Unstable Genius
@anunstablegenius.bsky.social
I value truth, I think the bad guys of WWII are bad, and I hate stupidity. These traits make me a liberal by default.
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Ever heard of the Washington Generals? The Harlem Globetrotters' rivals. They're paid to lose, because they're owned by the same people, and they abide by standard rules and will never interfere with Globetrotters' antics. They've lost 16,000 games.
Anyway, hope Chuck Schumer's having a good day.
Anyway, hope Chuck Schumer's having a good day.
With all due respect to Ro Khanna, Marjorie Taylor Greene had no reputation to destroy. She had the temporary goodwill of a brainless drooling cult, and that was it. She was never respected on a personal or professional level.
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
With all due respect to Ro Khanna, Marjorie Taylor Greene had no reputation to destroy. She had the temporary goodwill of a brainless drooling cult, and that was it. She was never respected on a personal or professional level.
Evergreen. This meme will never not apply to that spineless excuse for a Senator.
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Evergreen. This meme will never not apply to that spineless excuse for a Senator.
If Trump wants to hire someone dumber than him, he'll have to start buying his employees at the pet store.
February 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
If Trump wants to hire someone dumber than him, he'll have to start buying his employees at the pet store.
You can't even call for the death penalty against child predators because Republicans now recognize that as a synonym for the Dear Leader.
February 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
You can't even call for the death penalty against child predators because Republicans now recognize that as a synonym for the Dear Leader.
I appreciate the hustle and support the message, but you at least have to take out the word "yesterday's" when you repost this, it makes you look like a bot and that's gonna make people glaze over and ignore the important things you have to say.
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I appreciate the hustle and support the message, but you at least have to take out the word "yesterday's" when you repost this, it makes you look like a bot and that's gonna make people glaze over and ignore the important things you have to say.
Seems like if you had the ability to say truthfully under oath "There's no evidence linking him to that crime" that you'd probably want to do that.
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Seems like if you had the ability to say truthfully under oath "There's no evidence linking him to that crime" that you'd probably want to do that.
My guy, you saw a joke and were compelled to shove your glasses up the bridge of your nose, and come here sobbing "um, akshually" because exaggerations make you cry. Nobody watching this interaction thinks the uptight whiny pedant is the happy one.
Now run along, you're tedious.
Now run along, you're tedious.
February 12, 2026 at 9:44 PM
My guy, you saw a joke and were compelled to shove your glasses up the bridge of your nose, and come here sobbing "um, akshually" because exaggerations make you cry. Nobody watching this interaction thinks the uptight whiny pedant is the happy one.
Now run along, you're tedious.
Now run along, you're tedious.
What if the children are hungry and the school can give them free lunch so they can pay attention and do well in school? Is that okay?
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 PM
What if the children are hungry and the school can give them free lunch so they can pay attention and do well in school? Is that okay?
I'm not sure how you concluded from my previous post that I value or respect your opinion.
If you'd like to continue glazing the Nazi's explodey rocket company, go do it somewhere else.
If you'd like to continue glazing the Nazi's explodey rocket company, go do it somewhere else.
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I'm not sure how you concluded from my previous post that I value or respect your opinion.
If you'd like to continue glazing the Nazi's explodey rocket company, go do it somewhere else.
If you'd like to continue glazing the Nazi's explodey rocket company, go do it somewhere else.
I want it called the Consequences Party.
No bones about the mission.
No bones about the mission.
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I want it called the Consequences Party.
No bones about the mission.
No bones about the mission.
Then Congress needs to ask the judges to deputize a ton of people, and haul the first ICE facility guard who obstructs them to prison immediately. And the second, and the third, until the facility has less ICE than a Motel 6. Enough playing around.
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Then Congress needs to ask the judges to deputize a ton of people, and haul the first ICE facility guard who obstructs them to prison immediately. And the second, and the third, until the facility has less ICE than a Motel 6. Enough playing around.
92-year-old Cameroonian President Paul Biya lands a haymaker, a crying Trump begins composing a mean tweet about the fight bring rigged.
February 12, 2026 at 5:50 AM
92-year-old Cameroonian President Paul Biya lands a haymaker, a crying Trump begins composing a mean tweet about the fight bring rigged.
I'm pretty sure they once did a story on surprisingly affordable yachts.
If economic tonedeafness was a museum, Forbes would have its own wing.
If economic tonedeafness was a museum, Forbes would have its own wing.
February 12, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I'm pretty sure they once did a story on surprisingly affordable yachts.
If economic tonedeafness was a museum, Forbes would have its own wing.
If economic tonedeafness was a museum, Forbes would have its own wing.
Oh. If having a financial safety net burns me out, I guess I'll just stop. Like all people who desperately need safety nets, I have the luxury of prioritizing my own happiness. Thanks, Forbes!
