BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
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BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
· Dec 2
People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
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I had a dream that I was having a gun fight with a guy, but we were using our key fobs to shoot at each other. I finally had enough and used my fob to taser the guy in the nuts.
December 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I had a dream that I was having a gun fight with a guy, but we were using our key fobs to shoot at each other. I finally had enough and used my fob to taser the guy in the nuts.
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Heated Rivalry is not supposed to capture the gay American experience, it is Canadian. Hope that helps.
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Heated Rivalry is not supposed to capture the gay American experience, it is Canadian. Hope that helps.
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I miss my mother.
December 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I miss my mother.
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I just need to everyone I know I watch Heated Rivalry so they experience some romantic joy in 2025, because it is so needed.
December 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I just need to everyone I know I watch Heated Rivalry so they experience some romantic joy in 2025, because it is so needed.
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*listening to No More Tears*
I wish I had a hand in a bush. 😭
I wish I had a hand in a bush. 😭
December 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
*listening to No More Tears*
I wish I had a hand in a bush. 😭
I wish I had a hand in a bush. 😭
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Motley Crue: Ten Seconds To Love
Me: Ten Seconds Of Love
Me: Ten Seconds Of Love
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Motley Crue: Ten Seconds To Love
Me: Ten Seconds Of Love
Me: Ten Seconds Of Love
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no ethical ass eating under capitalism
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
no ethical ass eating under capitalism
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It’s too easy to tell yourself that you suck, tell yourself that you’re awesome
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It’s too easy to tell yourself that you suck, tell yourself that you’re awesome
Heated Rivalry fully turned me into a person who googled “can straight women spiritually be gay hockey men with incredible asses.”
December 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Heated Rivalry fully turned me into a person who googled “can straight women spiritually be gay hockey men with incredible asses.”
Started Heated Rivalry as a straight woman. Finished it wondering if I’m actually a gay Russian hockey superstar with unresolved trauma.
December 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Started Heated Rivalry as a straight woman. Finished it wondering if I’m actually a gay Russian hockey superstar with unresolved trauma.
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Roll up for the mystery tour
-me to my waxing consultant
-me to my waxing consultant
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Roll up for the mystery tour
-me to my waxing consultant
-me to my waxing consultant
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I was awarded "Salesperson of the month" at Jack Daniels distillery...I don't even work there...
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I was awarded "Salesperson of the month" at Jack Daniels distillery...I don't even work there...
Christmas came, gifts were opened, and none of you got funny.
December 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Christmas came, gifts were opened, and none of you got funny.
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Grown kid recommends Heated Rivalry but won’t watch it with me — must be all that intense violent hockey fighting right
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Grown kid recommends Heated Rivalry but won’t watch it with me — must be all that intense violent hockey fighting right
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on a spaceship trying to explain this to the aliens
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
on a spaceship trying to explain this to the aliens
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I am simple girl
manicure go tippy tappy
I am happy :)
manicure go tippy tappy
I am happy :)
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I am simple girl
manicure go tippy tappy
I am happy :)
manicure go tippy tappy
I am happy :)
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[a man keeps dming me]
[me] if you don't shut the fuck up rn
[me] if you don't shut the fuck up rn
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
[a man keeps dming me]
[me] if you don't shut the fuck up rn
[me] if you don't shut the fuck up rn
Get in, loser. We’re going to the cottage.
December 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Get in, loser. We’re going to the cottage.
I’m fully convinced adult men who play hockey are having wildly hot gay sex with each other and honestly, I’ve never wanted to be a man more.
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m fully convinced adult men who play hockey are having wildly hot gay sex with each other and honestly, I’ve never wanted to be a man more.
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I will beat the toxic masculinity right the fuck out of you
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I will beat the toxic masculinity right the fuck out of you
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Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Found a faded five dollar bill in the pocket of my jeans so yes I'm guilty of money laundering.
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someone's gonna have to break up this monopoly she has over my boners
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
someone's gonna have to break up this monopoly she has over my boners
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Outside temperature: unholy. My will to live: buffering. My need for a hearty soup: unstoppable.
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Outside temperature: unholy. My will to live: buffering. My need for a hearty soup: unstoppable.
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Wanted to perish peacefully under my blankets, but apparently I’m kept alive by my insatiable need for snacks.
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wanted to perish peacefully under my blankets, but apparently I’m kept alive by my insatiable need for snacks.