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Like cars and appliances that malfunction and kill people, we should be able to recall presidents
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Like cars and appliances that malfunction and kill people, we should be able to recall presidents
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Trying to restring my violin by myself.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Trying to restring my violin by myself.
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Our breeding-program research reports that the animals’ reluctance to mate is often linked to people like you standing around watching.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Our breeding-program research reports that the animals’ reluctance to mate is often linked to people like you standing around watching.
I propose "8 rogue senators" as a measure of the shittiest badness. Like if the doctor says you're sick and you ask, "How bad?" And she answers, "8 rogue senators bad," you know you're gonna die any second
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I propose "8 rogue senators" as a measure of the shittiest badness. Like if the doctor says you're sick and you ask, "How bad?" And she answers, "8 rogue senators bad," you know you're gonna die any second
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Surviving constantly horrific politics is emotionally tough like surviving lockdown & I need the same coping strategies. Wearing only cozy clothes. Avoiding crowds. And rewarding myself for even tiniest achievements
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Surviving constantly horrific politics is emotionally tough like surviving lockdown & I need the same coping strategies. Wearing only cozy clothes. Avoiding crowds. And rewarding myself for even tiniest achievements
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incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests
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cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
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I fell asleep on a raft in my Speedo.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I fell asleep on a raft in my Speedo.
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Maybe I should rearrange? Nah, what are the chances I mix these up again
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Maybe I should rearrange? Nah, what are the chances I mix these up again
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I will not let people forget that the same Republicans who did everything in their power to make tax breaks for billionaires PERMANENT refused to even negotiate ONE YEAR of health care tax credits for working families.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I will not let people forget that the same Republicans who did everything in their power to make tax breaks for billionaires PERMANENT refused to even negotiate ONE YEAR of health care tax credits for working families.
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During our last bird show a goose snatched a hairpiece. If you're missing a hairpiece, stop at Guest Services. If you can describe this hairpiece, you may reclaim your hairpiece.
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
During our last bird show a goose snatched a hairpiece. If you're missing a hairpiece, stop at Guest Services. If you can describe this hairpiece, you may reclaim your hairpiece.
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
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I haven't been on twitter in over a year but it seems like Musk has transformed it into a powerful platform devoted to proving he's the most embarrassing person who's ever lived.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I haven't been on twitter in over a year but it seems like Musk has transformed it into a powerful platform devoted to proving he's the most embarrassing person who's ever lived.
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[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
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the 50 year mortgage is a garbage solution that just perpetuates the actual problem. the concept is "since you don't have enough money, we just charge you more money" to help (lmao) you purchase a home
30 year vs 50 year: the interest on the 50 year loan is 1.8 TIMES THE COST OF THE HOUSE
30 year vs 50 year: the interest on the 50 year loan is 1.8 TIMES THE COST OF THE HOUSE
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
the 50 year mortgage is a garbage solution that just perpetuates the actual problem. the concept is "since you don't have enough money, we just charge you more money" to help (lmao) you purchase a home
30 year vs 50 year: the interest on the 50 year loan is 1.8 TIMES THE COST OF THE HOUSE
30 year vs 50 year: the interest on the 50 year loan is 1.8 TIMES THE COST OF THE HOUSE
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you think I’d be more adventurous on the dating apps with how much I hate life.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
you think I’d be more adventurous on the dating apps with how much I hate life.
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BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects homophobe again 🏳️🌈
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Supreme Court won't revisit landmark decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
Kim Davis asked the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges appealing damages she owed a gay couple after she denied them a marriage license.
www.usatoday.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects homophobe again 🏳️🌈
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
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People say wolves are intelligent, but a third of our staff was able to beat them in head-to-head Chutes and Ladders.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
People say wolves are intelligent, but a third of our staff was able to beat them in head-to-head Chutes and Ladders.
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Is the shutdown over? Not yet.
Tonight’s vote was only step 1 of 5.
There’s still another 60-vote hurdle, amendments, AND then the House.
Pressure matters right now—especially on Kaine, Rosen, Hassan, Shaheen.
Stay loud.
youtu.be/mdFRfeGRKfI
Tonight’s vote was only step 1 of 5.
There’s still another 60-vote hurdle, amendments, AND then the House.
Pressure matters right now—especially on Kaine, Rosen, Hassan, Shaheen.
Stay loud.
youtu.be/mdFRfeGRKfI
Shutdown NOT Over: What Tonight’s Senate Vote Actually Means
YouTube video by Eliza Orlins
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Is the shutdown over? Not yet.
Tonight’s vote was only step 1 of 5.
There’s still another 60-vote hurdle, amendments, AND then the House.
Pressure matters right now—especially on Kaine, Rosen, Hassan, Shaheen.
Stay loud.
youtu.be/mdFRfeGRKfI
Tonight’s vote was only step 1 of 5.
There’s still another 60-vote hurdle, amendments, AND then the House.
Pressure matters right now—especially on Kaine, Rosen, Hassan, Shaheen.
Stay loud.
youtu.be/mdFRfeGRKfI
BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects homophobe again 🏳️🌈
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Supreme Court won't revisit landmark decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
Kim Davis asked the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges appealing damages she owed a gay couple after she denied them a marriage license.
www.usatoday.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects homophobe again 🏳️🌈
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
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John Fetterman is like if you asked AI to make an unlikable American Shrek.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
John Fetterman is like if you asked AI to make an unlikable American Shrek.