frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns
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my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
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frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
· Oct 18
hey just a reminder that if you need any fun and different greeting cards check out my store at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com :)
BLIND DATE: i can’t wait to meet you
ME: (a vegetarian) the fuck you say to me
ME: (a vegetarian) the fuck you say to me
December 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
BLIND DATE: i can’t wait to meet you
ME: (a vegetarian) the fuck you say to me
ME: (a vegetarian) the fuck you say to me
*gets last year’s resolutions out of the attic*
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
*gets last year’s resolutions out of the attic*
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This has been a great year for people who love being angry
December 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This has been a great year for people who love being angry
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“No worries”? My dude, I was not worrying.
January 28, 2024 at 2:54 AM
“No worries”? My dude, I was not worrying.
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ME: i love pizza
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
ME: i love pizza
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
TOMBSTONE: you sure?
♫Shout
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
♫Shout
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
Shout
I’m short and stout
This is my handle and this is my spout
Pour on
I’m tipping for you
Pour on ♪
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I think a powerful short film would be Judi Dench eating an entire rotisserie chicken with her bare hands
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think a powerful short film would be Judi Dench eating an entire rotisserie chicken with her bare hands
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in 2026 we're doing it. we're finally calling boobs "chest nuts"
December 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
in 2026 we're doing it. we're finally calling boobs "chest nuts"
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Me at 25: By middle age, you should own nice home and have a thriving showbiz career
Me at middle age: *in an okay apartment, very into squirrels*
Me at middle age: *in an okay apartment, very into squirrels*
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me at 25: By middle age, you should own nice home and have a thriving showbiz career
Me at middle age: *in an okay apartment, very into squirrels*
Me at middle age: *in an okay apartment, very into squirrels*
looks like she’s sitting on a toilet
December 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
looks like she’s sitting on a toilet
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who called it wind chill instead of holy fucking shit what the fuck
January 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
who called it wind chill instead of holy fucking shit what the fuck
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genie: you have three wishes
me: that is way too many decisions
me: that is way too many decisions
December 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
genie: you have three wishes
me: that is way too many decisions
me: that is way too many decisions
the week between christmas and new years should be called schrödinger week
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
the week between christmas and new years should be called schrödinger week
ME: *leaving chinese restaurant* my compliments to the shrimp
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
ME: *leaving chinese restaurant* my compliments to the shrimp
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The placebo effect was named after John Placebo, who loved effects
December 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The placebo effect was named after John Placebo, who loved effects
ME: *hits the road* fuck you road
December 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
ME: *hits the road* fuck you road
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why they go all the way to jupiter to get stupider when they can just go Online
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
why they go all the way to jupiter to get stupider when they can just go Online
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the age of men is over. the time of the peanut butter jelly has come
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the age of men is over. the time of the peanut butter jelly has come
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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Co-pilot: that was our third pass. When are you going to land?
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Co-pilot: that was our third pass. When are you going to land?
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
Know Your Time-Related Abbreviations
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Know Your Time-Related Abbreviations
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
B.C. - before christ
A.D. - after dhrist
A.M. - after midnight
P.M. - pefore midnight
Important Job Descriptions
Librarian: someone who works in a library
Unitarian: someone who works in a unit
Barbarian: someone who works in two (2) bars
Vegetarian: someone who works in a vegetable
Librarian: someone who works in a library
Unitarian: someone who works in a unit
Barbarian: someone who works in two (2) bars
Vegetarian: someone who works in a vegetable
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Important Job Descriptions
Librarian: someone who works in a library
Unitarian: someone who works in a unit
Barbarian: someone who works in two (2) bars
Vegetarian: someone who works in a vegetable
Librarian: someone who works in a library
Unitarian: someone who works in a unit
Barbarian: someone who works in two (2) bars
Vegetarian: someone who works in a vegetable
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*puts milk for Santa back in the attic*
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*puts milk for Santa back in the attic*
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WARNING: Do not be taken in by alligator tears—she’s on Wellbutrin.
December 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
WARNING: Do not be taken in by alligator tears—she’s on Wellbutrin.
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nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel