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mariah carey has such remarkable vocal range she can hit notes i have absolutely no interest in hearing.
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people figured out that Jonathan Ross was the murderer bc kristi noem mentioned that he'd been dragged by a car in a previous incident. she "doxxed" her own guy lol
January 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing
January 8, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Somehow the "America First" crowd will rationalize this.
Reuters reporting Trump aides are discussing cash payments to every Greenland resident to convince them to secede from Denmark

"aides were entertaining higher values, with a $100,000-per-person payment - which would result in a total payment of almost $6 billion"
Exclusive: Trump administration mulls payments to sway Greenlanders to join US
U.S. officials have discussed sending lump sum payments to Greenlanders as part of a bid to convince them to secede from Denmark and potentially join the United States, according to four sources famil...
www.reuters.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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The fat loss industry hates this one simple trick: stop eating like a raccoon in a dumpster with free will.
January 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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SUBJECT: Important information about your insurance bill!

BODY: You are on auto-pay. No action required.

*montage of me opening the armory and strapping twenty weapons to myself*
January 8, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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We’re currently in that section of the history book with a map and bunch of arrows all over it
January 8, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i like what yt and ig are doing with shorts and reels but videos are still too long for my attention span. i propose a system for getting videos down to a single frame.
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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So you're saying leave it to the guys who killed George Floyd, wtaf
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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love the inversion of americans saying "enough" - not *to* the nazis, but in support of the nazis

full 1984-Doublespeak
Rep. Randy Fine: "It's time for Americans to say 'enough,' and if you get in the way of the government repelling a foreign invasion, you're gonna end up just like that lady did yesterday."
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Sometimes people are ignorant for their own convenience.
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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guys i know today is a struggle but i gotta laugh and be funny or else my trauma will swallow me whole.
November 6, 2024 at 6:49 PM
if nothing else, do something nice for a stranger today.
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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kinda crazy that 2026 has been going on for years already but it’s only day 7
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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THE POSTING WILL CONTINUE DESPITE ANY CHANGES IN MORALE
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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sorry i’m late again, the simple thought of going to work triggers my executive dysfunction and makes getting ready extremely difficult every morning.
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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For those wondering what Mamdani's quote, "For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty," was in reference to...
January 7, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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#ProudBlue #Pinks
Good morning, friends! By tapping into the profound impact of gratitude, we can spark lasting connections. The secret is to be authentically sincere - openly share the actions that moved you, the feelings they stirred & the basic desires they fulfilled. #Jaye’sMorningLight
January 8, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power

- file impeachment articles every day in the House

- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee

- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
i learned a cool word earlier - "antifragile." it's an adjective for something that becomes stronger the more you fuck with it. thinking about that today.
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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They’re gonna lose. Have to believe that
January 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Not Ai. Just a happy cat
January 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM