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writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
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@dly.bsky.social
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Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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full contact curling
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
full contact curling
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Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
ohhh yes my mom usually has a big ol' jar of this at the ready
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
ohhh yes my mom usually has a big ol' jar of this at the ready
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[me on the empty dance floor, spilling whiskey everywhere]
🎵 she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink 🎵
🎵 she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink 🎵
September 13, 2024 at 8:53 PM
[me on the empty dance floor, spilling whiskey everywhere]
🎵 she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink 🎵
🎵 she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink
she drinks a whiskey drink 🎵
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the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
the use of performance enhancing drugs by olympic athletes is getting out of hand
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Jake Paul losing an argument with himself on twitter is definitive proof that he should continue his getting punched in the head by professional boxers career
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Jake Paul losing an argument with himself on twitter is definitive proof that he should continue his getting punched in the head by professional boxers career
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
this sounds GROSS should i buy it?
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 AM
this sounds GROSS should i buy it?
the best bartenders can craft a beautiful cocktail with whatever they have on hand
February 9, 2026 at 10:20 PM
the best bartenders can craft a beautiful cocktail with whatever they have on hand
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clit parts true
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
clit parts true
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when i save "hannah montana implies the existence of 49 other hannahs" as a draft, what good does that do except delay your eventual suffering?
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
when i save "hannah montana implies the existence of 49 other hannahs" as a draft, what good does that do except delay your eventual suffering?
[sniffly]
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
February 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
[sniffly]
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
I need to make a hot toddy...
*sees I don't have lemon, honey, cinnamon, or cloves*
I need to make a whiskey.
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“Thank you for your payment” go to hell
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“Thank you for your payment” go to hell
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just another long day at the jerk off factory
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
just another long day at the jerk off factory
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Are you guys laughing with me? Actually don't answer that.
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Are you guys laughing with me? Actually don't answer that.
olive let your mudder posst we need our medicine
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 PM
olive let your mudder posst we need our medicine
