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· Sep 29
dear god make me a moth I want to be invisible among dead leaves
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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If i was in the theater audience when everyone thought the train was speeding towards them, instead of screaming, i'd have been coming up with a plan
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If i was in the theater audience when everyone thought the train was speeding towards them, instead of screaming, i'd have been coming up with a plan
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me: hello ~rhonda~
rhonda the save-on foods cashier: ma'am
me: i remember you from another life, you poisoned my vizier to gain favour from the emperors wife
rhonda: ma'am?
me: i'd recognize the stink of your betrayal in any lifetime
rhonda the save-on foods cashier: ma'am
me: i remember you from another life, you poisoned my vizier to gain favour from the emperors wife
rhonda: ma'am?
me: i'd recognize the stink of your betrayal in any lifetime
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
me: hello ~rhonda~
rhonda the save-on foods cashier: ma'am
me: i remember you from another life, you poisoned my vizier to gain favour from the emperors wife
rhonda: ma'am?
me: i'd recognize the stink of your betrayal in any lifetime
rhonda the save-on foods cashier: ma'am
me: i remember you from another life, you poisoned my vizier to gain favour from the emperors wife
rhonda: ma'am?
me: i'd recognize the stink of your betrayal in any lifetime
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(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
December 22, 2024 at 2:02 AM
(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
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ME *traps wasp under a cup*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
June 27, 2023 at 7:30 PM
ME *traps wasp under a cup*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
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I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Trout? Looking up and sitting handsomely ✔️
Bobwally? Looking up and sitting handsomely ✔️
Gar? Well…
Bobwally? Looking up and sitting handsomely ✔️
Gar? Well…
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Trout? Looking up and sitting handsomely ✔️
Bobwally? Looking up and sitting handsomely ✔️
Gar? Well…
Bobwally? Looking up and sitting handsomely ✔️
Gar? Well…
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I made! Stickers! They’re handmade! TY guys for asking! 😭😭
gdbee.store/collections/...
gdbee.store/collections/...
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I made! Stickers! They’re handmade! TY guys for asking! 😭😭
gdbee.store/collections/...
gdbee.store/collections/...
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It's become abundantly clear that the wealthy are incapable of happiness, which makes the fact that so much of our society is structured around trying to make them happy particularly obscene.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It's become abundantly clear that the wealthy are incapable of happiness, which makes the fact that so much of our society is structured around trying to make them happy particularly obscene.
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
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The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
November 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The football should give the players a little shock to defend itself
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give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
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sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
sorry about that, this is my first time being alive
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Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone
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if your emperor doesn't pretend to idly conduct their chamber musicians with a poultry drumstick during feasts then theyre washed
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
if your emperor doesn't pretend to idly conduct their chamber musicians with a poultry drumstick during feasts then theyre washed
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I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
March 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon
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Bluesky should add a feature where you can manually set an affinity level for other users that they can see. I call it The Feelings Hurter.
March 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Bluesky should add a feature where you can manually set an affinity level for other users that they can see. I call it The Feelings Hurter.
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ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔱 🔥
Once native to fireplaces and hearths, now hearth spirits live on in stoves and furnaces, bringing sustenance, warmth, light, and protection in the deep Midwestern winters.
Once native to fireplaces and hearths, now hearth spirits live on in stoves and furnaces, bringing sustenance, warmth, light, and protection in the deep Midwestern winters.
November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
ℌ𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔦𝔱 🔥
Once native to fireplaces and hearths, now hearth spirits live on in stoves and furnaces, bringing sustenance, warmth, light, and protection in the deep Midwestern winters.
Once native to fireplaces and hearths, now hearth spirits live on in stoves and furnaces, bringing sustenance, warmth, light, and protection in the deep Midwestern winters.
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Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
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excuse me, gotta go see a guy about a horse, if you know what i mean
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
excuse me, gotta go see a guy about a horse, if you know what i mean
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
*returns an hour later riding a horse*
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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laying my jacket down on a puddle so my date can walk over it but then i put it back on afterwards and i can tell she’s creeped out
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
laying my jacket down on a puddle so my date can walk over it but then i put it back on afterwards and i can tell she’s creeped out
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Today I passed a billboard w/ an ai-ass nativity scene beneath a giant cosmic Jesus and big text asking "Do You Love The Man As Much As The Baby?" and I choked on the coke zero I was drinking while driving and I stifled a cough and the bubbles foamed up through my nasal passages. I felt so present.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Today I passed a billboard w/ an ai-ass nativity scene beneath a giant cosmic Jesus and big text asking "Do You Love The Man As Much As The Baby?" and I choked on the coke zero I was drinking while driving and I stifled a cough and the bubbles foamed up through my nasal passages. I felt so present.