Amy
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
skeets:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
skeets:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
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Amy
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
· Jul 16
probably the biggest tell that i like someone is when they talk to me and steam starts coming out from between my legs like a teapot
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i’m willing to pay someone to crack open my skull and drop kick my brain into the sun
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i’m willing to pay someone to crack open my skull and drop kick my brain into the sun
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Irrationally distraught that I don’t have a cool raven reminding me to do shit throughout the day.
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Irrationally distraught that I don’t have a cool raven reminding me to do shit throughout the day.
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Let go of what you can’t control so your hands can hold more snacks.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Let go of what you can’t control so your hands can hold more snacks.
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exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
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not to brag but my B.O. smells exactly like Taco Bell
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
not to brag but my B.O. smells exactly like Taco Bell
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I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m not a fuckboy. I’m a flirtation sensation.
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i’d take up fencing but it’s not for the feint of heart . folks,,,
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
i’d take up fencing but it’s not for the feint of heart . folks,,,
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Flat Stanley Survives a Lathe Incident
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Flat Stanley Survives a Lathe Incident
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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You don’t suffer fools gladly?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
You don’t suffer fools gladly?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
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chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer
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7: Fire is magic.
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
7: Fire is magic.
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
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this is my raven go quoth your own
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
this is my raven go quoth your own
about time to get myself one of those cool watches with the oh-no-i-fell-down alarms that alert the paramedics or a family member, we live in a slippery world
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
about time to get myself one of those cool watches with the oh-no-i-fell-down alarms that alert the paramedics or a family member, we live in a slippery world
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as i've gotten older, i know when i should not operate heavy machinery, and don't need a warning. also, i am heavy machinery
October 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
as i've gotten older, i know when i should not operate heavy machinery, and don't need a warning. also, i am heavy machinery
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Wait, don't go. I can fuck it up more
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wait, don't go. I can fuck it up more
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Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturd
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturday night. Do not post on Saturd
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asking the cop who pulled me over for going 109 in a 65 where we’re at in the dialectic
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
asking the cop who pulled me over for going 109 in a 65 where we’re at in the dialectic
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the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
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“You’re gonna love this, Janie, I’ve seen it like a million times. Believe it or not, my Uncle Larry actually had a bit part in it. They shot it in his old neighborhood.”
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“You’re gonna love this, Janie, I’ve seen it like a million times. Believe it or not, my Uncle Larry actually had a bit part in it. They shot it in his old neighborhood.”
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
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there’s literally nothing better than sleeping. I don’t understand why we don’t all sleep a lot more.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
there’s literally nothing better than sleeping. I don’t understand why we don’t all sleep a lot more.
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?