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· Nov 12
since bluesky doesn’t have a drafts folder i’m just going to write my drafts under this post. nobody look, these aren’t finished yet
unintentionally slashing carbon emissions by making air travel too scary
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
unintentionally slashing carbon emissions by making air travel too scary
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
when i ask my coworker who doesn’t follow politics how his weekend was
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
when i ask my coworker who doesn’t follow politics how his weekend was
no, they aren’t cowards. it’s actually very brave to piss off millions of people on a sunday night
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
no, they aren’t cowards. it’s actually very brave to piss off millions of people on a sunday night
i don’t have another monday in me
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i don’t have another monday in me
everyone search “how to remove a senator” i want to see something
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
everyone search “how to remove a senator” i want to see something
or not
i had forgotten what elections feel like when it’s not extremely bleak. we should make good choices more often
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
or not
even if they don’t get enough votes to cave, they flinched. they showed republicans they’re too soft to hold out much longer. anyone who was even considering a yes deserves a primary
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
even if they don’t get enough votes to cave, they flinched. they showed republicans they’re too soft to hold out much longer. anyone who was even considering a yes deserves a primary
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"Sir, we've won every skirmish! The enemy is on the run!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"Sir, we've won every skirmish! The enemy is on the run!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
[less than a week after dems sweep elections]
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
[less than a week after dems sweep elections]
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
chuck schumer: have we tried my same old bullshit?
“source?” it was a hint on the loading screen
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“source?” it was a hint on the loading screen
folding now while everyone is blaming republicans for the ongoing shutdown would be the funniest fumble in history if it weren’t so consequential
SCOOP: Schumer was more involved than reported with the attempted cave on the government shutdown. The Gang of 8 Senate Dems had his approval & he was getting daily updates.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
In Thursday's caucus meeting, the Gang claimed they had 10 votes to cave. The caucus went nuts, leading to the new proposal.
Why Does Schumer Keep Trying to Cave? - The American Prospect
Most commentators, including me, concluded that the Tuesday election victory saved Democrats from capitulating to Republican demands to pass a simple continuing resolution to re-open the government, i...
prospect.org
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
folding now while everyone is blaming republicans for the ongoing shutdown would be the funniest fumble in history if it weren’t so consequential
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
every time i change my own oil i’m like “well done, i spent 2 hours making a mess to save $5”
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
every time i change my own oil i’m like “well done, i spent 2 hours making a mess to save $5”
i would enjoy chores more if they unlocked some cool loot like a new hairstyle or a weapon
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i would enjoy chores more if they unlocked some cool loot like a new hairstyle or a weapon
we are in your walls
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
we are in your walls
“mom told us we have to be nice to you” ok now scram im trying to shoplift
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“mom told us we have to be nice to you” ok now scram im trying to shoplift
synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
you can’t infringe on our right to bear hoagies
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
you can’t infringe on our right to bear hoagies
here it is folks, the Chicken Finger
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
here it is folks, the Chicken Finger
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
price firmer than arizona iced tea
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
price firmer than arizona iced tea
historically unpopular move for him
Cuomo speaking now
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
historically unpopular move for him