NickNackPaddyWhack
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Maybe I was trying my best, you don’t know
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Maybe I was trying my best, you don’t know
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I just tried to update the software on my iPad and now it won’t even turn on so no way I’m having hip replacement surgery
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I just tried to update the software on my iPad and now it won’t even turn on so no way I’m having hip replacement surgery
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How can you say the economy is bad when dirty deeds have never been so affordable
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 AM
How can you say the economy is bad when dirty deeds have never been so affordable
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wearing a canary yellow bow tie today, to appear dapper and cheery and to scare away the emos
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
wearing a canary yellow bow tie today, to appear dapper and cheery and to scare away the emos
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Thursday. The ghost of Abraham Lincoln emerged from an old green penny and demanded Gary make waffles.
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Thursday. The ghost of Abraham Lincoln emerged from an old green penny and demanded Gary make waffles.
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Blink often in the harsh light of too much reality for gasping hope to survive.
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Blink often in the harsh light of too much reality for gasping hope to survive.
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The commentators are not watching the right thing as a joke, but fate only laughs at its own jokes. Shakespeare's lost play Any Sport Will Ado found the whole time
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The commentators are not watching the right thing as a joke, but fate only laughs at its own jokes. Shakespeare's lost play Any Sport Will Ado found the whole time
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The Olympic announcers sound like the voice in my head. Oh, she made a small bobble! What a shame! It’s over. Everything she trained for is ruined.
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The Olympic announcers sound like the voice in my head. Oh, she made a small bobble! What a shame! It’s over. Everything she trained for is ruined.
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hello beautiful, would you like to wake up with me every morning at 5 AM, and watch the smoke rise from our lighted oil diffuser until sunrise? or, we could sleep until noon and then eat buckwheat pancakes, your call
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 AM
hello beautiful, would you like to wake up with me every morning at 5 AM, and watch the smoke rise from our lighted oil diffuser until sunrise? or, we could sleep until noon and then eat buckwheat pancakes, your call
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Erika Lee Sears - Fog
February 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Erika Lee Sears - Fog
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
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It was 1992 and I was at the keyboard of my Gateway desktop participating in a flame war in some chat room and I distinctly remember typing “you jagoffs need to go outside and touch grass” in case you want to know the real origin story of that phrase
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
It was 1992 and I was at the keyboard of my Gateway desktop participating in a flame war in some chat room and I distinctly remember typing “you jagoffs need to go outside and touch grass” in case you want to know the real origin story of that phrase
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These winter boots I'm wearing should come with a coupon for a clutch replacement
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 PM
These winter boots I'm wearing should come with a coupon for a clutch replacement
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Rolled up to the archery range and who do I see but Cupid practicing for the big day.
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Rolled up to the archery range and who do I see but Cupid practicing for the big day.
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Me: *leaves the kitchen lights on to remind me to put away the cookies after they cool*
Me five minutes later: “Why are all the kitchen lights on???”
Me five minutes later: “Why are all the kitchen lights on???”
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Me: *leaves the kitchen lights on to remind me to put away the cookies after they cool*
Me five minutes later: “Why are all the kitchen lights on???”
Me five minutes later: “Why are all the kitchen lights on???”
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Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
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Yvonne Albe
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Yvonne Albe
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I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO DETECT ANY TRACES OF EFFORT EMANATING FROM YOUR CARCASS. HAVE YOU GIVEN UP COMPLETELY?
#ShitMyRobotSays
#ShitMyRobotSays
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO DETECT ANY TRACES OF EFFORT EMANATING FROM YOUR CARCASS. HAVE YOU GIVEN UP COMPLETELY?
#ShitMyRobotSays
#ShitMyRobotSays
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Pretty sure I'm blinking too hard and splashing the inside of my reading glasses
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Pretty sure I'm blinking too hard and splashing the inside of my reading glasses
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It is always darkest before I remember that I have babybel cheese in the fridge
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
It is always darkest before I remember that I have babybel cheese in the fridge
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I could be in the Mervyn's department store asking a mannequin if it was Kim Cattrall while looking at the KB Toys and Mrs. fields I was going to after
That was peak malling
That was peak malling
February 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I could be in the Mervyn's department store asking a mannequin if it was Kim Cattrall while looking at the KB Toys and Mrs. fields I was going to after
That was peak malling
That was peak malling
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In the museum of echoes, the dreamers are uncertain if the woman is a visitor, an exhibit, or one of the guardians. They spy her listening. The woman is uncertain if the dreamers are visitors, exhibits, or guardians of the museum.
No-one remembers how long they've been here.
#tinystories
No-one remembers how long they've been here.
#tinystories
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
In the museum of echoes, the dreamers are uncertain if the woman is a visitor, an exhibit, or one of the guardians. They spy her listening. The woman is uncertain if the dreamers are visitors, exhibits, or guardians of the museum.
No-one remembers how long they've been here.
#tinystories
No-one remembers how long they've been here.
#tinystories
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Emotional support perogy night
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Emotional support perogy night