Chames
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Chames
@overlooked237.bsky.social
· Sep 18
this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode
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my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
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Are you there Cthulhu? It's me, Joolia
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Are you there Cthulhu? It's me, Joolia
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when you guys make sports posts you might as well be typing in Wingdings
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
when you guys make sports posts you might as well be typing in Wingdings
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but i don’t wanna real world today
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 AM
but i don’t wanna real world today
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Is there a word for when you sneeze and your uterus cramps? Is it snamp?
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Is there a word for when you sneeze and your uterus cramps? Is it snamp?
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My daughter told me there's a girl in her class named "Sydni". We're not gonna make it, are we?
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My daughter told me there's a girl in her class named "Sydni". We're not gonna make it, are we?
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Relax, bread department
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Relax, bread department
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how many episodes of The Pitt do i need to watch so my parents will feel proud of me
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
how many episodes of The Pitt do i need to watch so my parents will feel proud of me
*calculates net carbs while maintaining eye contact*
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
*calculates net carbs while maintaining eye contact*
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If you break enough lava lamps, then yes. The floor is lava.
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
If you break enough lava lamps, then yes. The floor is lava.
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it’s the 20s where are all the flappers
February 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
it’s the 20s where are all the flappers
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What if we kissed at the space bar
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
What if we kissed at the space bar
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I like to do puzzles and tell people off in my mind while I work on them.
February 4, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I like to do puzzles and tell people off in my mind while I work on them.
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I think even a mosquito bite would give me a serotonin boost at this point
February 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I think even a mosquito bite would give me a serotonin boost at this point
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Just call me negative bank account Nancy
January 26, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Just call me negative bank account Nancy
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god, there is never any time to recover from the world
February 5, 2026 at 12:54 PM
god, there is never any time to recover from the world
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I’m the MacGyver of connecting dots seemingly out of nowhere
February 2, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I’m the MacGyver of connecting dots seemingly out of nowhere
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I like you so much that sometimes I forget I was gonna get high
February 2, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I like you so much that sometimes I forget I was gonna get high
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I can’t believe I just snort laughed for the UPS guy. I’m such a fucking slut.
June 20, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I can’t believe I just snort laughed for the UPS guy. I’m such a fucking slut.
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Ignore me? On my phone that I pay? How dare you.
February 5, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Ignore me? On my phone that I pay? How dare you.
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Let’s get drunk and play the Miami Vice theme song with our mouth guitars
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Let’s get drunk and play the Miami Vice theme song with our mouth guitars
*makes GERD my entire personality*
February 5, 2026 at 7:23 AM
*makes GERD my entire personality*
i bet the waltons never even ran an internet speed test
February 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
i bet the waltons never even ran an internet speed test
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Not even butthole can save us now.
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Not even butthole can save us now.