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Got invited to a clam bake. Imagine my embarrassment when I showed up with a fresh Brazilian and weed
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T9 via 10-key
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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rethinking becoming a vampire after seeing how close you have to get to people
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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"I just tried to call"

Yeah I know, I saw the call and I ignored it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Just said "girl whatever" to my dept manager
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Why are ghosts always slamming doors? Take your anger issues back to hell, homie
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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if anyone wants to get me a Christmas gift I’ll take a trip to Fiji or a hug
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Welcome to your 50s:
You lose your phone, so you look for your phone… to call your phone.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
googled current events for buzz word material. death isnt much to work with.
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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one day i will find an opportunity to wear a kilt. looks comfy
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I am older than every dog
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Dear December,
Surprise me in a good way.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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The water in my building may be off until one but my cesspool party will go forward.
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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if you see me kissing Santa Claus keep your damn mouth shut.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Quality sex started going downhill when the participation trophy crowd started having sex.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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hello 911, i have to poop and my baby is asleep on me
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Ok, Monday, be nice.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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you ever think that during that near death experience you had you actually died? & now this is either purgatory or possibly even hell? really stuck there today.
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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made a thing.
be aware its world aids day
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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*seductively* sooo.. is there a mama roach?
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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bent over to pick up a ball from the door jamb and hit the bone just above my eye on the doorknob (sleepy) so stay tuned to see if I have a black eye later
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I only realised the other day the pattern on Wendy's neck says MOM
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Yes Virginia, there is a mute function.
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Lack of humility all over today's skyline. Might be time to trim. Again.
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
more like brrometer, am i right
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM