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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social

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also the venn diagram of people mad they can't understand the lyrics and the people who think born in the usa is about how good america is is a circle
my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
February 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Important news for all the Halloumi Heads - it’s Halloumi’s birthday www.instagram.com/reel/DUjGamw...
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Folks, this week's new episode has everything:

-A Minions music controversy at the Olympics🥇🎶
-Ski jumpers enhancing their dicks ⛷️🍆
-A 3 hour preaching session on a flight ✝️✈️
-The boxer who got his hair piece knocked off💈🥊

& MORE!
apple.co/2yPmdte / spoti.fi/2qSy1Gp / other pod places
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
THE KINGS MEET
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 AM
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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This was the USSR's policy
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Says here that I saw The National at The Studio at Webster Hall 15 years ago tonight but that timeline is obviously wrong,
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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across the pond: Knobert Daft
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Check this out: Robert Crap
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Absolutely crotch-chopping the Patriots-killing TD into the end zone
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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doing commercials used to be a shameful thing that you had to go to Japan to do
matthew mcconaughey, bradley cooper, and parker posey should be in movies, not doing uber eats commercials. pathetic
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Bob Kraft needs to call in an executive order giving the Pats 5 downs
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Google servers overloaded from angry queries like “Puerto Rico part of America true”
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
In this house we will be watching the REAL halftime show - The Sinatra Story
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
“Don’t forget, you have to work tomorrow” - Microsoft/Windows ads
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Right now dozens of guys across America are playing out their fantasy of standing up and suggesting the party watch Kid Rock instead, and everyone enthusiastically agreeing
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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WE'RE BACK! A DINOSAUR'S STORY
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM