Chames
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Chames
@overlooked237.bsky.social
· Sep 18
this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode
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She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
She's a 10/10 but excel thinks she's October 10th
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asking people who talk to me irl to use alt text
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
asking people who talk to me irl to use alt text
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thank you for contacting the abyss. your scream is very important to us.
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
thank you for contacting the abyss. your scream is very important to us.
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some guy just named those mountains the Grand Tetons and then retired from naming stuff. I wonder what he's up to these days.
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
some guy just named those mountains the Grand Tetons and then retired from naming stuff. I wonder what he's up to these days.
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Someone should make an account that just posts “Unclench Your Jaw”
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Someone should make an account that just posts “Unclench Your Jaw”
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hey man keep your pompatus in your pants nobody wants to see that thing
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
hey man keep your pompatus in your pants nobody wants to see that thing
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Inadvertently started a chain reaction in the Safeway greeting cards section by accidentally grabbing two envelopes for one card, so now the next person will borrow an envelope from different cards, which will eventually lead to utter destruction & madness.
February 9, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Inadvertently started a chain reaction in the Safeway greeting cards section by accidentally grabbing two envelopes for one card, so now the next person will borrow an envelope from different cards, which will eventually lead to utter destruction & madness.
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I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
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A perk to having memory issues is forgetting wtf my problem was
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
A perk to having memory issues is forgetting wtf my problem was
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I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
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not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
February 9, 2026 at 8:52 PM
not nearly as many chances to earn a free personal pan pizza as an adult
0/10 do not recommend
0/10 do not recommend
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If you shake me like a soda bottle I will also explode (in your mom)
February 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If you shake me like a soda bottle I will also explode (in your mom)
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February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Saying “um” is like using duct tape for conversations.
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I have the worlds cleanest ass and I just need someone to know that
February 9, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I have the worlds cleanest ass and I just need someone to know that
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I texted my mom "was that Pedro Pascal??" and she said "he always has stars in the casita"
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I texted my mom "was that Pedro Pascal??" and she said "he always has stars in the casita"
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
I have no idea what that means but I fuckin love it
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bad bunny trust fall
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
bad bunny trust fall
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One would think being “in arrears” would be a pleasant thing. One would be wrong
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
One would think being “in arrears” would be a pleasant thing. One would be wrong
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My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 AM
My favorite thing about protein bars is that they satisfy the innate human desire for sweet edible clay
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my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
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Are you there Cthulhu? It's me, Joolia
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Are you there Cthulhu? It's me, Joolia
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when you guys make sports posts you might as well be typing in Wingdings
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
when you guys make sports posts you might as well be typing in Wingdings
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but i don’t wanna real world today
February 3, 2026 at 11:45 AM
but i don’t wanna real world today
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Is there a word for when you sneeze and your uterus cramps? Is it snamp?
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Is there a word for when you sneeze and your uterus cramps? Is it snamp?