Chames
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Chames
@overlooked237.bsky.social
· Sep 18
this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode
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Inadvertently started a chain reaction in the Safeway greeting cards section by accidentally grabbing two envelopes for one card, so now the next person will borrow an envelope from different cards, which will eventually lead to utter destruction & madness.
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Inadvertently started a chain reaction in the Safeway greeting cards section by accidentally grabbing two envelopes for one card, so now the next person will borrow an envelope from different cards, which will eventually lead to utter destruction & madness.
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I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
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A perk to having memory issues is forgetting wtf my problem was
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A perk to having memory issues is forgetting wtf my problem was
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I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
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not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
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If you shake me like a soda bottle I will also explode (in your mom)
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If you shake me like a soda bottle I will also explode (in your mom)
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February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
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I have the worlds cleanest ass and I just need someone to know that
February 9, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I have the worlds cleanest ass and I just need someone to know that
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I texted my mom "was that Pedro Pascal??" and she said "he always has stars in the casita"
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I texted my mom "was that Pedro Pascal??" and she said "he always has stars in the casita"
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
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bad bunny trust fall
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
bad bunny trust fall
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One would think being “in arrears” would be a pleasant thing. One would be wrong
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
One would think being “in arrears” would be a pleasant thing. One would be wrong
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My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay
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my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
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Are you there Cthulhu? It's me, Joolia
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Are you there Cthulhu? It's me, Joolia
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when you guys make sports posts you might as well be typing in Wingdings
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
when you guys make sports posts you might as well be typing in Wingdings
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but i don’t wanna real world today
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 AM
but i don’t wanna real world today
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Is there a word for when you sneeze and your uterus cramps? Is it snamp?
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Is there a word for when you sneeze and your uterus cramps? Is it snamp?
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My daughter told me there's a girl in her class named "Sydni". We're not gonna make it, are we?
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My daughter told me there's a girl in her class named "Sydni". We're not gonna make it, are we?
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Relax, bread department
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Relax, bread department
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how many episodes of The Pitt do i need to watch so my parents will feel proud of me
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 AM
how many episodes of The Pitt do i need to watch so my parents will feel proud of me
*calculates net carbs while maintaining eye contact*
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
*calculates net carbs while maintaining eye contact*
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If you break enough lava lamps, then yes. The floor is lava.
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
If you break enough lava lamps, then yes. The floor is lava.