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@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Oops, All garbage!
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if you're thirsty, they're thirsty. water your electronics
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sometimes I think about what I could accomplish if I actually got my shit together and then I yawn so big my jaw dislocates
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 AM
sometimes I think about what I could accomplish if I actually got my shit together and then I yawn so big my jaw dislocates
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life is messy and hard, but so is the floor under the couch so I guess what I’m saying is it’s the perfect place to shame nap
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 AM
life is messy and hard, but so is the floor under the couch so I guess what I’m saying is it’s the perfect place to shame nap
who up cowering in a frozen outpost while their friends become monstrous facsimiles
January 20, 2026 at 11:54 PM
who up cowering in a frozen outpost while their friends become monstrous facsimiles
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gonna make coffee stirrer straw people of everyone in this meeting
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
gonna make coffee stirrer straw people of everyone in this meeting
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Himalayan salt lamp?
January 18, 2026 at 5:17 PM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Himalayan salt lamp?
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She's a 10, but she kicks you in the head switching from missionary to doggy, looks you straight in the eye, and says "Roadhouse"
December 28, 2024 at 3:29 AM
She's a 10, but she kicks you in the head switching from missionary to doggy, looks you straight in the eye, and says "Roadhouse"
grok bad. now check out these genAI pics of the evil men smooching har har
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
grok bad. now check out these genAI pics of the evil men smooching har har
know what's way cooler than posting ai images on bluesky? not doing that.
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
know what's way cooler than posting ai images on bluesky? not doing that.
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how is it we have truth serum but no spill pill? is there even a single person who prefers the liquid form?
January 18, 2026 at 12:28 AM
how is it we have truth serum but no spill pill? is there even a single person who prefers the liquid form?
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If you say the word theremin three times in while looking in the mirror, @demandavoider.bsky.social will show up in your kitchen
Ooooweeeeooooooowoooo
Ooooweeeeooooooowoooo
January 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
If you say the word theremin three times in while looking in the mirror, @demandavoider.bsky.social will show up in your kitchen
Ooooweeeeooooooowoooo
Ooooweeeeooooooowoooo
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Cheetos are healthy because they resemble small carrots
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Cheetos are healthy because they resemble small carrots
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Goats can't go to jail. Start eating grass now!
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Goats can't go to jail. Start eating grass now!
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I'd rather burn my hand than my coat. My hand will grow back.
January 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I'd rather burn my hand than my coat. My hand will grow back.
"still not punk" i grumble as i embroider a circle around the A on my abercrombie sweater
January 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
"still not punk" i grumble as i embroider a circle around the A on my abercrombie sweater
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dogs are philosophers and cats are mathematicians i won’t be taking any questions at this time
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
dogs are philosophers and cats are mathematicians i won’t be taking any questions at this time
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Must've been pretty cool just floating around in the old days before newton fucked it all up with his gravity law
January 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Must've been pretty cool just floating around in the old days before newton fucked it all up with his gravity law
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posting through shock, anger and sadness doesn't mean we want to be insensitive. it means we're all trying to cope. if I can make you silly-laugh for even a moment it is an act of care ❤️
January 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
posting through shock, anger and sadness doesn't mean we want to be insensitive. it means we're all trying to cope. if I can make you silly-laugh for even a moment it is an act of care ❤️
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schrödinger put an elephant in the room but nobody and everybody talked about it
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
schrödinger put an elephant in the room but nobody and everybody talked about it
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sometimes when people are awkward I misread it as a competition
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
sometimes when people are awkward I misread it as a competition
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You can't embarrass me, I'm a 45 year old who plays Minecraft with a modpack that adds Pokémon
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
You can't embarrass me, I'm a 45 year old who plays Minecraft with a modpack that adds Pokémon
why would we even 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 to hear anything you have to say if you aren't cool enough to have a supplements sponsorship get real
January 16, 2026 at 11:39 PM
why would we even 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 to hear anything you have to say if you aren't cool enough to have a supplements sponsorship get real
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If all these people are supposedly spinning in their graves why have we not harvested them as a renewable energy source
January 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
If all these people are supposedly spinning in their graves why have we not harvested them as a renewable energy source
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i live under a handmade rock made of weed
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
i live under a handmade rock made of weed