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Greg the Miller
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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imagine making it to the end of 2025 and still thinking you can make change in this world by scolding people on a niche microblogging website
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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How many Christmas songs does it take to get to the center of the seasonal depression?
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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palming a hard boiled egg and shaking your hand, so as to bribe you
December 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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wth? I don't recall asking for your opinion greg especially when it's wrong
December 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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hate to be a buzzkill but the star you wished upon exploded a billion years ago
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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[after watching a video of an unlikely friendship between a border collie and a crow]

everything’s gonna be alright after all
December 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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one of my first experiences on bluesky was commenting something like "I like tagalongs" and it devolved into a discussion about the ethics of girls scouts as an organization
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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he’s only a 4 until you see how clean the inside of his microwave is
December 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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bosses should be illegal
December 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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there should be a cereal with m&ms
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I already know I'm just a secret you didn't have to film five different endings about it
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Living in constant fear that my son told some kid at school I could beat up his dad.
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Not the truth or a lie, but a secret third thing.
February 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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(me on my deathbed) gar...gar... garfield was right about nermal
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I hurt my back laying around
December 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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A man came into the shelter holding a kitten today. The poor thing had scratch marks all over its face and looked like it hadn’t had a bath in weeks. At least the kitten was fine.
December 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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kids never made me late again
December 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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sitting on the floor and surrounding myself with dolls and soft toys for the rest of the year, like I did in my days of yore
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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ya know what, lexus, it wasn't a december to remember. lying dicks
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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and minerals, just eat some soil
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Happy caturday for those that celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Having had small children, I know the answers to life’s most difficult questions. e.g. why the ninja turtle underpants are laying in the middle of this parking lot.
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Elden Ring Fan Art. Millicent.
#Eldenring #fanart #fromsoft #promosky
December 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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(watching freaks & geeks marathon) oh hey they're airing your memoir
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM