NickNackPaddyWhack
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My favorite birds at the feeder are the ones who toss out the seeds they don’t like until they find their favorites. That’s right, babycakes, the world is largely cruel but here is a safe place for you to be selfish.
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
My favorite birds at the feeder are the ones who toss out the seeds they don’t like until they find their favorites. That’s right, babycakes, the world is largely cruel but here is a safe place for you to be selfish.
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Not one to grease the cruel wheels of capitalism, I am instead going to withdraw my flageolet from my vest pocket and play every Michael McDonald song to my wife this Valentine’s Day
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Not one to grease the cruel wheels of capitalism, I am instead going to withdraw my flageolet from my vest pocket and play every Michael McDonald song to my wife this Valentine’s Day
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Every day is Fat Tuesday when you love spaghetti as much as I do
February 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Every day is Fat Tuesday when you love spaghetti as much as I do
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Every day is a good day when you disassociate.
February 13, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Every day is a good day when you disassociate.
Feeling like my body may drown me in my sleep. I KNEW I should have treated it better.
February 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Feeling like my body may drown me in my sleep. I KNEW I should have treated it better.
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If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper
News anchor was like “next up the “O Zone” but it was just the Olympics.
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
News anchor was like “next up the “O Zone” but it was just the Olympics.
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I’d like to think the miracle of 2 cardinals singing their little hearts out after a long fucking winter is more newsworthy than anything we humans can muster.
February 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I’d like to think the miracle of 2 cardinals singing their little hearts out after a long fucking winter is more newsworthy than anything we humans can muster.
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But things weren’t going well at all. In fact, the rescue chip Gary sent into the salsa after the first chip also failed to return intact.
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
But things weren’t going well at all. In fact, the rescue chip Gary sent into the salsa after the first chip also failed to return intact.
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
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This is the time of year when I start saying, the days are long but the years are short.
February 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
This is the time of year when I start saying, the days are long but the years are short.
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We must be very brave not to give up on love.
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
We must be very brave not to give up on love.
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Well, I lost another $1000 at Camptown Races. I was sure the bob-tail nag would win this time. *raises fist to the sky* Damn you, bay, damn you!
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Well, I lost another $1000 at Camptown Races. I was sure the bob-tail nag would win this time. *raises fist to the sky* Damn you, bay, damn you!
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Thursday is bagel day. Thursday has been bagel day for so long that when we got there, the bagelistas had already prepared and set aside the jalapeño cream cheese for us. It's like being in Cheers.
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Thursday is bagel day. Thursday has been bagel day for so long that when we got there, the bagelistas had already prepared and set aside the jalapeño cream cheese for us. It's like being in Cheers.
Maybe I was trying my best, you don’t know
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Maybe I was trying my best, you don’t know
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I just tried to update the software on my iPad and now it won’t even turn on so no way I’m having hip replacement surgery
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I just tried to update the software on my iPad and now it won’t even turn on so no way I’m having hip replacement surgery
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How can you say the economy is bad when dirty deeds have never been so affordable
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 AM
How can you say the economy is bad when dirty deeds have never been so affordable
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wearing a canary yellow bow tie today, to appear dapper and cheery and to scare away the emos
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
wearing a canary yellow bow tie today, to appear dapper and cheery and to scare away the emos
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Thursday. The ghost of Abraham Lincoln emerged from an old green penny and demanded Gary make waffles.
February 12, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Thursday. The ghost of Abraham Lincoln emerged from an old green penny and demanded Gary make waffles.
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Blink often in the harsh light of too much reality for gasping hope to survive.
February 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Blink often in the harsh light of too much reality for gasping hope to survive.
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The commentators are not watching the right thing as a joke, but fate only laughs at its own jokes. Shakespeare's lost play Any Sport Will Ado found the whole time
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The commentators are not watching the right thing as a joke, but fate only laughs at its own jokes. Shakespeare's lost play Any Sport Will Ado found the whole time
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The Olympic announcers sound like the voice in my head. Oh, she made a small bobble! What a shame! It’s over. Everything she trained for is ruined.
February 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The Olympic announcers sound like the voice in my head. Oh, she made a small bobble! What a shame! It’s over. Everything she trained for is ruined.