I'mWintersMom
@imwintersmom.bsky.social
pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
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I'mWintersMom
@imwintersmom.bsky.social
· May 12
Got invited to a clam bake. Imagine my embarrassment when I showed up with a fresh Brazilian and weed
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rethinking becoming a vampire after seeing how close you have to get to people
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
rethinking becoming a vampire after seeing how close you have to get to people
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"I just tried to call"
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"I just tried to call"
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
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Just said "girl whatever" to my dept manager
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Just said "girl whatever" to my dept manager
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Why are ghosts always slamming doors? Take your anger issues back to hell, homie
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Why are ghosts always slamming doors? Take your anger issues back to hell, homie
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turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
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if anyone wants to get me a Christmas gift I’ll take a trip to Fiji or a hug
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
if anyone wants to get me a Christmas gift I’ll take a trip to Fiji or a hug
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Welcome to your 50s:
You lose your phone, so you look for your phone… to call your phone.
You lose your phone, so you look for your phone… to call your phone.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Welcome to your 50s:
You lose your phone, so you look for your phone… to call your phone.
You lose your phone, so you look for your phone… to call your phone.
googled current events for buzz word material. death isnt much to work with.
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
googled current events for buzz word material. death isnt much to work with.
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one day i will find an opportunity to wear a kilt. looks comfy
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
one day i will find an opportunity to wear a kilt. looks comfy
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I am older than every dog
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I am older than every dog
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Dear December,
Surprise me in a good way.
Surprise me in a good way.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Dear December,
Surprise me in a good way.
Surprise me in a good way.
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The water in my building may be off until one but my cesspool party will go forward.
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The water in my building may be off until one but my cesspool party will go forward.
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if you see me kissing Santa Claus keep your damn mouth shut.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
if you see me kissing Santa Claus keep your damn mouth shut.
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Quality sex started going downhill when the participation trophy crowd started having sex.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Quality sex started going downhill when the participation trophy crowd started having sex.
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hello 911, i have to poop and my baby is asleep on me
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
hello 911, i have to poop and my baby is asleep on me
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Ok, Monday, be nice.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ok, Monday, be nice.
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you ever think that during that near death experience you had you actually died? & now this is either purgatory or possibly even hell? really stuck there today.
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
you ever think that during that near death experience you had you actually died? & now this is either purgatory or possibly even hell? really stuck there today.
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made a thing.
be aware its world aids day
be aware its world aids day
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
made a thing.
be aware its world aids day
be aware its world aids day
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*seductively* sooo.. is there a mama roach?
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*seductively* sooo.. is there a mama roach?
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bent over to pick up a ball from the door jamb and hit the bone just above my eye on the doorknob (sleepy) so stay tuned to see if I have a black eye later
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
bent over to pick up a ball from the door jamb and hit the bone just above my eye on the doorknob (sleepy) so stay tuned to see if I have a black eye later
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I only realised the other day the pattern on Wendy's neck says MOM
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I only realised the other day the pattern on Wendy's neck says MOM
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Yes Virginia, there is a mute function.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yes Virginia, there is a mute function.
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Lack of humility all over today's skyline. Might be time to trim. Again.
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Lack of humility all over today's skyline. Might be time to trim. Again.
more like brrometer, am i right
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
more like brrometer, am i right