lumberjack wharfie
@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago
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The healthiest thing we can do for the internet is get as many regular users as possible running their own websites. You could buy a domain and such, but a super easy starting point is to get a free subdomain of neocities.org, which is like geocities but existing now.
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Timeline low key dead….
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Timeline low key dead….
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this is so scary, his son is mere moments away from getting a push notification alerting him that his dad is jacking off
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
this is so scary, his son is mere moments away from getting a push notification alerting him that his dad is jacking off
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The Trump administration effectively says that no one should ever work with Americans during wartime; that our promises mean nothing, our word is dust, and we will throw our allies under the bus the moment we want.
In any future armed conflict, who would ever trust us again?
In any future armed conflict, who would ever trust us again?
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The Trump administration effectively says that no one should ever work with Americans during wartime; that our promises mean nothing, our word is dust, and we will throw our allies under the bus the moment we want.
In any future armed conflict, who would ever trust us again?
In any future armed conflict, who would ever trust us again?
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Imma be real this was just an excuse to market test "tizzing [someone] up"
How did the sentence make you feel?
What do you think was the most important part of the interaction?
How likely are you to recommend "tizzing up" to your friends or loved ones?
Do you feel more or less thirsty than before?
How did the sentence make you feel?
What do you think was the most important part of the interaction?
How likely are you to recommend "tizzing up" to your friends or loved ones?
Do you feel more or less thirsty than before?
Nothing compares to the expression of pure delight on a trans girl's face when you tizz her up with your infodump
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Imma be real this was just an excuse to market test "tizzing [someone] up"
How did the sentence make you feel?
What do you think was the most important part of the interaction?
How likely are you to recommend "tizzing up" to your friends or loved ones?
Do you feel more or less thirsty than before?
How did the sentence make you feel?
What do you think was the most important part of the interaction?
How likely are you to recommend "tizzing up" to your friends or loved ones?
Do you feel more or less thirsty than before?
Post something random regardless of the quality of the upcoming month honestly I just love an excuse to post this enormous dog
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Post something random regardless of the quality of the upcoming month honestly I just love an excuse to post this enormous dog
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
i need @homefield.bsky.social to put that UC Irvine script "Eaters" on a crewneck,,, i want a crewneck that just says EATERS
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i need @homefield.bsky.social to put that UC Irvine script "Eaters" on a crewneck,,, i want a crewneck that just says EATERS
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charlie brown's face of serene acceptance of his bullshit life
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
charlie brown's face of serene acceptance of his bullshit life
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
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today i think i'm most thankful for the eternal worm
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
today i think i'm most thankful for the eternal worm
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2002 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: Imma cut this turkey's throat with a blade / tie its legs with rope that's frayed and roast it laid
2025 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: turkey for dinner / murky beginner / lurking with sinners / jerking the winner
2025 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: turkey for dinner / murky beginner / lurking with sinners / jerking the winner
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
2002 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: Imma cut this turkey's throat with a blade / tie its legs with rope that's frayed and roast it laid
2025 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: turkey for dinner / murky beginner / lurking with sinners / jerking the winner
2025 Eminem rapping about Thanksgiving: turkey for dinner / murky beginner / lurking with sinners / jerking the winner
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They should make thanksgiving for girls called thanksgirling
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They should make thanksgiving for girls called thanksgirling
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thank you banks for allowing me to have $20
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
thank you banks for allowing me to have $20
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that girthy cranberry sauce
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
that girthy cranberry sauce
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Reminder that calling these people weird was working
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Reminder that calling these people weird was working
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me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈
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"yimbys are baby hitlers" is such a fucking wild thing to believe at a moment when the feds are trying to both eliminate federal funding for permanent housing and condition the remaining federal housing money on states putting their entire homeless populations into mental institutions and prisons.
sometimes you just need to take a step back and marvel at the absurdity that is the left-NIMBY mindset
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"yimbys are baby hitlers" is such a fucking wild thing to believe at a moment when the feds are trying to both eliminate federal funding for permanent housing and condition the remaining federal housing money on states putting their entire homeless populations into mental institutions and prisons.
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Wise investment advice from the president. Take your fake money to the casino and simply double it. Thank you sir
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wise investment advice from the president. Take your fake money to the casino and simply double it. Thank you sir
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
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sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
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We’re grateful to the millions of Privacy Badger users who are blocking trackers and fighting for a better web! Together, we’re disrupting the business models that fuel online surveillance.
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
We’re grateful to the millions of Privacy Badger users who are blocking trackers and fighting for a better web! Together, we’re disrupting the business models that fuel online surveillance.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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more like chudsgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
more like chudsgiving