grilled cheese 🧀
@grilldcheese.bsky.social
proud owner of 13 tiaras
my charskeeterie board: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
my charskeeterie board: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
Pinned
that's me on the corner
that's me on the sidewalk
trying to catch a pigeon
that's me on the sidewalk
trying to catch a pigeon
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Ill be real with you, ive never been popular. A year ago I had 300 followers on here. This place made it so I have a job I love and for that I am eternally grateful. Every contract is a blessing. I guess because I spent so long not seeing any success for my hard work, I always feel it'll be taken👇🏻
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ill be real with you, ive never been popular. A year ago I had 300 followers on here. This place made it so I have a job I love and for that I am eternally grateful. Every contract is a blessing. I guess because I spent so long not seeing any success for my hard work, I always feel it'll be taken👇🏻
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i have a feeling all these tariffs are going to dampen everyone's Honda Days spirit this year
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i have a feeling all these tariffs are going to dampen everyone's Honda Days spirit this year
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this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
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Say what you will about negotiating our own healthcare but I’ve got a guy who’ll do my colonoscopy for only 5k if I don’t go with the full anesthesia package
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Say what you will about negotiating our own healthcare but I’ve got a guy who’ll do my colonoscopy for only 5k if I don’t go with the full anesthesia package
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Whack-a-mole except they’re real and you feed em a lil treat instead
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Whack-a-mole except they’re real and you feed em a lil treat instead
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Time for @chrismurphyct.bsky.social to replace @schumer.senate.gov
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Time for @chrismurphyct.bsky.social to replace @schumer.senate.gov
beef, coffee, auto repairs, ballrooms
Trump literally says "shhhhhhhh" after Laura Ingraham notes that the cost of beef, coffee, and auto repairs have gone up.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
beef, coffee, auto repairs, ballrooms
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Old politicians are destroying our democracy.
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Old politicians are destroying our democracy.
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POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
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Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Everyone’s gangster until they hear their own voice on a recording.
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If normal gets you no where I should have gotten a lot further in life.
November 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If normal gets you no where I should have gotten a lot further in life.
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As I like to say, whatthefuckever.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As I like to say, whatthefuckever.
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I don’t wanna brag (actually I do) but I’m finally someone’s favorite.
Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I don’t wanna brag (actually I do) but I’m finally someone’s favorite.
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I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
friendly advice -- don't talk about your explosive diarrhea while you're in line for TSA
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
friendly advice -- don't talk about your explosive diarrhea while you're in line for TSA
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I hope our pathetic “left” is elected in a sweep, let’s protest them too.
Let’s open all the files.
Let’s open all the files.
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I hope our pathetic “left” is elected in a sweep, let’s protest them too.
Let’s open all the files.
Let’s open all the files.
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state of the trad catholic discourse on the other site is debating whether undocumented immigrants should be able to receive the Eucharist if you were wondering how that was going
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
state of the trad catholic discourse on the other site is debating whether undocumented immigrants should be able to receive the Eucharist if you were wondering how that was going
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They're playing us for fools. Groundhogs don't even 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 shadows
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They're playing us for fools. Groundhogs don't even 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 shadows
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DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
DIVORCE ATTORNEYS HATE THEM!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
find out how they beat the odds using this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
it takes a village people to raise a macho man
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
it takes a village people to raise a macho man
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eat shit kim davis 💩
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
eat shit kim davis 💩
kill two birds with one kidney stone
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
kill two birds with one kidney stone
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One of the skills I put on my resume was the ability to keenly observe other people working.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
One of the skills I put on my resume was the ability to keenly observe other people working.
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if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake
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I just want someone to buy me a tiara and tell me my coffee breath smells fine
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I just want someone to buy me a tiara and tell me my coffee breath smells fine