Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
Pinned
no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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Disney is gateway to henti
February 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Disney is gateway to henti
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i’m a disney adult (can’t have sex without mice watching me)
February 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
i’m a disney adult (can’t have sex without mice watching me)
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oh you hate my guts? rearrange them then
January 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
oh you hate my guts? rearrange them then
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in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 PM
in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026
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butts
butts
February 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
butts
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Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
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coworker gave me 5lbs of red pistachios and my workspace now looks like I’ve been doing rituals
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
coworker gave me 5lbs of red pistachios and my workspace now looks like I’ve been doing rituals
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“Emotionally unavailable”sounds like it’s temporary. “Gone fishing, emotionally back at 3pm.”
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 AM
“Emotionally unavailable”sounds like it’s temporary. “Gone fishing, emotionally back at 3pm.”
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if this app ever gets an edit button, i'll change all my good posts to say "butts" or "piss" or something so that it looks like you guys just like dumb stuff.
February 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
if this app ever gets an edit button, i'll change all my good posts to say "butts" or "piss" or something so that it looks like you guys just like dumb stuff.
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a thread of cover songs from the archive for the day; first off, a cover of Bryan Ferry’s A Fool For Love:
youtu.be/tp9GadJcfoc?...
youtu.be/tp9GadJcfoc?...
A Fool for Love (Bryan Ferry acoustic cover)
YouTube video by Half a Person
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
a thread of cover songs from the archive for the day; first off, a cover of Bryan Ferry’s A Fool For Love:
youtu.be/tp9GadJcfoc?...
youtu.be/tp9GadJcfoc?...
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I need an Olympic Curler to come and clean my kitchen floor
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I need an Olympic Curler to come and clean my kitchen floor
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This is my Caturday skeet on valentine’s day ❤️🖤❤️🖤
February 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This is my Caturday skeet on valentine’s day ❤️🖤❤️🖤
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The day I discovered how to sleep with my eyes open is the day everything in my life improved drastically except for my driving
October 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The day I discovered how to sleep with my eyes open is the day everything in my life improved drastically except for my driving
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"still not punk" i grumble as i embroider a circle around the A on my abercrombie sweater
January 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
"still not punk" i grumble as i embroider a circle around the A on my abercrombie sweater
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I made some bsky valentime's cards to send to your valentime (🧵)
February 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I made some bsky valentime's cards to send to your valentime (🧵)
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Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
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the existence of a jailbird implies the existence of a parole foul
February 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
the existence of a jailbird implies the existence of a parole foul
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its not real until youve heard them pee
February 12, 2026 at 7:27 AM
its not real until youve heard them pee
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People vastly underestimate how low my threshold is for detaching a quote post.
Have you annoyed me in the slightest? Detached!
Are you arguing with me, regardless of who's right? Detached!
Do I dislike your avi? Detached!
Have you annoyed me in the slightest? Detached!
Are you arguing with me, regardless of who's right? Detached!
Do I dislike your avi? Detached!
February 14, 2026 at 8:36 PM
People vastly underestimate how low my threshold is for detaching a quote post.
Have you annoyed me in the slightest? Detached!
Are you arguing with me, regardless of who's right? Detached!
Do I dislike your avi? Detached!
Have you annoyed me in the slightest? Detached!
Are you arguing with me, regardless of who's right? Detached!
Do I dislike your avi? Detached!
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no one can find me in here
--me from inside my giant puffer coat
--me from inside my giant puffer coat
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
no one can find me in here
--me from inside my giant puffer coat
--me from inside my giant puffer coat
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My Co-Pilot was not much of a conversationalist today
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 PM
My Co-Pilot was not much of a conversationalist today
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I just logged on and it’s already chaos here lol
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I just logged on and it’s already chaos here lol
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Too many potato chips are not good for you.
Pringles doesn't care.
Pringles doesn't care.
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Too many potato chips are not good for you.
Pringles doesn't care.
Pringles doesn't care.
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