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Oh. If having a financial safety net burns me out, I guess I'll just stop. Like all people who desperately need safety nets, I have the luxury of prioritizing my own happiness. Thanks, Forbes!
Elon: Oh no! I'm being robbed! Let me just mosey over to the wall here...
Robber: So you can grab your secret knife?
Elon: N-No! What makes you think I have a secret knife?
Robber: You... You literally posted about it on Twitter. You forced a million people to see the tweet.
Robber: So you can grab your secret knife?
Elon: N-No! What makes you think I have a secret knife?
Robber: You... You literally posted about it on Twitter. You forced a million people to see the tweet.
February 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Elon: Oh no! I'm being robbed! Let me just mosey over to the wall here...
Robber: So you can grab your secret knife?
Elon: N-No! What makes you think I have a secret knife?
Robber: You... You literally posted about it on Twitter. You forced a million people to see the tweet.
Robber: So you can grab your secret knife?
Elon: N-No! What makes you think I have a secret knife?
Robber: You... You literally posted about it on Twitter. You forced a million people to see the tweet.
Not without bumping into Lindsey Graham.
February 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Not without bumping into Lindsey Graham.
Me to my cat: What do you have in your mouth?
My cat, through a mouthful of stolen chicken: Do you know how high the DOW is? NASDAQ? The stock market is hitting record highs!
My cat, through a mouthful of stolen chicken: Do you know how high the DOW is? NASDAQ? The stock market is hitting record highs!
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Me to my cat: What do you have in your mouth?
My cat, through a mouthful of stolen chicken: Do you know how high the DOW is? NASDAQ? The stock market is hitting record highs!
My cat, through a mouthful of stolen chicken: Do you know how high the DOW is? NASDAQ? The stock market is hitting record highs!
Let's hope the next AG comes along soon. Sweep the midterms and impeach all of them.
February 12, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Let's hope the next AG comes along soon. Sweep the midterms and impeach all of them.
"This shouldn't be allowed to happen, because it's undemocratic and unfair. Also, please do that undemocratic unfair thing in Florida so my team can win."
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
"This shouldn't be allowed to happen, because it's undemocratic and unfair. Also, please do that undemocratic unfair thing in Florida so my team can win."
This is literally the plot of 99 Luftballons.
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
This is literally the plot of 99 Luftballons.
The difference is that Trump's economy objectively sucks. The dumbest ones think "Gas is down so every price is down and I am magically making more money" but the hype doesn't work on anyone who's not already in the cult.
February 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The difference is that Trump's economy objectively sucks. The dumbest ones think "Gas is down so every price is down and I am magically making more money" but the hype doesn't work on anyone who's not already in the cult.
Ironically this is one of the only times I think he's ever been almost correct. Biden's failure to hype up his successes (coupled with the media intentionally not giving him credit for those successes) allowed Republicans to claim the economy was worse than it ever was. The hype matters.
February 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Ironically this is one of the only times I think he's ever been almost correct. Biden's failure to hype up his successes (coupled with the media intentionally not giving him credit for those successes) allowed Republicans to claim the economy was worse than it ever was. The hype matters.
Oh, I know. Jim Jordan's always been Team Abuser. That's basically his whole shtick.
February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Oh, I know. Jim Jordan's always been Team Abuser. That's basically his whole shtick.
It does for the company. Which, hey, has a Nazi fan running it. Just like Henry Ford! History repeats!
Now run your pedantic self along to your nearest apartment building so you can complain that 1) they're not apart, they're stuck together, and 2) it's already built, past tense.
Now run your pedantic self along to your nearest apartment building so you can complain that 1) they're not apart, they're stuck together, and 2) it's already built, past tense.
February 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
It does for the company. Which, hey, has a Nazi fan running it. Just like Henry Ford! History repeats!
Now run your pedantic self along to your nearest apartment building so you can complain that 1) they're not apart, they're stuck together, and 2) it's already built, past tense.
Now run your pedantic self along to your nearest apartment building so you can complain that 1) they're not apart, they're stuck together, and 2) it's already built, past tense.
Jim Jordan probably thought he was doing a gotcha there, but that was just embarrassing.
"Last administration didn't answer our questions about crimes we made up, so it's fine that she refuses to investigate child trafficking, actually."
"Last administration didn't answer our questions about crimes we made up, so it's fine that she refuses to investigate child trafficking, actually."
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Jim Jordan probably thought he was doing a gotcha there, but that was just embarrassing.
"Last administration didn't answer our questions about crimes we made up, so it's fine that she refuses to investigate child trafficking, actually."
"Last administration didn't answer our questions about crimes we made up, so it's fine that she refuses to investigate child trafficking, actually."