Amy
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
skeets:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
skeets:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
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Amy
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
· Mar 25
if you hold both my ears when you kiss me a polaroid of our passionate moment ejects from my butthole
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careful there, that’s a load bearing traumatic memory
January 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
careful there, that’s a load bearing traumatic memory
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exfoliate your baby and save time in the kitchen by rinsing your rice during bath time
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
exfoliate your baby and save time in the kitchen by rinsing your rice during bath time
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January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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cumming inside you and then immediately grabbing my phone and googling "sex finale explained"
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
cumming inside you and then immediately grabbing my phone and googling "sex finale explained"
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[London]
Me: *blows a kiss at a chimney sweep*
Chimney sweep: *slips off the roof and impales himself on his broom*
Me: That wasn't lucky at all. Mary Poppins is full of shit.
Me: *blows a kiss at a chimney sweep*
Chimney sweep: *slips off the roof and impales himself on his broom*
Me: That wasn't lucky at all. Mary Poppins is full of shit.
August 13, 2023 at 4:21 PM
[London]
Me: *blows a kiss at a chimney sweep*
Chimney sweep: *slips off the roof and impales himself on his broom*
Me: That wasn't lucky at all. Mary Poppins is full of shit.
Me: *blows a kiss at a chimney sweep*
Chimney sweep: *slips off the roof and impales himself on his broom*
Me: That wasn't lucky at all. Mary Poppins is full of shit.
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pretty glad I put the time ina few years ago and made myself completely immune to all possible attack vectors, physical emotional and psychic
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 PM
pretty glad I put the time ina few years ago and made myself completely immune to all possible attack vectors, physical emotional and psychic
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[mechanic slapping the roof of your civilisation] well there's your problem, your end-stage capitalism doesn't seem to have an actual end.
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 AM
[mechanic slapping the roof of your civilisation] well there's your problem, your end-stage capitalism doesn't seem to have an actual end.
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am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story
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I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I dunno man, today just feels like a waste of my business pyjamas
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if you play your cards right i might let you have a taste of my breakfast burrito
January 6, 2026 at 1:27 PM
if you play your cards right i might let you have a taste of my breakfast burrito
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Friends and family: you need to try and live in the moment
Me: ok but like, this moment?
Me: ok but like, this moment?
January 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Friends and family: you need to try and live in the moment
Me: ok but like, this moment?
Me: ok but like, this moment?
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the feminine urge to untie the green ribbon that’s keeping my head attached to my neck
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the feminine urge to untie the green ribbon that’s keeping my head attached to my neck
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you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
January 6, 2026 at 4:34 AM
you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string
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woke up on a secret side of the bed that scientists are asking me not to talk about
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
woke up on a secret side of the bed that scientists are asking me not to talk about
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You are in her DMs. I forge the weapons she wields against her enemies. We are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You are in her DMs. I forge the weapons she wields against her enemies. We are not the same.
“my hair looks so good tonight” i say, combing my pubes
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
“my hair looks so good tonight” i say, combing my pubes
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who is your favorite shrek I’ll go first: Shrek
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
who is your favorite shrek I’ll go first: Shrek
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swallowing each individual baked bean like an ibuprofen
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
swallowing each individual baked bean like an ibuprofen
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this is not the america i know. we used to bomb places further from my vacation spots. we used to let foreign leaders chill in a hidey hole for a while before capture. we used to be good.
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
this is not the america i know. we used to bomb places further from my vacation spots. we used to let foreign leaders chill in a hidey hole for a while before capture. we used to be good.
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My entire body hurts. Someone come gently submerge me in a tub of hot noodles.
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My entire body hurts. Someone come gently submerge me in a tub of hot noodles.
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Many neurotypical people seem to think that being neurodivergent implies incredible abilities in math and science, when it mostly means that if I don't get to take a shower at the correct temperature and with the correct soap that my skin feels incorrect
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Many neurotypical people seem to think that being neurodivergent implies incredible abilities in math and science, when it mostly means that if I don't get to take a shower at the correct temperature and with the correct soap that my skin feels incorrect
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Guess everything is a joke to you huh, joke account on jokes dot com, the website for jokers and fans of jokes
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Guess everything is a joke to you huh, joke account on jokes dot com, the website for jokers and fans of jokes
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Salad is not for sad days. Melting the cheese that is already in your mouth with a kitchen torch is.
January 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Salad is not for sad days. Melting the cheese that is already in your mouth with a kitchen torch is.