Path (julie) 🎉
@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Pinned
My bugout bag is just some Cheetos, a theremin and 30 hits of acid.
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VPN stands for Very Paranoid Nerd you did not hear this from me
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
VPN stands for Very Paranoid Nerd you did not hear this from me
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redecorating the walls in floor to ceiling peanut shells
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
redecorating the walls in floor to ceiling peanut shells
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these spin doctors aren’t doing shit for my nausea
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
these spin doctors aren’t doing shit for my nausea
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thanks for the best wishes where can I cash them in
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
thanks for the best wishes where can I cash them in
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Bad pizza tastes like the filthiest kind of betrayal
July 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Bad pizza tastes like the filthiest kind of betrayal
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Knees? To be quite honest I prefer the thighs of a bee
July 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Knees? To be quite honest I prefer the thighs of a bee
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Do I take the lord's name in vain? Sure, I suppose but I'd usually just boof it
July 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Do I take the lord's name in vain? Sure, I suppose but I'd usually just boof it
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My nickname back in driving school was unofficial parking space because I'd get all huffy if someone else's car was in my thoughts even though they're public and undesignated
December 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My nickname back in driving school was unofficial parking space because I'd get all huffy if someone else's car was in my thoughts even though they're public and undesignated
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I never let myself indulge in big reactions so the NO FUCKING WAY's you left in the breakroom were an irresistable surprise
January 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I never let myself indulge in big reactions so the NO FUCKING WAY's you left in the breakroom were an irresistable surprise
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"Kites tied to the arms of the gesturing at everything!" I cry lightly as I leap to battle the air between the roof and the sideyard
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"Kites tied to the arms of the gesturing at everything!" I cry lightly as I leap to battle the air between the roof and the sideyard
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You look sane and put together. Blocked.
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
You look sane and put together. Blocked.
don't shame my cope
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
don't shame my cope
they should make cement blocks with better arch support
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
they should make cement blocks with better arch support
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I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
July 5, 2023 at 3:25 AM
I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
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*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
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2026 better not be the year we pierce the veil of illusion to discover the world is but a nothingness projected upon nothingness I've got some shows I want to catch up on
January 1, 2026 at 10:47 PM
2026 better not be the year we pierce the veil of illusion to discover the world is but a nothingness projected upon nothingness I've got some shows I want to catch up on
muted word lists used to really mean something
January 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
muted word lists used to really mean something
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LIFE HACK
the seat belt alarm doesn't go off if you stand up
the seat belt alarm doesn't go off if you stand up
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
LIFE HACK
the seat belt alarm doesn't go off if you stand up
the seat belt alarm doesn't go off if you stand up
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You look like you display off brand Lego in your dinning room buffet hutch
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
You look like you display off brand Lego in your dinning room buffet hutch
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In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
January 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
In Algeria, they don't say "you look ugly", they say "you look like 4 AM" and I think it's beautiful!
pre-recorded emergency broadcast system test pattern and chill?
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
pre-recorded emergency broadcast system test pattern and chill?
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If you aren't repeatedly measuring the dimensions of the room and blacking out the windows with newspaper to the hum of TV static while scribbling runes on the walls with ichor and UV paint, you aren't paying attention.
March 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If you aren't repeatedly measuring the dimensions of the room and blacking out the windows with newspaper to the hum of TV static while scribbling runes on the walls with ichor and UV paint, you aren't paying attention.
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furiously taking notes in morse code at a tap dance recital
January 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
furiously taking notes in morse code at a tap dance recital
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I logged in today to do some damn goofs and we can’t even have that can we
January 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I logged in today to do some damn goofs and we can’t even have that can we
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replying to every post with
"i talk about this in my book"
"i talk about this in my book"
January 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
replying to every post with
"i talk about this in my book"
"i talk about this in my book"