Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. certified cornball
@gregthemiller@beige.party
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@gregthemiller@beige.party
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies
December 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies
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My 2026 resolution is to finish things that I star
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 AM
My 2026 resolution is to finish things that I star
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going to get my life together next year again next year
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
going to get my life together next year again next year
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Don’t whish me a Merry Christmas after talking shit behind my back all year. You are Feliz Navidead to me.
December 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Don’t whish me a Merry Christmas after talking shit behind my back all year. You are Feliz Navidead to me.
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This is in my top two Bluesky dyads.
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
This is in my top two Bluesky dyads.
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too bad only anteaters are the only animals named for what they eat. imagine if squirrels were nuteaters instead
December 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
too bad only anteaters are the only animals named for what they eat. imagine if squirrels were nuteaters instead
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bsky feature that immediately shows people this after they block me
a man stands in front of a crowd with the words are you not entertained
Alt: gif that shows gladiator asking if you’re not entertained after I get blocked
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
bsky feature that immediately shows people this after they block me
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if anyone ever asked me about bsky:
wHaTs bLuEsKy
wHaTs bLuEsKy
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
if anyone ever asked me about bsky:
wHaTs bLuEsKy
wHaTs bLuEsKy
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fire sprinkler system? you mean the mayday bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
fire sprinkler system? you mean the mayday bidet?
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garden hose? you mean the Gen X bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
garden hose? you mean the Gen X bidet?
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fridge water? you mean the fridge bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
fridge water? you mean the fridge bidet?
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Metamucil? You mean reverse bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Metamucil? You mean reverse bidet?
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Air compressor? You mean the waterless bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Air compressor? You mean the waterless bidet?
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raining? you mean the sky bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 5:35 AM
raining? you mean the sky bidet?
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bidet? you mean the butt bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
bidet? you mean the butt bidet?
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fire hydrant? you mean the emergency bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
fire hydrant? you mean the emergency bidet?
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at least tomorrow is next year
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
at least tomorrow is next year
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my 2026 resolution is to destroy Jerry Chen
at least tomorrow is next year
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
my 2026 resolution is to destroy Jerry Chen
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the ‘shower’? you mean the wall bidet?
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
the ‘shower’? you mean the wall bidet?
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One day you’re young and cool and the next you’re eating coleslaw for dessert.
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
One day you’re young and cool and the next you’re eating coleslaw for dessert.
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if a post has zero typos does that make it typo negative
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
if a post has zero typos does that make it typo negative
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(hitting your own dick with a hammer) now it's a painus
December 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
(hitting your own dick with a hammer) now it's a painus
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Them: read the writing on the wall
Me: you do know that’s where crazy people write, right?
Me: you do know that’s where crazy people write, right?
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Them: read the writing on the wall
Me: you do know that’s where crazy people write, right?
Me: you do know that’s where crazy people write, right?
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all I’m saying is a lava lamp would be much better with real lava
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
all I’m saying is a lava lamp would be much better with real lava
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"no worries," I said, despite the fact that there were many worries
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"no worries," I said, despite the fact that there were many worries