NickNackPaddyWhack
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Rolled up to the archery range and who do I see but Cupid practicing for the big day.
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Rolled up to the archery range and who do I see but Cupid practicing for the big day.
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Me: *leaves the kitchen lights on to remind me to put away the cookies after they cool*
Me five minutes later: “Why are all the kitchen lights on???”
Me five minutes later: “Why are all the kitchen lights on???”
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Me: *leaves the kitchen lights on to remind me to put away the cookies after they cool*
Me five minutes later: “Why are all the kitchen lights on???”
Me five minutes later: “Why are all the kitchen lights on???”
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Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
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Yvonne Albe
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Yvonne Albe
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I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO DETECT ANY TRACES OF EFFORT EMANATING FROM YOUR CARCASS. HAVE YOU GIVEN UP COMPLETELY?
#ShitMyRobotSays
#ShitMyRobotSays
February 12, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO DETECT ANY TRACES OF EFFORT EMANATING FROM YOUR CARCASS. HAVE YOU GIVEN UP COMPLETELY?
#ShitMyRobotSays
#ShitMyRobotSays
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Pretty sure I'm blinking too hard and splashing the inside of my reading glasses
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Pretty sure I'm blinking too hard and splashing the inside of my reading glasses
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It is always darkest before I remember that I have babybel cheese in the fridge
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
It is always darkest before I remember that I have babybel cheese in the fridge
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I could be in the Mervyn's department store asking a mannequin if it was Kim Cattrall while looking at the KB Toys and Mrs. fields I was going to after
That was peak malling
That was peak malling
February 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I could be in the Mervyn's department store asking a mannequin if it was Kim Cattrall while looking at the KB Toys and Mrs. fields I was going to after
That was peak malling
That was peak malling
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In the museum of echoes, the dreamers are uncertain if the woman is a visitor, an exhibit, or one of the guardians. They spy her listening. The woman is uncertain if the dreamers are visitors, exhibits, or guardians of the museum.
No-one remembers how long they've been here.
#tinystories
No-one remembers how long they've been here.
#tinystories
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
In the museum of echoes, the dreamers are uncertain if the woman is a visitor, an exhibit, or one of the guardians. They spy her listening. The woman is uncertain if the dreamers are visitors, exhibits, or guardians of the museum.
No-one remembers how long they've been here.
#tinystories
No-one remembers how long they've been here.
#tinystories
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Emotional support perogy night
February 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Emotional support perogy night
Whenever I pick delivered food off the front step I make a good Ben Affleck face for my neighbors doorbell camera
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Whenever I pick delivered food off the front step I make a good Ben Affleck face for my neighbors doorbell camera
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I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I love having a melancholic personality because the sun could be shining at a very specific angle after it rains and it will destroy me
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big day for feelings
February 12, 2026 at 12:37 AM
big day for feelings
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Nothing's more fun than a wedding rehearsal for a marriage ceremony of a large blended family with 8 people, several of who hate one another, who think they're in charge.
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Nothing's more fun than a wedding rehearsal for a marriage ceremony of a large blended family with 8 people, several of who hate one another, who think they're in charge.
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There were lots of things I didn't want to see but I'm glad I did.
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
There were lots of things I didn't want to see but I'm glad I did.
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sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sees man in trousers, vest, jacket & tie . follows suit . folks,,
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Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting
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It was a good day (saw ravens irl)
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It was a good day (saw ravens irl)
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have the party without me, l always say
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
have the party without me, l always say
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Read me in a wink and a pulse. I am but a page and a half, a shooting star, a thought faded into empty space.
February 11, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Read me in a wink and a pulse. I am but a page and a half, a shooting star, a thought faded into empty space.
Had enough of trial by fire and anyway clearly I’ve got it beat so how about for a change a little trial by kittens? Or musicals?
February 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Had enough of trial by fire and anyway clearly I’ve got it beat so how about for a change a little trial by kittens? Or musicals?
Let me know if I start hallucinating ok
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Let me know if I start hallucinating ok
Ordered six chocolate croissants to ease my pain and got one chocolate croissant and five chocolate chip cookies which are not even close to the glory of a chocolate croissant. It’s fine. Probably never be happy again but ITS FINE
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Ordered six chocolate croissants to ease my pain and got one chocolate croissant and five chocolate chip cookies which are not even close to the glory of a chocolate croissant. It’s fine. Probably never be happy again but ITS FINE
Whatever I have is super fun like do I need to blow my nose or throw up or maybe just pass out a little while? My head is so heavy it’s probably going to snap off because my neck can’t handle it oh I probably need to blow my nose! Or throw up! Or pass out just a little while? Man my head hurts it’s
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Whatever I have is super fun like do I need to blow my nose or throw up or maybe just pass out a little while? My head is so heavy it’s probably going to snap off because my neck can’t handle it oh I probably need to blow my nose! Or throw up! Or pass out just a little while? Man my head hurts it’s