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November is my absolute favorite
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Oh you thought I didn't have more? There are at least 1k hilarious accts on this app and I know all their middle names, okay?
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Make a funnel out of crispy turkey skin and just pour the gravy down my throat, b
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Art block means quick lemon drawings to get back into things 🍋

#art #food
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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So of course you were right not to tell the mysteriousness that it was misbuttoned, I tend to miss the point of mysteriousness
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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(narrator)

Driven from her bed by hunger she struggles her way into a bra.
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Have you ever ended up hating a
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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That scene in Happy Gilmore when he’s taking fastballs to the sternum from a pitching machine – it’s like that
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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the square root of pants is pantsless
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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waffles are just pancakes that went to therapy and learned boundaries
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Saw a vid of chicks w bigs securing bowls in their underboob & my baking era is gonna enter its glory age being able to mix 2 bowls at a time like that
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Blair witch style is a type of reverse cowgirl if you think about it
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to circle the block for parking
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Do we live in a soup or a salad?
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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you've got a screw loose, i'm spiralling out. we are not the sane.
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I like my Oyster Cults blue and my Crues motley, but I take my Lizzies any size I can get em
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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[inventor of the bungee jump] no, you go first.
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Shall I compare thee to a winter's night? So dark, so cold, and full of spite.
November 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Getting old is so extra. I used to just wake and bake but now I wake and ache and bake.
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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if i unclench my butthole my insides might fall out, and other miscellaneous 3AM worries
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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10:28 p.m.

(slips casserole into oven)
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Everything was already possible, modern times doesn't even need itselves. I asked the muses if it was okay to say it that way and they hired a muse of red underlining
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM