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dean cain: i’m superman
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
just in time for the holidays in case anyone needed an excuse to not visit their family
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
technically one of the options in the search results
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
looking at my posts from tuesday
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
fuuuuuuuck
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Reposted by slate
"Sir, we've won every skirmish! The enemy is on the run!"

"Then let's take them by surprise with an unexpected surrender!"
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
you said the quality of the cheapest shoes is better now. that’s not comparing the cost of the cheapest shoes so there’s no point in adjusting for inflation. unless you’re changing what your original claim was
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
awe randy-bo-bandy i miss him
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
does anyone know any glitches
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
that’s the only rent we can afford
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM