BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
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Last night my uncle passed away and the nurses put his heartbeat in a little bottle for my aunt to keep 🥺
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Last night my uncle passed away and the nurses put his heartbeat in a little bottle for my aunt to keep 🥺
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
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White people be like I’ll flip you for it
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
White people be like I’ll flip you for it
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have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
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today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
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I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
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I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
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Sean Duffy should go before a lumberjack tribunal or something for tarnishing their public image
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Sean Duffy should go before a lumberjack tribunal or something for tarnishing their public image
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I don't so much celebrate November as much as I observe "Watch The Family Stone over and over while bawling"vember
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I don't so much celebrate November as much as I observe "Watch The Family Stone over and over while bawling"vember
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If perimenopause keeps this up, you can all look forward to my face down snow angels come December
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
If perimenopause keeps this up, you can all look forward to my face down snow angels come December
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Your harshest critics are the nice women who attend my book club and bring pumpkin blondies and eviscerate your chapters and skeets
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Your harshest critics are the nice women who attend my book club and bring pumpkin blondies and eviscerate your chapters and skeets
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
I need an editor for my thoughts before they go to print in my mouth.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I need an editor for my thoughts before they go to print in my mouth.
I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I think it should be against the law to get out of bed when you don’t want to.
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
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them: “where do you see yourself in five years?”
me: “unless things change drastically, probably still in the mirror, or in photographs”
me: “unless things change drastically, probably still in the mirror, or in photographs”
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
them: “where do you see yourself in five years?”
me: “unless things change drastically, probably still in the mirror, or in photographs”
me: “unless things change drastically, probably still in the mirror, or in photographs”
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fine. I'll go to dinner. but I'm not putting on a bra.
November 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
fine. I'll go to dinner. but I'm not putting on a bra.
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"Any last words?"
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"Any last words?"
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
"SHORT-LIVED RHYMES WITH ARRIVED. AND THERE ARE TWO SYLLABLES IN ALLEGED."
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I’m a soft core bully.
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m a soft core bully.
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what if you burned day and night told no one for what good would it do for them to imagine it as the worst they'd had the most they could and one day they told you that you knew nothing of their pain so you said sorry you're hurting and sat with them where they were that you'd already been what if
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
what if you burned day and night told no one for what good would it do for them to imagine it as the worst they'd had the most they could and one day they told you that you knew nothing of their pain so you said sorry you're hurting and sat with them where they were that you'd already been what if
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I am not neutral
I am not apolitical
I am not happy
I am not silent
I am not apolitical
I am not happy
I am not silent
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I am not neutral
I am not apolitical
I am not happy
I am not silent
I am not apolitical
I am not happy
I am not silent