Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. certified cornball
@gregthemiller@beige.party
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@gregthemiller@beige.party
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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joke's on you, bullies—there's nowhere I'd rather be than inside my locker
December 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
joke's on you, bullies—there's nowhere I'd rather be than inside my locker
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I put on my pants just like everyone else: contemplating how one day everyone I’ve ever loved will die
August 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I put on my pants just like everyone else: contemplating how one day everyone I’ve ever loved will die
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all this RAM news is absurd everybody knows 16 MB is enough even to play the bigger quake mods
December 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
all this RAM news is absurd everybody knows 16 MB is enough even to play the bigger quake mods
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Something else I have in common with Arya: chasing a cat
December 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Something else I have in common with Arya: chasing a cat
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Back in my tough love we had to fight the happy people into being happier by doing these suffering bits "I'm not suffering just because you are in fact I kinda like it" and then we'd be scarred strong for winter
December 30, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Back in my tough love we had to fight the happy people into being happier by doing these suffering bits "I'm not suffering just because you are in fact I kinda like it" and then we'd be scarred strong for winter
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at least I can do whatever I want to you in my dreams
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
at least I can do whatever I want to you in my dreams
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I'll never be your beast of bourbon
December 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I'll never be your beast of bourbon
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🤔 there should be a male interpolation of 'holding out for a hero' about a bad bitch
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
🤔 there should be a male interpolation of 'holding out for a hero' about a bad bitch
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oh shit of fuck they came up with something called bidAI
June 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
oh shit of fuck they came up with something called bidAI
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Greggo, that's why when you flush you stick your hands in the water.
December 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Greggo, that's why when you flush you stick your hands in the water.
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actual footage of the rodent that runs my brain, spiraling
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
actual footage of the rodent that runs my brain, spiraling
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face bidet(tm)
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
face bidet(tm)
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they should make a bidet for your hands
June 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
they should make a bidet for your hands
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a 2nd kind of delete which removes the post from the TL but puts it in a purgatory feed.
so you can reflect
so you can reflect
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
a 2nd kind of delete which removes the post from the TL but puts it in a purgatory feed.
so you can reflect
so you can reflect
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A mistake in three acts
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A mistake in three acts
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I’ve got nothing. So I will leave you with this action shot from the other day
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’ve got nothing. So I will leave you with this action shot from the other day
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Dinner rolls are just a delivery mechanism for butter.
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Dinner rolls are just a delivery mechanism for butter.
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don't cry bc it's over, smile bc civilization as we know it is coming to a cataclysmic end.
December 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
don't cry bc it's over, smile bc civilization as we know it is coming to a cataclysmic end.
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only 364 days until christmas
December 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
only 364 days until christmas
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I am proof that not having any screen time as a child does not help anything
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am proof that not having any screen time as a child does not help anything
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Went 13 days without being blocked by a stranger and wondered if I was being me hard enough.
December 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Went 13 days without being blocked by a stranger and wondered if I was being me hard enough.
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You know that feeling of excitement you get?
No, me either
No, me either
May 8, 2025 at 10:48 AM
You know that feeling of excitement you get?
No, me either
No, me either
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my birthstone is a coffee bean
my birthstone is that thing in the back of the freezer that cannot be identified
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
my birthstone is a coffee bean
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at least tomorrow’s the first friday of the week
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
at least tomorrow’s the first friday of the week
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And then this happened
December 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
And then this happened