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Just caught a guy performatively staring into the middle distance…he wanted me to think he was meditating upon the strange vicissitudes of fate but I could tell he was just a wastoid
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Fuck my shit up, doc. Make me grotesque
D.C. plastic surgeons see surge in "Mar‑a‑Lago face" requests from Trump insiders
"[They] want to look like they had something done."
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Demoncraps
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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That Ortiz and Clase reportedly received the EXACT same dollar amount from fixers — in 2025! — as Shoeless Joe Jackson and Lefty Williams did in 1919 is … completely absurd. And another reason why player salaries have very little to do with why these gambling scandals happen.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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made tortas
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Two panels commemorating the contribution of Black American soldiers towards the liberation of the Netherlands in World War Two have been quietly removed from a cemetery in Limburg. It follows a complaint by right-wing think tank The Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission.
November 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Really great slapstick moment when I just had to go downstairs. I took the stairs, of course, and the handle on the door from the stairwell to the ground floor broke clean off the instant I touched it 👍
The elevator in my apartment building is broken. And yes, for all my Otisheads keeping score out there, it is a Schindler
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The elevator in my apartment building is broken. And yes, for all my Otisheads keeping score out there, it is a Schindler
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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i realized i missed bluesky when i got this the other day
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
1 Michelin star: this place must be incredible
2 Michelin star: pathetic. It’s not 3
3 Michelin star: this place must be incredible
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Your constitutional order isn’t looking so stable anymore, playboy
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It is more financially responsible to turn to your local mobbed up loan shark than this
The Flex Loan, a new type of payday loan pioneered by Advance Financial in Tennessee, allows residents to borrow up to $4,000 at a 279.5% interest rate.

It has burdened low-income borrowers while generating huge profits for lenders.

(Published May with @tennesseelookout.com)
This Lender Said Its Loans Would Help Tennesseans. It Has Sued More Than 110,000 of Them.
The Flex Loan, a type of payday loan pioneered by Advance Financial, has burdened low-income borrowers while generating huge profits for lenders. Tennessee lawmakers declined to rein in the lending bu...
www.propublica.org
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Neglected, persecuted, abused, over 5000 data centers in the US need your help. For just a million dollars a day, you can sponsor a starving data center. You’ll receive a photo of your data center, a monthly letter with your higher electric bill about how it’s doing, and this throw blanket. Call now
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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After a full year of work, this book is out! Cooking in Maximum Security, compiled by Matteo Guidi, is our latest Half Letter Press book and it's beautiful. How do people in Italian prisons cook? This book will show you their recipes and tools used to make them. halfletterpress.com/cooking-in-m...
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I am desperate to egregiously violate the rights of every one of these little piggies
Indian IDOT employee stopped by ICE agents, questioned if he was 'aware' of NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani
Gov. JB Pritzker is speaking out about the incident, which happened Friday morning, calling it another example of President Trump and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem "continuing to question U....
chicago.suntimes.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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mfw i get home from work on friday and sit down on the couch
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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This Pennsylvania county stopped charging people 'lodging fees' for the time they spent in jail. Then commissioners voted to forgive over $65 million in these fees.

“What a light of hope this has been,” said one woman whose son owed $17,000.
This Pennsylvania County Wiped Out Millions in Jail Debt
After Dauphin County ended the practice of charging people while they’re detained in jail, Commissioner Justin Douglas pushed it to forgive more than $65 million in lodging fees.
boltsmag.org
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Check out these guys I saw today
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM