me scrolling past names like nuzzi and lizza
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 AM
me scrolling past names like nuzzi and lizza
oh fuck they just U2 dropped the epstein files
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 AM
oh fuck they just U2 dropped the epstein files
“no the economy is fine”
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“no the economy is fine”
worms whenever it rains
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
worms whenever it rains
fruit pouch for adults
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
fruit pouch for adults
let me be the first to say we should not do a nazi jurassic park
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
let me be the first to say we should not do a nazi jurassic park
[on radio] i repeat, send in the babies
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
[on radio] i repeat, send in the babies
they’re running out of white guys to pardon
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
they’re running out of white guys to pardon
when i ask my coworker who doesn’t follow politics how his weekend was
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
when i ask my coworker who doesn’t follow politics how his weekend was
i don’t have another monday in me
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i don’t have another monday in me
looking at my posts from tuesday
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
looking at my posts from tuesday
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
we are in your walls
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
we are in your walls
synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
here it is folks, the Chicken Finger
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
here it is folks, the Chicken Finger
price firmer than arizona iced tea
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
price firmer than arizona iced tea
one night when things are not terrible
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
one night when things are not terrible
watching election results come in
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
watching election results come in
we used to be a nation of reverence and honor
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
we used to be a nation of reverence and honor
they can’t keep giving us hours
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
they can’t keep giving us hours
i’ve been saying this but nobody listens until it’s too late
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i’ve been saying this but nobody listens until it’s too late