d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
· Mar 11
wish i could be cool and mysterious but unfortunately i can't shut the fuck up
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I am just 3 deleted accounts in a trench coat
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I am just 3 deleted accounts in a trench coat
a nightclub for millennials where we can dance. doors open at 7pm. lights out by 11pm.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
a nightclub for millennials where we can dance. doors open at 7pm. lights out by 11pm.
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they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
they should put little fortunes in the crab rangoon
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Picturing the first guy to ever write a yelp review
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Picturing the first guy to ever write a yelp review
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in mamdani’s america they teach Al’Gebra in schools
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
in mamdani’s america they teach Al’Gebra in schools
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when I know I’m finally going to die, I’m going to create a bot that posts like me so that I never have to shut the fuck up, even in death
I will torment all of you forever
I will torment all of you forever
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
when I know I’m finally going to die, I’m going to create a bot that posts like me so that I never have to shut the fuck up, even in death
I will torment all of you forever
I will torment all of you forever
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cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
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Been getting really into my husband lately which is lowkey embarrassing in the year of 2025
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Been getting really into my husband lately which is lowkey embarrassing in the year of 2025
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if you boil down my soul it sounds like that time they made a mummy make sound and it shrieked
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if you boil down my soul it sounds like that time they made a mummy make sound and it shrieked
if you boil down my soul, it sounds like this
Sleater-Kinney - I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone
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November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if you boil down my soul, it sounds like this
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Ill be real with you, ive never been popular. A year ago I had 300 followers on here. This place made it so I have a job I love and for that I am eternally grateful. Every contract is a blessing. I guess because I spent so long not seeing any success for my hard work, I always feel it'll be taken👇🏻
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ill be real with you, ive never been popular. A year ago I had 300 followers on here. This place made it so I have a job I love and for that I am eternally grateful. Every contract is a blessing. I guess because I spent so long not seeing any success for my hard work, I always feel it'll be taken👇🏻
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
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> pays off car after years
> credit score goes down
> most rational economic system ever
> credit score goes down
> most rational economic system ever
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
> pays off car after years
> credit score goes down
> most rational economic system ever
> credit score goes down
> most rational economic system ever
[after watching Devil Wears Prada for the 89th time]
wow, what a film
wow, what a film
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
[after watching Devil Wears Prada for the 89th time]
wow, what a film
wow, what a film
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I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
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OUT: entering your Jesus year (33)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
OUT: entering your Jesus year (33)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
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poly breakups be like "i think we should continue seeing other people"
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
poly breakups be like "i think we should continue seeing other people"
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what is even the point of you as a person
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
what is even the point of you as a person
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this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
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just showing off some stances
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
just showing off some stances
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what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then
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🎵 Five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred paaasswords 🎵
April 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
🎵 Five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred paaasswords 🎵