It's Abby. Yep.
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It's Abby. Yep.
@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
· May 17
[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
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Instead of a waterbed I got two hydrogen beds and an oxygen bed.
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Instead of a waterbed I got two hydrogen beds and an oxygen bed.
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Damn, Stranger Things went on for so long Millie Bobby Brown is now officially too old for Drake to be interested in her
January 1, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Damn, Stranger Things went on for so long Millie Bobby Brown is now officially too old for Drake to be interested in her
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We got one monkey to cover its eyes and another to cover its ears, but we can't find one to cover its mouth cuz most monkeys are Narcs.
January 6, 2026 at 5:41 AM
We got one monkey to cover its eyes and another to cover its ears, but we can't find one to cover its mouth cuz most monkeys are Narcs.
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RFK Jr: As you know, aspirin causes dyslexia and sunburns
Dr RFK Jr: Yes of course
RFK Jr: So I'd like to have kids eat raccoon-meat lunches to combat that
Dr RFK Jr: You are so smart
Dr RFK Jr: Yes of course
RFK Jr: So I'd like to have kids eat raccoon-meat lunches to combat that
Dr RFK Jr: You are so smart
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
RFK Jr: As you know, aspirin causes dyslexia and sunburns
Dr RFK Jr: Yes of course
RFK Jr: So I'd like to have kids eat raccoon-meat lunches to combat that
Dr RFK Jr: You are so smart
Dr RFK Jr: Yes of course
RFK Jr: So I'd like to have kids eat raccoon-meat lunches to combat that
Dr RFK Jr: You are so smart
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If you have been turned away from Hilton Hotels, we welcome you to sleep in our maintenance shed where you will be given a bowl of water and unlimited raw raccoon meat.
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
If you have been turned away from Hilton Hotels, we welcome you to sleep in our maintenance shed where you will be given a bowl of water and unlimited raw raccoon meat.
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the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too
January 6, 2026 at 2:25 AM
the annoying little jokes will continue until morale improves, and then keep going after that too
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hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
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[If RFK Jr's doctor was RFK Jr]
RFK Jr: My face hurts
Dr RFK Jr: You're just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
RFK Jr: Should I do holistic cures?
Dr RFK Jr: Yes. Inhale bold female aromas. Force people to reduce healthcare options. Cheat on your dumbass wife more
RFK Jr: My face hurts
Dr RFK Jr: You're just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
RFK Jr: Should I do holistic cures?
Dr RFK Jr: Yes. Inhale bold female aromas. Force people to reduce healthcare options. Cheat on your dumbass wife more
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
[If RFK Jr's doctor was RFK Jr]
RFK Jr: My face hurts
Dr RFK Jr: You're just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
RFK Jr: Should I do holistic cures?
Dr RFK Jr: Yes. Inhale bold female aromas. Force people to reduce healthcare options. Cheat on your dumbass wife more
RFK Jr: My face hurts
Dr RFK Jr: You're just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
RFK Jr: Should I do holistic cures?
Dr RFK Jr: Yes. Inhale bold female aromas. Force people to reduce healthcare options. Cheat on your dumbass wife more
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[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
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if you are still on twitter pls let me know so i can block your stupid ass you dumb fucking idiot
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 AM
if you are still on twitter pls let me know so i can block your stupid ass you dumb fucking idiot
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LinkedIn DM's are like,
"We're impressed by your profile of 'sits on my ass till someone offers me shit tons of money to do as little work as possible', and believe you're a top candidate to benefit from our MBA program."
"We're impressed by your profile of 'sits on my ass till someone offers me shit tons of money to do as little work as possible', and believe you're a top candidate to benefit from our MBA program."
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 PM
LinkedIn DM's are like,
"We're impressed by your profile of 'sits on my ass till someone offers me shit tons of money to do as little work as possible', and believe you're a top candidate to benefit from our MBA program."
"We're impressed by your profile of 'sits on my ass till someone offers me shit tons of money to do as little work as possible', and believe you're a top candidate to benefit from our MBA program."
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Pete Hegseth Threatens Livelihood Of Everyone Who Doesn't Shut The Hell Up Before 10 In The Morning
January 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Pete Hegseth Threatens Livelihood Of Everyone Who Doesn't Shut The Hell Up Before 10 In The Morning
[If RFK Jr's doctor was RFK Jr]
RFK Jr: My face hurts
Dr RFK Jr: You're just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
RFK Jr: Should I do holistic cures?
Dr RFK Jr: Yes. Inhale bold female aromas. Force people to reduce healthcare options. Cheat on your dumbass wife more
RFK Jr: My face hurts
Dr RFK Jr: You're just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
RFK Jr: Should I do holistic cures?
Dr RFK Jr: Yes. Inhale bold female aromas. Force people to reduce healthcare options. Cheat on your dumbass wife more
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM
[If RFK Jr's doctor was RFK Jr]
RFK Jr: My face hurts
Dr RFK Jr: You're just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
RFK Jr: Should I do holistic cures?
Dr RFK Jr: Yes. Inhale bold female aromas. Force people to reduce healthcare options. Cheat on your dumbass wife more
RFK Jr: My face hurts
Dr RFK Jr: You're just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges
RFK Jr: Should I do holistic cures?
Dr RFK Jr: Yes. Inhale bold female aromas. Force people to reduce healthcare options. Cheat on your dumbass wife more
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I just want everyone to step back and realize how often it's a trans woman getting bullied off social media.
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I just want everyone to step back and realize how often it's a trans woman getting bullied off social media.
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Inbox: the Corporation for Public Broadcasting’s board has voted to dissolve the organization following Congress pulling its federal funding
January 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Inbox: the Corporation for Public Broadcasting’s board has voted to dissolve the organization following Congress pulling its federal funding
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working on setting up therapy stuff for the five year old and my god is it expensive to get the help you need in this country
we are extraordinarily lucky that we have the resources to do it, but so many people out there do not
we are extraordinarily lucky that we have the resources to do it, but so many people out there do not
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
working on setting up therapy stuff for the five year old and my god is it expensive to get the help you need in this country
we are extraordinarily lucky that we have the resources to do it, but so many people out there do not
we are extraordinarily lucky that we have the resources to do it, but so many people out there do not
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A Bluesky AI bot called GRALF
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 AM
A Bluesky AI bot called GRALF
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I just got a bottle of wine that’s been regifted so many times it made its way back to me. Which means I essentially bought myself a bottle of wine.
December 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I just got a bottle of wine that’s been regifted so many times it made its way back to me. Which means I essentially bought myself a bottle of wine.
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how DARE Netflix remonstrate me via the outrageous mechanism of [shows me a list of programs I have previously viewed]
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
how DARE Netflix remonstrate me via the outrageous mechanism of [shows me a list of programs I have previously viewed]
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January 5, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
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the goal is killing kids
and we should say so
and we should say so
BREAKING: CDC announces an unprecedented overhaul of the childhood vaccine schedule, a significant shift that recommends fewer shots for all kids.
CDC overhauls childhood vaccine schedule to resemble Denmark in unprecedented move
The new U.S. guidelines recommend all children get vaccines for 11 diseases, compared with the 18 previously on the schedule.
nbcnews.to
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
the goal is killing kids
and we should say so
and we should say so
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Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
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Lord grant me the confidence of someone who puts “comedian” in all their social media handles after going to three open mics
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Lord grant me the confidence of someone who puts “comedian” in all their social media handles after going to three open mics