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amutepiggy.bsky.social
alexis simpson
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway

SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006

if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
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Have y'all seen this feed?

bsky.app/profile/assf...
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
thank u for your service assf.art
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i'm going to appeal and say "it should say 200"
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
like a scarlet letter that can only be seen if you're naked
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
assbeans (the beans that look like asses)
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
feeling that weird mix of pride and embarrassment
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
that whole app is Too Loud for me, so i appreciate all of you who go over there and bring the good things back here
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Ive watched it like ten times
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM