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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
· Dec 3
does the Grinch’s dick unfurl like a fiddlehead?
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fyi, best time to do crime is now since the next 5 days technically don't count
December 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
fyi, best time to do crime is now since the next 5 days technically don't count
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(watching Moneyball) there goes the moneyball
December 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
(watching Moneyball) there goes the moneyball
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A pill to make you feel whatever a dog must feel laying in your way all the time
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A pill to make you feel whatever a dog must feel laying in your way all the time
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[Heated Rivalry finale on Christmas]
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[Heated Rivalry finale on Christmas]
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
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the perfect blue wave slop doesn't exi–
Except Mary, Jesus and Joseph were brown…
Merry Christmas, everyone.
Merry Christmas, everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
the perfect blue wave slop doesn't exi–
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santa claus has died
December 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
santa claus has died
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Look at these ornaments of my baby cats I got for Christmas I love them so much
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Look at these ornaments of my baby cats I got for Christmas I love them so much
[Heated Rivalry finale on Christmas]
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[Heated Rivalry finale on Christmas]
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
you know who else felt a holy spirit enter him?
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gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
December 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
gonzo is a lesbian i don’t think i need to explain
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grinch’s cock also grew pretty massive that day btw
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
grinch’s cock also grew pretty massive that day btw
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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christmas music is pretty good if you want to know about the lore
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
christmas music is pretty good if you want to know about the lore
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You don’t have to buy gifts for anyone when you believe in Santa.
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You don’t have to buy gifts for anyone when you believe in Santa.
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Please enjoy this video of Cora opening her present. Merry xmas!
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Please enjoy this video of Cora opening her present. Merry xmas!
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My family crest includes the sangria pitchers that leak terribly every single year that we refuse to replace
December 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My family crest includes the sangria pitchers that leak terribly every single year that we refuse to replace
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Oh who’s this Bong Crosby
December 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh who’s this Bong Crosby
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In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
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2026 is already making me tired
December 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
2026 is already making me tired
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happy christmas you fucken sickos
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
happy christmas you fucken sickos
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be careful who you invite to your holiday party!!!
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
be careful who you invite to your holiday party!!!
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today, my brother would have turned 49 🥹 so I’m gonna try to bake this silly little Jellycat birthday cake to make it slightly less rough
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
today, my brother would have turned 49 🥹 so I’m gonna try to bake this silly little Jellycat birthday cake to make it slightly less rough
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you ever read a book so bad you wanna go back to mesopotamia and uninvent writing
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
you ever read a book so bad you wanna go back to mesopotamia and uninvent writing
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my new year's resolution is to escape the grain silo i've been trapped in for two weeks
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
my new year's resolution is to escape the grain silo i've been trapped in for two weeks