BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
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BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Me, being high: sometimes I feel like I want to eat colours
Skittles scientist: YES
Skittles scientist: YES
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Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.
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*helps hamburger as a friend*
January 28, 2026 at 1:13 AM
*helps hamburger as a friend*
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If I go missing it was 👇🏻
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 PM
If I go missing it was 👇🏻
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Hello 9-1-1, there’s a cat on my lap and I have to pee.
February 5, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Hello 9-1-1, there’s a cat on my lap and I have to pee.
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I’ve been doing my last edit on my novel for the last couple of weeks, and I can’t tell you how proud I am of this story. All my blood, guts, and trauma went into this book and I can’t wait to share it with the world.
February 7, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I’ve been doing my last edit on my novel for the last couple of weeks, and I can’t tell you how proud I am of this story. All my blood, guts, and trauma went into this book and I can’t wait to share it with the world.
My half-Siamese cat opens every closet door at night like a tiny demon poltergeist on a mission.
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
My half-Siamese cat opens every closet door at night like a tiny demon poltergeist on a mission.
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Can't.
Busy filling the drafts folder with gnomic phrases that'll make no sense in the morning.
Busy filling the drafts folder with gnomic phrases that'll make no sense in the morning.
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Can't.
Busy filling the drafts folder with gnomic phrases that'll make no sense in the morning.
Busy filling the drafts folder with gnomic phrases that'll make no sense in the morning.
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Hey you didn't respond well to my fawning compliment where do we go from here
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Hey you didn't respond well to my fawning compliment where do we go from here
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When you get old, people stop asking if you want to buy any drugs
February 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
When you get old, people stop asking if you want to buy any drugs
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Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
Someone said I was likeable so I immediately googled what condition that is a symptom of.
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Someone said I was likeable so I immediately googled what condition that is a symptom of.
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
Thank goodness we’re getting drafts and I don’t have to raw dog the timeline anymore.
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Thank goodness we’re getting drafts and I don’t have to raw dog the timeline anymore.
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DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
DRAFTS? YOU WANT DRAFTS? I'VE GOT DRAFTS.
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
*hollow wind sounds through the haunted Victorian mansion of my body*
Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.
February 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Reading 1984 to lighten the mood.
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My weekends last six minutes but holding a 60 second plank lasts three to five business days.
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
My weekends last six minutes but holding a 60 second plank lasts three to five business days.
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Yes, the crows ARE laughing at you
February 9, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Yes, the crows ARE laughing at you
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Sometimes, you just want someone to care enough to read your shitty poetry and clumsy love letters.
February 9, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Sometimes, you just want someone to care enough to read your shitty poetry and clumsy love letters.
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Feeling a little sluggish today. Not slow, more just slimy and craving greens.
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Feeling a little sluggish today. Not slow, more just slimy and craving greens.
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Well, that's enough vulnerability for one year.
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Well, that's enough vulnerability for one year.
ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!
February 9, 2026 at 11:20 PM
ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!
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Draining all the fluids from my body so they can be replaced with a nice Aperol spritz.
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Draining all the fluids from my body so they can be replaced with a nice Aperol spritz.
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[shoe store]
Clerk: Sir, please stop or I'll have to call the Police
Big Foot: [surrounded by stretched shoes] Who'll believe you?
Clerk: Sir, please stop or I'll have to call the Police
Big Foot: [surrounded by stretched shoes] Who'll believe you?
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 AM
[shoe store]
Clerk: Sir, please stop or I'll have to call the Police
Big Foot: [surrounded by stretched shoes] Who'll believe you?
Clerk: Sir, please stop or I'll have to call the Police
Big Foot: [surrounded by stretched shoes] Who'll believe you?
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Imagine being mad at me and I'm just over here trying to lower your expectations
February 8, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Imagine being mad at me and I'm just over here trying to lower your expectations
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Up late pondering the important question of "Does reverse cowgirl really stimulate the clit?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Up late pondering the important question of "Does reverse cowgirl really stimulate the clit?"