NickNackPaddyWhack
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The inexperienced chef's kiss giver may do it too slowly making the receiver believe they are just pulling a stray hair from their mouth.
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The inexperienced chef's kiss giver may do it too slowly making the receiver believe they are just pulling a stray hair from their mouth.
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Do you read every single word of every skeet or are you like me, a power user who only reads every ninth vowel to save time so I can repost up to 250k times every day save time save energy save the world god bless and we can do this together we are just as good as machines my mom says I'm strong
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Do you read every single word of every skeet or are you like me, a power user who only reads every ninth vowel to save time so I can repost up to 250k times every day save time save energy save the world god bless and we can do this together we are just as good as machines my mom says I'm strong
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Anybody else think Buffalo Gals sound a lil sexy no just me oh right hahaha just kidding lol definitely not turned on by the idea of buffalo-minotaur women (minobuffala?) dancing by the light of the moon, a pagan ceremony of femininity and bovinity
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Anybody else think Buffalo Gals sound a lil sexy no just me oh right hahaha just kidding lol definitely not turned on by the idea of buffalo-minotaur women (minobuffala?) dancing by the light of the moon, a pagan ceremony of femininity and bovinity
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If you listen very carefully you can hear the Mario shrinking sound whenever I get my feelings hurt
February 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
If you listen very carefully you can hear the Mario shrinking sound whenever I get my feelings hurt
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I don’t make TikToks but, if I did, today’s would’ve been me sitting in front of a Ticketmaster screen and the music playing over it would’ve been “I wanted to be an inventor. Collected scraps to make a portal. I wanted so much for magic to be real.”
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I don’t make TikToks but, if I did, today’s would’ve been me sitting in front of a Ticketmaster screen and the music playing over it would’ve been “I wanted to be an inventor. Collected scraps to make a portal. I wanted so much for magic to be real.”
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MOTHER OF THE FUTURE INVENTOR OF BANANA BREAD: you're always forgetting about these bananas! you'll never amount to anything!!
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
MOTHER OF THE FUTURE INVENTOR OF BANANA BREAD: you're always forgetting about these bananas! you'll never amount to anything!!
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A new classification is going to be needed soon for these suped up arctic organisms. For some reason they're beginning to learn pottery and water aerobics. It's quite impressive, but I'm not sure how useful it'll be in a martial context
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
A new classification is going to be needed soon for these suped up arctic organisms. For some reason they're beginning to learn pottery and water aerobics. It's quite impressive, but I'm not sure how useful it'll be in a martial context
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All dogs are fluent in German but most of them don't make a whole thing about it
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
All dogs are fluent in German but most of them don't make a whole thing about it
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I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
August 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
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filling my weekly pill organizer with false optimism
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
filling my weekly pill organizer with false optimism
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2nd week going to an evening lane swim at my community pool. Still feeling wholly out of shape, but amazingly my frozen shoulder feels ever so slightly better than last week!
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
2nd week going to an evening lane swim at my community pool. Still feeling wholly out of shape, but amazingly my frozen shoulder feels ever so slightly better than last week!
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I was practicing my French accent while smoking a j out the back door and it pissed off all the neighborhood dogs.
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I was practicing my French accent while smoking a j out the back door and it pissed off all the neighborhood dogs.
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We could be having so many good times and big smiles together so ummm why aren’t we doing that?
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
We could be having so many good times and big smiles together so ummm why aren’t we doing that?
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[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
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[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
February 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
[bursts into liquor store]
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
oh no I’m remembering things, please help
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Today's haul
February 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Today's haul
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Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
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I love searching my own skeets... like, have I ever had anything to say about 'butter'?
February 10, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I love searching my own skeets... like, have I ever had anything to say about 'butter'?
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I was raised on a moody old jetty. I always look down when I walk.
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I was raised on a moody old jetty. I always look down when I walk.
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grilled chee with termaders
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
grilled chee with termaders
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I need an Olympic Curler to come and clean my kitchen floor
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I need an Olympic Curler to come and clean my kitchen floor
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I'm sorry I forgot you guys at home with the rest of my phone
February 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I'm sorry I forgot you guys at home with the rest of my phone
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We’re proud to announce that River Side has been named one of the Top 50 regional casinos located on or adjacent to a smelting factory.
February 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
We’re proud to announce that River Side has been named one of the Top 50 regional casinos located on or adjacent to a smelting factory.
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Alphonse Mucha -Woman in the Wilderness
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Alphonse Mucha -Woman in the Wilderness