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@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns
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my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
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fr🫶v🫶
@frovo.bsky.social
· Oct 18
hey just a reminder that if you need any fun and different greeting cards check out my store at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com :)
ah yes conversation hearts, the candy corn of valentines day
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
ah yes conversation hearts, the candy corn of valentines day
*gets last year’s girlfriend out of the attic*
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
*gets last year’s girlfriend out of the attic*
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nice shitpost you got there
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
nice shitpost you got there
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
ME DESCRIBING HUMANS TO AN ALIEN: milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
ME DESCRIBING HUMANS TO AN ALIEN: milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made
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Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
DOCTOR: it’s time to deliver the baby
ME: won’t he need it
ME: won’t he need it
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
DOCTOR: it’s time to deliver the baby
ME: won’t he need it
ME: won’t he need it
i used to be afraid of mountain climbing but i got over it
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
i used to be afraid of mountain climbing but i got over it
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February 7, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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Dear @PepperidgeFarms
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
January 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dear @PepperidgeFarms
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
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Soup? You mean hot cracker sauce?
January 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Soup? You mean hot cracker sauce?
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Me putting a random crumb in my mouth to “clean” the counter: I hope that was food
January 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me putting a random crumb in my mouth to “clean” the counter: I hope that was food
YOU: (naive, superstitious) it’s friday the 13th
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
YOU: (naive, superstitious) it’s friday the 13th
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
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Happy Follow Friday the 13th! Does the world suck ass? Yes! B but these folks are a lovely antidote + funny af. Follow now! #FF!!
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February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Happy Follow Friday the 13th! Does the world suck ass? Yes! B but these folks are a lovely antidote + funny af. Follow now! #FF!!
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a shark on Friday the 13th
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a shark on Friday the 13th
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It's Friday the 13th, but I'm not worried about bad luck; I've been microdosing black cats all week.
February 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
It's Friday the 13th, but I'm not worried about bad luck; I've been microdosing black cats all week.
*gets last year’s bad luck out of the attic*
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
*gets last year’s bad luck out of the attic*
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[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
how do you do fellow skeeters
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
how do you do fellow skeeters
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dentist: count backwards from 10, please
me: *nervous* 10, 9, 8, 7, … this is almost as fun as being at the dmv
dentist: yeah my license is suspended
me: 6, 5, 4, 3, … how’d you lose your driver’s license?
dentist: driver’s license?
me: *nervous* 10, 9, 8, 7, … this is almost as fun as being at the dmv
dentist: yeah my license is suspended
me: 6, 5, 4, 3, … how’d you lose your driver’s license?
dentist: driver’s license?
July 26, 2023 at 11:58 AM
dentist: count backwards from 10, please
me: *nervous* 10, 9, 8, 7, … this is almost as fun as being at the dmv
dentist: yeah my license is suspended
me: 6, 5, 4, 3, … how’d you lose your driver’s license?
dentist: driver’s license?
me: *nervous* 10, 9, 8, 7, … this is almost as fun as being at the dmv
dentist: yeah my license is suspended
me: 6, 5, 4, 3, … how’d you lose your driver’s license?
dentist: driver’s license?
BREAKING: in lieu of unsafe vaccines the FDA now requires all babies to snort cocaine off a toilet seat
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
BREAKING: in lieu of unsafe vaccines the FDA now requires all babies to snort cocaine off a toilet seat
did a dog write this
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
did a dog write this
ME: welcome to oxymoron club let's start with some old news
GUY IN BACK: uhh where are the drugs
ME: sorry you want the oxy moron club down the hall
GUY IN BACK: uhh where are the drugs
ME: sorry you want the oxy moron club down the hall
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
ME: welcome to oxymoron club let's start with some old news
GUY IN BACK: uhh where are the drugs
ME: sorry you want the oxy moron club down the hall
GUY IN BACK: uhh where are the drugs
ME: sorry you want the oxy moron club down the hall
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Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
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She london on my werewolf til I awoooo
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
She london on my werewolf til I awoooo
PAM BONDI AT A RAP BATTLE:
the DOW
the DOW
is over fifty THOU
the DOW
the DOW
is over fifty THOU
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
PAM BONDI AT A RAP BATTLE:
the DOW
the DOW
is over fifty THOU
the DOW
the DOW
is over fifty THOU