Patrick Monahan
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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social
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Patrick Monahan
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· Apr 30
are snails bugs
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The reason for the season:
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The reason for the season:
Merry Christmas from a normal man
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Merry Christmas from a normal man
It would be very funny if Kelce doesn’t retire and Taylor Swift spends another season going to watch the Chiefs suck in person
December 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It would be very funny if Kelce doesn’t retire and Taylor Swift spends another season going to watch the Chiefs suck in person
Glazed donut face ass
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Glazed donut face ass
[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[on phone with 911] You guys don’t do figgy pudding delivery do you? Have kind of a situation on the front law—YES HON I CAN HEAR WHAT THEY’RE SINGING
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"i'm not sleeping!!" - the sleeper's lie
November 29, 2024 at 11:51 PM
"i'm not sleeping!!" - the sleeper's lie
The name of these trash cans remind me of a long-ago classic post
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The name of these trash cans remind me of a long-ago classic post
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Really not my fault you trusted your most obsequious vizier, dude. And honestly points to him for effort
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Really not my fault you trusted your most obsequious vizier, dude. And honestly points to him for effort
It really does enhance the viewing experience to know that George Clooney exited JACK FROST after Henson had already locked the snowman face
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It really does enhance the viewing experience to know that George Clooney exited JACK FROST after Henson had already locked the snowman face
Accidentally tapped a chumbox ad in Apple News and excuse me???
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Accidentally tapped a chumbox ad in Apple News and excuse me???
S Tier funny movie sound
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
S Tier funny movie sound
We are lowering this week’s bonus into your enclosure on the main feed as a small gift
🎄Folks, this week’s new episode has everything🎄:
-Rats smoking cannabis to relax 🐀
-Which English speaking country swears the most 🇺🇸🏴🇦🇺
-Getting fired for showing up to work too early ❌
-𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗔 𝗟𝗢𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗚𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗛 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞
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-Rats smoking cannabis to relax 🐀
-Which English speaking country swears the most 🇺🇸🏴🇦🇺
-Getting fired for showing up to work too early ❌
-𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗔 𝗟𝗢𝗧 𝗢𝗙 𝗚𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗛 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞
apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places
December 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We are lowering this week’s bonus into your enclosure on the main feed as a small gift
♫ Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays,
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's family says he's underwent double hernia surgery at a hospital in the country's capital.
Brazilian ex-President Jair Bolsonaro undergoes double hernia surgery
Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro's family says he's underwent double hernia surgery at a hospital in the country's capital.
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December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
♫ Oh there’s no place like home for the holidays,
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Merry Christmas, friends
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Merry Christmas, friends
Marty Christmas folks music.apple.com/us/album/mar...
Marty Supreme (Original Soundtrack) by Daniel Lopatin on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 23 Songs
music.apple.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Marty Christmas folks music.apple.com/us/album/mar...
He will, of course, log.
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He will, of course, log.
Merry Christmas. You will log.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Merry Christmas. You will log.
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500 Muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole. There goes Mr. Bitch.
Heard people on this site talking about how Tiny I am. Wanna take this shit outside?
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
500 Muppets: there goes Mr. Asshole. There goes Mr. Bitch.
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
I had forgotten that the Grinch steals people’s ice cubes. What a bastard
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I had forgotten that the Grinch steals people’s ice cubes. What a bastard
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Warmest holiday wishes to you and yours.
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Warmest holiday wishes to you and yours.
Keep it up brother, everyone is with you
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Keep it up brother, everyone is with you
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO