Bean N. Curling
@beancurling.bsky.social
Studied art in the Big Eighties
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
Hilarious animal noir passages by @caldmurchfield.bsky.social
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
Hilarious animal noir passages by @caldmurchfield.bsky.social
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Taking the garbage out for a fine meal and dancing.
January 5, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Taking the garbage out for a fine meal and dancing.
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I need some a that
a little girl in a yellow jacket is eating cotton candy in a crowd
ALT: a little girl in a yellow jacket is eating cotton candy in a crowd
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I need some a that
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I want for him to find and keep the nut
a cartoon squirrel with big eyes and a big tail
ALT: a cartoon squirrel with big eyes and a big tail
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I want for him to find and keep the nut
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people used to connect to the internet by plugging their land line into a slab of raw meat
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
people used to connect to the internet by plugging their land line into a slab of raw meat
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Good morning and happy #MushroomMonday
January 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Good morning and happy #MushroomMonday
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What's in here?...........Hmmmmm.
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 PM
What's in here?...........Hmmmmm.
ONE full can of spray fixative from 1988:
CHECK
CHECK
January 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
ONE full can of spray fixative from 1988:
CHECK
CHECK
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I insulted my friend Terry in public, and I feel awful. I must be suffering from dissin' Terry.
January 5, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I insulted my friend Terry in public, and I feel awful. I must be suffering from dissin' Terry.
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Another loser in the ongoing pizza wars.
January 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Another loser in the ongoing pizza wars.
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Sprout was an irksome little bitch.
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
January 5, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Sprout was an irksome little bitch.
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
Cracker Barrel Sunrise
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Cracker Barrel Sunrise
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It's considered good luck to rub Lincoln's nose at his tomb in Springfield.
January 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
It's considered good luck to rub Lincoln's nose at his tomb in Springfield.
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and a verbal apology as well as 4 days earnings. I probably should of taken it to court but I was content to take his job.
I saw the fired cop last night. He works on a septic truck now pumping people's poop.
I saw the fired cop last night. He works on a septic truck now pumping people's poop.
January 5, 2026 at 11:31 AM
and a verbal apology as well as 4 days earnings. I probably should of taken it to court but I was content to take his job.
I saw the fired cop last night. He works on a septic truck now pumping people's poop.
I saw the fired cop last night. He works on a septic truck now pumping people's poop.
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The Night Has a Thousand Eyes
Mid Morning Has Several Ears
Wednesday Has a Redundant Spleen
Mid Morning Has Several Ears
Wednesday Has a Redundant Spleen
January 5, 2026 at 11:26 AM
The Night Has a Thousand Eyes
Mid Morning Has Several Ears
Wednesday Has a Redundant Spleen
Mid Morning Has Several Ears
Wednesday Has a Redundant Spleen
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i like pancakes, waffles, and french toast equally
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
i like pancakes, waffles, and french toast equally
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The Sentinel (1977)
January 5, 2026 at 3:52 AM
The Sentinel (1977)
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If your "man cave" lacks both stalactites AND stalagmites, what are you even doing with your life rn? Get a better cave
Hashtag woman caves would have both, and bats, and rats, and an aquifer maybe
Hashtag lame
Hashtag woman caves would have both, and bats, and rats, and an aquifer maybe
Hashtag lame
January 5, 2026 at 4:04 AM
If your "man cave" lacks both stalactites AND stalagmites, what are you even doing with your life rn? Get a better cave
Hashtag woman caves would have both, and bats, and rats, and an aquifer maybe
Hashtag lame
Hashtag woman caves would have both, and bats, and rats, and an aquifer maybe
Hashtag lame
🎶
What would we doooo baby
Without love
Sha la la laaa
What would we doooo baby
Without love
Sha la la laaa
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
🎶
What would we doooo baby
Without love
Sha la la laaa
What would we doooo baby
Without love
Sha la la laaa
I have sappy things to say about parenting but I'll keep that to myself.
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I have sappy things to say about parenting but I'll keep that to myself.
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January 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM