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@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns
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my most liked:
https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes
my most chronological:
https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets
my cool store:
doodlybugstudio.etsy.com
my webbies:
doodlybugstudio.com
rsmarchive.weebly.com
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fr🫶v🫶
@frovo.bsky.social
· Oct 18
hey just a reminder that if you need any fun and different greeting cards check out my store at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com :)
if anyone needs me i'll be camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale
(no one actually needs me which is why i'm camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale)
(no one actually needs me which is why i'm camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale)
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
if anyone needs me i'll be camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale
(no one actually needs me which is why i'm camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale)
(no one actually needs me which is why i'm camped out in the walgreens parking lot waiting for the 50% off valentines candy sale)
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Mathematicians send their sweeties Valentine's Day cardioids
February 14, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Mathematicians send their sweeties Valentine's Day cardioids
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Outermost electrons are the most romantic subatomic particles because they exist in perpetual Valence Time.
February 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Outermost electrons are the most romantic subatomic particles because they exist in perpetual Valence Time.
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ME: happy valentine’s day
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
February 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ME: happy valentine’s day
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
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WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
WOMEN👏DON’T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE’S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER’S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏TWELFTH 👏EDITION 👏
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Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
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[paleolithic society]
them: you're not much of a hunter
me: so I gather
them: you're not much of a hunter
me: so I gather
August 17, 2024 at 10:41 AM
[paleolithic society]
them: you're not much of a hunter
me: so I gather
them: you're not much of a hunter
me: so I gather
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ok get all your love out today, tomorrow we’re back to hating
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
ok get all your love out today, tomorrow we’re back to hating
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a thread of cover songs from the archive for the day; first off, a cover of Bryan Ferry’s A Fool For Love:
youtu.be/tp9GadJcfoc?...
youtu.be/tp9GadJcfoc?...
A Fool for Love (Bryan Ferry acoustic cover)
YouTube video by Half a Person
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 6:29 PM
a thread of cover songs from the archive for the day; first off, a cover of Bryan Ferry’s A Fool For Love:
youtu.be/tp9GadJcfoc?...
youtu.be/tp9GadJcfoc?...
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[taking a survey]
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
[taking a survey]
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Happy valentines day
Let’s fuck
Violets are blue
Happy valentines day
Let’s fuck
February 14, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Happy valentines day
Let’s fuck
Violets are blue
Happy valentines day
Let’s fuck
ah yes conversation hearts, the candy corn of valentines day
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
ah yes conversation hearts, the candy corn of valentines day
*gets last year’s girlfriend out of the attic*
February 14, 2026 at 2:27 PM
*gets last year’s girlfriend out of the attic*
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nice shitpost you got there
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
nice shitpost you got there
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
be a shame if someone were to make a serious reply to it
ME DESCRIBING HUMANS TO AN ALIEN: milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made
February 14, 2026 at 5:02 AM
ME DESCRIBING HUMANS TO AN ALIEN: milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made
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Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
February 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk
Me: *you’re
Me: *you’re
DOCTOR: it’s time to deliver the baby
ME: won’t he need it
ME: won’t he need it
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
DOCTOR: it’s time to deliver the baby
ME: won’t he need it
ME: won’t he need it
i used to be afraid of mountain climbing but i got over it
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
i used to be afraid of mountain climbing but i got over it
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February 7, 2026 at 9:11 AM
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Dear @PepperidgeFarms
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
January 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dear @PepperidgeFarms
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
pls make the cookie dividers edible they're killing my momentum
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Soup? You mean hot cracker sauce?
January 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Soup? You mean hot cracker sauce?
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Me putting a random crumb in my mouth to “clean” the counter: I hope that was food
January 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me putting a random crumb in my mouth to “clean” the counter: I hope that was food
YOU: (naive, superstitious) it’s friday the 13th
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
YOU: (naive, superstitious) it’s friday the 13th
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
ME: (smart, practical) i’m pretty sure there have been more than 13 fridays
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Happy Follow Friday the 13th! Does the world suck ass? Yes! B but these folks are a lovely antidote + funny af. Follow now! #FF!!
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February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Happy Follow Friday the 13th! Does the world suck ass? Yes! B but these folks are a lovely antidote + funny af. Follow now! #FF!!
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
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In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a shark on Friday the 13th
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM
In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a shark on Friday the 13th