picture. A smiling man wearing sunglasses and a mr robot baseball hat
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
Day of the Long Cat
Selfie of me sitting in a blue armchair wearing a black hoodie with the hoodie up. Olive, an orange tabby cat, is stretched along my lap.
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
lmao thank you. reposting for alt text
Twitter screenshot Tim Pool @Timcast The election of Jay Jones is a direct threat to every right leaning person in the state and surrounding areas
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
when you're a certified sweetie pie
Third cat, a brown and mostly white tabby, asleep on a blue blanket. His right paw is stretched out in front of him. He is very comfortable.
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
4yo did my makeup thank u sweetie
Selfie of me sitting in a bed with my hand touching my chin. There is a big smear of brown eyeshadow on my cheek.
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
i absolutely respect this approach to handing out candy
Photo of a doormat with a pile of candy in it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
revenge is mine
Selfie of me in the same blue chair from earlier. Olive is still laying against my chest, but this time I'm hugging her. Her front paw is poking up behind my arm. She appears to be tolerating this.
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
transphobic troll posting transphobic shit for you to report & block
do not engage, just report & block
I'm not reposting the transphobia. you can verify for yourself if that's important to you
DrunkenSushi @drunkensushi.bsky.social profile pic is some loser who cares
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
hmmph
So if you have me sitting in a blue arm chair and holding up a triscuit. Olive, an orange tabby cat, sits against my chest.
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
"unrelated"
Still from Cape Feare episode of The Simpsons showing Sideshow Bob's parole hearing. A woman on the board turns to another board member and says "(laughing) No one who speaks German can be an evil man"
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
and soviet bureaucrat squeaks through to the next round!

Next match up will appear tomorrow! I'm going to bed lol
Poll results What is the opposite of a clown? Cardinal 48.1% (13) Soviet bureaucrat 51.9% (14) 27 interactions
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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saving these to my phone just in case
Two photos, one of someone holding up a giant pepperoni pizza slice, and one of a man cradling a giant burrito laying in tin foil.
October 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
amutepiggy.bsky.social
case in point:
Screen shot of a text message i sent to my husband. Photo of Third Cat, a grey and black and white tabby cat curled up in a dress shirt left on top of a dresser. Text below photo says "look at this asshole"
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM