NickNackPaddyWhack
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Spreading the gospel of curry pizza one bank teller (or cashier) at a time.
February 14, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Spreading the gospel of curry pizza one bank teller (or cashier) at a time.
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These are not for V Day, but they're flowers I'm going to share with all of you in case you need some flowers today.
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
These are not for V Day, but they're flowers I'm going to share with all of you in case you need some flowers today.
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couldn't find a heart-shaped pizza so I took the liberty of biting every slice of this regular pizza into heart shapes. to show my love!
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
couldn't find a heart-shaped pizza so I took the liberty of biting every slice of this regular pizza into heart shapes. to show my love!
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If you don’t have a Valentine—these are the Most Goodest Valentines you could have. Happy Love Day all
February 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
If you don’t have a Valentine—these are the Most Goodest Valentines you could have. Happy Love Day all
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But for the killing, I loved everything about my years aboard a 19th-century whaling vessel
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
But for the killing, I loved everything about my years aboard a 19th-century whaling vessel
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February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Our chickens love us so much that they gave us five eggs for Valentine's Day and now I have enough to make breakfast casserole.
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Our chickens love us so much that they gave us five eggs for Valentine's Day and now I have enough to make breakfast casserole.
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You can put your arrow in my heart if you wanna
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
You can put your arrow in my heart if you wanna
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My mom gave me a gift card to the movies for Valentine's Day, now all I need is a movie that's worth watching in the theater
February 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
My mom gave me a gift card to the movies for Valentine's Day, now all I need is a movie that's worth watching in the theater
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recently, my best, juiciest, and certainly my most faithful lover has been my morning naval orange
February 14, 2026 at 1:15 PM
recently, my best, juiciest, and certainly my most faithful lover has been my morning naval orange
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Second base is when we work a jigsaw puzzle and hold hands while wearing matching sweaters
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Second base is when we work a jigsaw puzzle and hold hands while wearing matching sweaters
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I don't have the hips to pull off playing the saxophone
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I don't have the hips to pull off playing the saxophone
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This is day 2,372 where my cat Quark has crawled into my lap and demanded that I hand over my buttered toast and hot coffee and I have politely said “No.”
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 PM
This is day 2,372 where my cat Quark has crawled into my lap and demanded that I hand over my buttered toast and hot coffee and I have politely said “No.”
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I don't anthropomorphize everything in a lonely loneliness, I do it out of pure wait I gotta go, some dipshit object I brought to gratitude is cursing the day it "died"
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I don't anthropomorphize everything in a lonely loneliness, I do it out of pure wait I gotta go, some dipshit object I brought to gratitude is cursing the day it "died"
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Sometimes I can’t believe how happy something as small as fairy lights can make me.
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Sometimes I can’t believe how happy something as small as fairy lights can make me.
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Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
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valentine's day is also my brother's birthday and this year, as always, i text him happy valentine's day
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
valentine's day is also my brother's birthday and this year, as always, i text him happy valentine's day
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If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever
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My first crush was Mary McKenzie and one time in 3rd grade she stabbed my hand with a pencil and the lead is still there. My love life has been downhill ever since
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
My first crush was Mary McKenzie and one time in 3rd grade she stabbed my hand with a pencil and the lead is still there. My love life has been downhill ever since
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kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
kids are all grown up so time to teach the cat to drive i guess
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it was gonna be awesome and then you were stupid
June 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
it was gonna be awesome and then you were stupid
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i just assume all your vagueposts
about somone good is about me
and all your bad ones are about
my annoying neighbor bradley
about somone good is about me
and all your bad ones are about
my annoying neighbor bradley
October 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i just assume all your vagueposts
about somone good is about me
and all your bad ones are about
my annoying neighbor bradley
about somone good is about me
and all your bad ones are about
my annoying neighbor bradley
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i dont ask my friends how they
are i just yell STATUS REPORT
are i just yell STATUS REPORT
October 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i dont ask my friends how they
are i just yell STATUS REPORT
are i just yell STATUS REPORT
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everything happens for a reason. a very very stupid dumb shitty bad reason
July 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
everything happens for a reason. a very very stupid dumb shitty bad reason