Ygrene
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Ygrene
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· Feb 12
one time I accidentally brought a pizza to a gunfight instead of a gun and we ate the pizza and resolved differences until the last slice of pizza was up for grabs and a gunfight broke out
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Your honor it’s true that I made many violent and terrible threats, but I was inside my giant robot mech suit at the time
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Your honor it’s true that I made many violent and terrible threats, but I was inside my giant robot mech suit at the time
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It's true but to me "the voters" are farther down on the responsibility scale. At the top are the elites who failed to understand the danger, the necessity for accountability, and kinda just hoped this would all go away. In a healthy political system he'd never be allowed to run again
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
It's true but to me "the voters" are farther down on the responsibility scale. At the top are the elites who failed to understand the danger, the necessity for accountability, and kinda just hoped this would all go away. In a healthy political system he'd never be allowed to run again
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The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
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Hi, it's God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile
January 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Hi, it's God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile
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the garbage truck should play a little tune like the ice cream truck does and it should be the mega man 2 opening theme
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
the garbage truck should play a little tune like the ice cream truck does and it should be the mega man 2 opening theme
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Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
woke up on a secret side of the bed that scientists are asking me not to talk about
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
woke up on a secret side of the bed that scientists are asking me not to talk about
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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.
January 6, 2026 at 11:36 AM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.
you're telling me they made a house for waffles
January 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
you're telling me they made a house for waffles
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taking a small vacation this week on the Ohio river
January 5, 2026 at 8:33 PM
taking a small vacation this week on the Ohio river
sales associate: (drawing sword) may i have your email
me: (also drawing sword) you may not
me: (also drawing sword) you may not
January 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
sales associate: (drawing sword) may i have your email
me: (also drawing sword) you may not
me: (also drawing sword) you may not
seeing an early front runner for worst guy of the year
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
seeing an early front runner for worst guy of the year
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MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
March 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
MYSTERIOUS STRANGER: *hands woman box* If you press this button, someone you don't know dies
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
WOMAN: Ok *presses button*
STRANGER: Whoa, I didn't even tell you about the money
WOMAN: I can't afford to pay much
STRANGER: No, you don't pay
WOMAN: Oh good *presses button again*
STRANGER: Jesus Christ
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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What’s next, some more evil shit that sucks and can’t be ignored
January 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
What’s next, some more evil shit that sucks and can’t be ignored
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
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I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
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VPN stands for Very Paranoid Nerd you did not hear this from me
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
VPN stands for Very Paranoid Nerd you did not hear this from me
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oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
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it sucks being a person with morals and integrity in 2026!!! IT SUCKS
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
it sucks being a person with morals and integrity in 2026!!! IT SUCKS
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January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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the dooms not gonna scroll itself
September 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
the dooms not gonna scroll itself
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i think my constant stream of failure stems from having no website
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
i think my constant stream of failure stems from having no website