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While this newspaper is not at all a parody, I am glad that my dad subscribed me to it because it is hilarious
A front page article in the Italian Tribune titled “Preserving Ancient Rome” with a photo of Elon Musk looking at the Colosseum captioned “Elon Musk contemplating the vast knowledge that may still be gleaned from the Roman Empire.”
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I am really looking forward to reading this, and I am very pleased with the literature included with my order
“Cooking in Maximum Security” by Matteo Guidi 2 fliers included with my book. The left one says “Abolish ICE” and refers to them as fascist clowns and kidnappers. The right flier says “Loser attack our libraries. Fight for librarians!”
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I found your natural area
Google Maps screenshot showing “Dismal Harmony Natural Area” in New Jersey
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Best album art
Sam & Dave’s “Hold On, I’m Comin”. Sam and Dave are hanging out on the back of a turtle
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Check out these guys I saw today
2 dogs in a stroller/wagon situation
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Pizza beans #pizzabeans #MikesTreats
Pizza beans in a pan
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I had one with some chili crisp eggs recently and it rocked my world
Dutch baby with chili crisp fried eggs inside, next to a bowl of fruit and some potato chorizo hash
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Car with plate holder that says “I’d rather be watching anime”
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Don’t cry for me central Jersey
Car with NJ plate “EVITA”
November 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Type of guy I am
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October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Two of them
2 cats on a cat tree
October 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I’ll throw this one on the pile that I stumbled on and it really warmed my heart
YouTube video titled “If It Ain't One Thing, It's Another - Richard 'Dimples' Fields (HQ)” with a comment saying “Hi...this is Dimples' son Groucho, just saying thanx 4 keepin pops' music & memory alive!!”
October 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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“Why Nelly Furtardo is quitting music”. They spelled her name wrong and featured the article with a photo of Bradley Cooper
October 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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YouTube video titled “Could Bronny James Have Stopped the Mongolian Conquest of Baghdad?”
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Rearranged my breakfast nook
Frederic Church’s gorgeous dining room at his Olana estate in the Hudson Valley
October 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Some of y’all
A quote from Mike Dash’s “Batavia’s Graveyard”: “THE ONLY ADDITIONAL AMENITY WAS A LONG, DUNG-SMEARED ROPE THAT SNAKED THROUGH THE HOLE IN THE LATRINE. THE FRAYED END OF THE ROPE DANGLED IN THE SEA, AND COULD BE HAULED UP AND USED TO WIPE ONESELF CLEAN.”
October 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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YouTube shorts has decided to bless me with the knowledge that Shoenice, the guy who used to chug vodka and eat stuff like handfuls of lit birthday candles in 2010, is now a hardcore maga guy. Very well
Shoenice live-streaming while holding a sign saying “MAGA RIP CHARLIE”
October 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Frank Zamboni, inventor of the modern ice resurfacing machine that changed the games of hockey and ice skating forever
Frank Zamboni holding some ice in front of the machine that bears his name
October 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Normal country
Giant billboard in Tel Aviv with a picture of Trump and text “CYRUS THE GREAT IS ALIVE!”
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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3 hour video essay from Bashar al-Assad exploring the themes in Clair Obscur
Tweet: “Bashar al-Assad now lives quietly in a luxury tower in Moscow, reportedly addicted to spending long hours playing online video games, according to Die Zeit.”
October 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Weekly cutlet haul #MikesTreats
2 trays of baked chicken cutlets, one is parm
October 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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One time Venmo tried to use a tweet of mine and I sought compensation
October 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Sometimes you remember a book and laff
Jonah Goldberg’s 2008 bestselling stinker titled “Liberal Fascism”
October 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM