lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
I like love corned beef hash
⬇️If you wanna⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wrs5ycqkoik4ol4s3fhkdoug/feed/aaablylvlubqk
⬇️If you wanna⬇️
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wrs5ycqkoik4ol4s3fhkdoug/feed/aaablylvlubqk
Pinned
lalalyds
@lalalyds.bsky.social
· Sep 9
Yeah, it's kind of like that, but this time you're standing in an empty parking lot, holding a bag of fries, and seagulls are starting to circle you
Reposted by lalalyds
I don't know what it meant when I finally connected all the dots but it sure looked unlike I do visual story straightforwardly
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I don't know what it meant when I finally connected all the dots but it sure looked unlike I do visual story straightforwardly
Reposted by lalalyds
Salad is not for sad days. Melting the cheese that is already in your mouth with a kitchen torch is.
January 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Salad is not for sad days. Melting the cheese that is already in your mouth with a kitchen torch is.
Reposted by lalalyds
A star shaped paperclip is more fun in theory than in practice.
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
A star shaped paperclip is more fun in theory than in practice.
Reposted by lalalyds
I was really hoping existence would be over by now.
January 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I was really hoping existence would be over by now.
Reposted by lalalyds
Worried my crockpot is running with a bad crowd.
(toaster oven)
(toaster oven)
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Worried my crockpot is running with a bad crowd.
(toaster oven)
(toaster oven)
Reposted by lalalyds
Dad’s bomb ass depression.
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Dad’s bomb ass depression.
Reposted by lalalyds
Peppered my edges and cracks like a cold turkey in bread smothered in mayo
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Peppered my edges and cracks like a cold turkey in bread smothered in mayo
Reposted by lalalyds
It's a definitely worth the little to no effort. Keep kinda believing or not.
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It's a definitely worth the little to no effort. Keep kinda believing or not.
Reposted by lalalyds
what if we tried good instead of bad
January 4, 2026 at 8:41 AM
what if we tried good instead of bad
Reposted by lalalyds
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
Reposted by lalalyds
Woke up hilarious again today.
The crumbling of society really accentuates my dark humor
The crumbling of society really accentuates my dark humor
January 5, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Woke up hilarious again today.
The crumbling of society really accentuates my dark humor
The crumbling of society really accentuates my dark humor
Reposted by lalalyds
I can't be held responsible for what I do when I'm sober.
January 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I can't be held responsible for what I do when I'm sober.
Reposted by lalalyds
winning* hearts and minds
*breaking
*breaking
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 AM
winning* hearts and minds
*breaking
*breaking
Reposted by lalalyds
when you protect your peace so hard you don’t even have an emergency contact anymore.
January 4, 2026 at 11:35 PM
when you protect your peace so hard you don’t even have an emergency contact anymore.
Reposted by lalalyds
There should be a zoo experience where you try to outdrink a panda
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
There should be a zoo experience where you try to outdrink a panda
Reposted by lalalyds
Things could be worse [threatening]
January 4, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Things could be worse [threatening]
Reposted by lalalyds
2026, january, wednesday, and the color orange have the same energy
January 2, 2026 at 9:25 PM
2026, january, wednesday, and the color orange have the same energy
Reposted by lalalyds
nothing makes an exclamation point like a well placed drum roll
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 AM
nothing makes an exclamation point like a well placed drum roll
Reposted by lalalyds
if you don’t mess up is it still an errand
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
if you don’t mess up is it still an errand
Reposted by lalalyds
Please excuse the typos I am distracted by life
January 5, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Please excuse the typos I am distracted by life
Reposted by lalalyds
Optimistic enough to leave an aquarium outside for something to come over and live in, but super tasty optimistic enough for it to respect how I constantly monitor hope when I should induce vomiting
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Optimistic enough to leave an aquarium outside for something to come over and live in, but super tasty optimistic enough for it to respect how I constantly monitor hope when I should induce vomiting
Reposted by lalalyds
atom: god I love radiohead
atom: oh man, so do I
(atoms bonding)
atom: oh man, so do I
(atoms bonding)
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
atom: god I love radiohead
atom: oh man, so do I
(atoms bonding)
atom: oh man, so do I
(atoms bonding)
Reposted by lalalyds
Scorpio: That pattern you've been noticing is real and it's the key to understanding everything. Of course you'll need to gather a lot more data, so it's imperative that you neglect all relationships and responsibilities. You must focus on the pattern.
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Scorpio: That pattern you've been noticing is real and it's the key to understanding everything. Of course you'll need to gather a lot more data, so it's imperative that you neglect all relationships and responsibilities. You must focus on the pattern.
Reposted by lalalyds
People think you are throwing shade when you create light
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
People think you are throwing shade when you create light
Reposted by lalalyds
(slapping a hundred dollar bill on the bar) bring me your finest shitpost
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
(slapping a hundred dollar bill on the bar) bring me your finest shitpost