Chames
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Chames
@overlooked237.bsky.social
· Sep 18
this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode
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I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
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not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
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If you shake me like a soda bottle I will also explode (in your mom)
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If you shake me like a soda bottle I will also explode (in your mom)
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February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
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I have the worlds cleanest ass and I just need someone to know that
February 9, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I have the worlds cleanest ass and I just need someone to know that
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I texted my mom "was that Pedro Pascal??" and she said "he always has stars in the casita"
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I texted my mom "was that Pedro Pascal??" and she said "he always has stars in the casita"
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
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bad bunny trust fall
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
bad bunny trust fall
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One would think being “in arrears” would be a pleasant thing. One would be wrong
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
One would think being “in arrears” would be a pleasant thing. One would be wrong
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My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay
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my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
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Are you there Cthulhu? It's me, Joolia
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Are you there Cthulhu? It's me, Joolia
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when you guys make sports posts you might as well be typing in Wingdings
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
when you guys make sports posts you might as well be typing in Wingdings
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but i don’t wanna real world today
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 AM
but i don’t wanna real world today
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Is there a word for when you sneeze and your uterus cramps? Is it snamp?
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Is there a word for when you sneeze and your uterus cramps? Is it snamp?
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My daughter told me there's a girl in her class named "Sydni". We're not gonna make it, are we?
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My daughter told me there's a girl in her class named "Sydni". We're not gonna make it, are we?
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Relax, bread department
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Relax, bread department
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how many episodes of The Pitt do i need to watch so my parents will feel proud of me
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
how many episodes of The Pitt do i need to watch so my parents will feel proud of me
*calculates net carbs while maintaining eye contact*
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
*calculates net carbs while maintaining eye contact*
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If you break enough lava lamps, then yes. The floor is lava.
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
If you break enough lava lamps, then yes. The floor is lava.
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it’s the 20s where are all the flappers
February 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
it’s the 20s where are all the flappers
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What if we kissed at the space bar
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
What if we kissed at the space bar
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I like to do puzzles and tell people off in my mind while I work on them.
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I like to do puzzles and tell people off in my mind while I work on them.