Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
“Lesbian consultant.” “The Chappell Roan of twitter” (and maybe bluesky?) “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Cis, she/her. Running on iced tea and Carly Rae. I would love to do your podcast.
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Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.
No one is safe from Mother
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
No one is safe from Mother
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Why is this a less complex analysis of the situation than the TV movie I reenacted with Barbies as a child
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Why is this a less complex analysis of the situation than the TV movie I reenacted with Barbies as a child
Joyce being the #2 trending topic without even posting here is why she’s the goat
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Joyce being the #2 trending topic without even posting here is why she’s the goat
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Oh ok so we’re still doing this huh
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Oh ok so we’re still doing this huh
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Listen why would we focus on the guy who actually did the crime when there's a woman we could blame instead
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Listen why would we focus on the guy who actually did the crime when there's a woman we could blame instead
Oh ok so we’re still doing this huh
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Oh ok so we’re still doing this huh
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just want to add, as a side note, that I find the “; &” to be a weirdly inspired punctuation combo. it has more of a musical value than a grammatical one.
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
just want to add, as a side note, that I find the “; &” to be a weirdly inspired punctuation combo. it has more of a musical value than a grammatical one.
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Legit reminesce of last year when Kendrick started dropping knockouts on Drake while the rest of us were still processing the last one
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Legit reminesce of last year when Kendrick started dropping knockouts on Drake while the rest of us were still processing the last one
Listen I agree pot should be legal but also it is objectively insane that I can buy this at the grocery store next to the lettuce.
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Listen I agree pot should be legal but also it is objectively insane that I can buy this at the grocery store next to the lettuce.
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Sorry to everyone who wanted to exploit gay fear for substack clicks, better luck next time.
apnews.com/article/supr...
apnews.com/article/supr...
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sorry to everyone who wanted to exploit gay fear for substack clicks, better luck next time.
apnews.com/article/supr...
apnews.com/article/supr...
Please share your favorite New Yorker longreads. Specifically The New Yorker, not other outlets. I need more bedtime reading and the New Yorker app has (1) dark mode and (2) no ads.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Please share your favorite New Yorker longreads. Specifically The New Yorker, not other outlets. I need more bedtime reading and the New Yorker app has (1) dark mode and (2) no ads.
I assume the postholer is like the memoryhole but for posts
if anybody needs to borrow the postholer let me know. it's not a very big one, but it was cheaper to buy a battery powered postholer than to rent a gas one for a day, three years ago, so i've got a ryobi battery postholer in the woodloft.
solving the male lonliness crisis by inviting random people over to help me use the postholer
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I assume the postholer is like the memoryhole but for posts
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Go off Justice Young?????*
*Do NOT ask what he was doing 2005-2008
*Do NOT ask what he was doing 2005-2008
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Go off Justice Young?????*
*Do NOT ask what he was doing 2005-2008
*Do NOT ask what he was doing 2005-2008
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I post a lot of bad decisions, so here’s a rare good one, from the Supreme Court of Texas (which is apparently their highest court), reversing a termination of parental rights and correctly stressing that TPRs are not the same as other civil litigation.
www.txcourts.gov
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I post a lot of bad decisions, so here’s a rare good one, from the Supreme Court of Texas (which is apparently their highest court), reversing a termination of parental rights and correctly stressing that TPRs are not the same as other civil litigation.
I post a lot of bad decisions, so here’s a rare good one, from the Supreme Court of Texas (which is apparently their highest court), reversing a termination of parental rights and correctly stressing that TPRs are not the same as other civil litigation.
www.txcourts.gov
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I post a lot of bad decisions, so here’s a rare good one, from the Supreme Court of Texas (which is apparently their highest court), reversing a termination of parental rights and correctly stressing that TPRs are not the same as other civil litigation.
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joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
joyce carol oates and menswear guy should tape a special together
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Can anyone on legal bluesky help me access a brief for a case currently filed in California Appeals Court? Thanks in advance!
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Can anyone on legal bluesky help me access a brief for a case currently filed in California Appeals Court? Thanks in advance!
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We deserve little a baseball, as a treat
What is @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s plan to make baseball year round. This website cannot survive another four months like this.
135 days until Opening Day
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We deserve little a baseball, as a treat
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trans journalists you should follow who cover trans lives well and deserve your support:
@katelynburns.com
@sydney-bauer.com
@kissphoria.bsky.social
@oriion.bsky.social
@parkermolloy.com
cis person who covers it this in congress MUCH better than erin:
@ericmgarcia.bsky.social
@katelynburns.com
@sydney-bauer.com
@kissphoria.bsky.social
@oriion.bsky.social
@parkermolloy.com
cis person who covers it this in congress MUCH better than erin:
@ericmgarcia.bsky.social
Like who? I can tell personally that she's a poor, often alarmist, reporter but it is very difficult to convince trans people in my life of that without an alternative to point to.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
trans journalists you should follow who cover trans lives well and deserve your support:
@katelynburns.com
@sydney-bauer.com
@kissphoria.bsky.social
@oriion.bsky.social
@parkermolloy.com
cis person who covers it this in congress MUCH better than erin:
@ericmgarcia.bsky.social
@katelynburns.com
@sydney-bauer.com
@kissphoria.bsky.social
@oriion.bsky.social
@parkermolloy.com
cis person who covers it this in congress MUCH better than erin:
@ericmgarcia.bsky.social
What is @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s plan to make baseball year round. This website cannot survive another four months like this.
135 days until Opening Day
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
What is @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s plan to make baseball year round. This website cannot survive another four months like this.
Sorry to everyone who wanted to exploit gay fear for substack clicks, better luck next time.
apnews.com/article/supr...
apnews.com/article/supr...
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
apnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sorry to everyone who wanted to exploit gay fear for substack clicks, better luck next time.
apnews.com/article/supr...
apnews.com/article/supr...
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I just scrolled my timeline for almost ten minutes and
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I just scrolled my timeline for almost ten minutes and
I solved the Monday 11/10/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:10! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
Play The New York Times Crossword
Keep your mind sharp by making The Crossword part of your daily routine.
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November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I solved the Monday 11/10/2025 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:10! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...