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mariah carey has such remarkable vocal range she can hit notes i have absolutely no interest in hearing.
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Getting this as a tramp stamp
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Getting this as a tramp stamp
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Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Here's the crux of the gist: we're on the cusp of a brink
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You know that feeling when you almost step in dog shit and then artfully avoid it at the last moment? Yeah, me neither: a memoir
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You know that feeling when you almost step in dog shit and then artfully avoid it at the last moment? Yeah, me neither: a memoir
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I like my coffee like I like my gratification: instant
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I like my coffee like I like my gratification: instant
so when do they start taking our guns away lol
January 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
so when do they start taking our guns away lol
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I’m more of an acoustic eel guy myself.
January 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I’m more of an acoustic eel guy myself.
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He needs to marry someone named Topsy
January 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
He needs to marry someone named Topsy
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Masked government agents are killing people in the streets, abducting people from their homes in the middle of the night, and arresting those who speak out.
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
January 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Masked government agents are killing people in the streets, abducting people from their homes in the middle of the night, and arresting those who speak out.
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
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Good morning, bloodletters.
January 10, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Good morning, bloodletters.
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So, correct me if I’m wrong, but all you have to do to abduct a woman now is dress in camo, cover your face and have a gun and we have to submit or risk death? How are we supposed to know if you’re ICE or not?
January 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
So, correct me if I’m wrong, but all you have to do to abduct a woman now is dress in camo, cover your face and have a gun and we have to submit or risk death? How are we supposed to know if you’re ICE or not?
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Building a wall between me and the world out of edibles.
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Building a wall between me and the world out of edibles.
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People will tell you there is no such thing as normal but still call you weird
January 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
People will tell you there is no such thing as normal but still call you weird
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the machine opens a gynecological practice calling it florence and the vagine.
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
the machine opens a gynecological practice calling it florence and the vagine.
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the beatles and tennis coaches have very different opinions on love
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
the beatles and tennis coaches have very different opinions on love
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A list of my favourite names for gritters / salt-spreaders…
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 PM
A list of my favourite names for gritters / salt-spreaders…
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
• David Plowie
• Skid Vicious
• Humphrey Snowcart
• Nicole Saltslinger
• Creedence Clear-Road Survival
• Spreddie Mercury
• I Want to Break Freeze
• A Salts with a Spreadly Weapon
• Thaw and Order
• Gritter Thunberg
• Snow-be-gone Kenobi
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ladies, not so gentle reminder that we are all one unhinged white dude saying “shut up bitch” with a gun away from being alive.
January 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
ladies, not so gentle reminder that we are all one unhinged white dude saying “shut up bitch” with a gun away from being alive.
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I will leave my family for a woman with an "Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here" tramp stamp.
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I will leave my family for a woman with an "Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here" tramp stamp.
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i regret to inform you (because i don’t want to talk to you) that i don't want to talk to you
January 5, 2026 at 4:27 PM
i regret to inform you (because i don’t want to talk to you) that i don't want to talk to you
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Her: *is yelling at me
Me: Keep going, I’m almost there.
Me: Keep going, I’m almost there.
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Her: *is yelling at me
Me: Keep going, I’m almost there.
Me: Keep going, I’m almost there.
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You're in her DMs. I'm also in her DMs giving her a great slow cooker recipe
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
You're in her DMs. I'm also in her DMs giving her a great slow cooker recipe
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I can't be held responsible for what I do when I'm sober.
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I can't be held responsible for what I do when I'm sober.
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All we can do now is hope for spontaneous combustion.
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
All we can do now is hope for spontaneous combustion.
i'm about as non-believer as they come but it feels like some old testament shit is about to happen pretty soon
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
i'm about as non-believer as they come but it feels like some old testament shit is about to happen pretty soon
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Your falsetto: use it or lose it
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Your falsetto: use it or lose it