John Madden
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"but the dems are the minority!" so pull the fuckin fire alarm man it's right there, johnny knoxville could single-handedly stop them in their tracks
Amazing to live in a country where every day you can watch Republicans gin up issue salience out of nothing but attitude and 4chan posts and a sizeable chunk of people think Democrats' only power is to vote yes or no on bills placed in front of them
January 6, 2026 at 8:53 PM
"but the dems are the minority!" so pull the fuckin fire alarm man it's right there, johnny knoxville could single-handedly stop them in their tracks
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Amazing to live in a country where every day you can watch Republicans gin up issue salience out of nothing but attitude and 4chan posts and a sizeable chunk of people think Democrats' only power is to vote yes or no on bills placed in front of them
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Amazing to live in a country where every day you can watch Republicans gin up issue salience out of nothing but attitude and 4chan posts and a sizeable chunk of people think Democrats' only power is to vote yes or no on bills placed in front of them
whiffing even the easiest questions like watching the harlem globetrotters go up against my dead grandma
RAJU: Do you regret you vote to confirm Marco Rubio?
SCHUMER: I am deeply deeply disappointed in Marco Rubio
(Not a yes!)
SCHUMER: I am deeply deeply disappointed in Marco Rubio
(Not a yes!)
January 6, 2026 at 8:47 PM
whiffing even the easiest questions like watching the harlem globetrotters go up against my dead grandma
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Here's Eve the 3 month old capybara at the Miami Zoo demonstrating one of the OTHER many ways capys have of moving through the water: half-hearted bipedalism.
Note that eyes, ears and nostrils are fully above the water line.
Note that eyes, ears and nostrils are fully above the water line.
a frog is swimming in a body of water and looking at something
Alt: Eve the Capybara from the Miami Zoo is walking on hind legs in water that rises to her nostrils.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Here's Eve the 3 month old capybara at the Miami Zoo demonstrating one of the OTHER many ways capys have of moving through the water: half-hearted bipedalism.
Note that eyes, ears and nostrils are fully above the water line.
Note that eyes, ears and nostrils are fully above the water line.
cook has always been a spineless yes-man and i do love that anything but the fealty itself means so little to trump that here he is a seepy boy while cook grovels
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
cook has always been a spineless yes-man and i do love that anything but the fealty itself means so little to trump that here he is a seepy boy while cook grovels
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bully him more he was about to cry
An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
bully him more he was about to cry
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"don't call ICE the gestapo"
excuse me, i will double down & continue to call them the gestapo as we see more evidence of them being literal nazis
excuse me, i will double down & continue to call them the gestapo as we see more evidence of them being literal nazis
An off-duty ICE agent was just confronted in Minneapolis after people noticed a Nazi SS lightning bolt tattoo on his neck.
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
If you’re proud enough to ink it on your neck, why are you running when people notice?
January 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
"don't call ICE the gestapo"
excuse me, i will double down & continue to call them the gestapo as we see more evidence of them being literal nazis
excuse me, i will double down & continue to call them the gestapo as we see more evidence of them being literal nazis
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If Dems talked like this regularly, we wouldn't have to focus on "how to win close elections in difficult environments." We would have a lot fewer close elections, and a lot fewer difficult environments.
Walz is out of Fs: "Not a single Republican supported this, so every Minnesotan from here on, whoever uses this program, there is no bit of thanks that would go to the R legislators who did all they could to stop this ... our schools have money to pay their teachers? I'll take credit for that too."
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
If Dems talked like this regularly, we wouldn't have to focus on "how to win close elections in difficult environments." We would have a lot fewer close elections, and a lot fewer difficult environments.
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Some dumb chud posted a picture of his first class boarding pass saying he can afford it “thanks to Trump” and someone used the booking info to cancel his flight 😆
He Posted His First Class Boarding Pass To Brag About Trump — So Someone Canceled His Booking - View from the Wing
A man bragged online that he was flying first class “because of Trump” and posted a photo of his boarding pass—complete with the details anyone needs to pull up a trip in many airline “Manage My Booki...
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January 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Some dumb chud posted a picture of his first class boarding pass saying he can afford it “thanks to Trump” and someone used the booking info to cancel his flight 😆
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my gender reveal party
January 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
my gender reveal party
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"GenAI is the futu--
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
"GenAI is the futu--
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you don't hate ai artists enough
![i draw my own stuff! [drawing of fantasy characters]
reply: i improved your pencilslop [ai redrawing of the characters]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5itm7jsyrdqdxizkb4cufqxl/bafkreidoi2d6uhbmmgbszt5bsghsoj32dkeq2ji3jwbfiru4ivrnvragty@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 AM
you don't hate ai artists enough
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This may be the greatest thing I've ever gotten from the thrift store
January 6, 2026 at 1:02 AM
This may be the greatest thing I've ever gotten from the thrift store
heading into a bitty and asking for a smack mom wet pee
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
heading into a bitty and asking for a smack mom wet pee
bill burr apparently did not appreciate my latest comment
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
bill burr apparently did not appreciate my latest comment
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here’s the whole video if you want more context lol
We ate a Wigan kebab - the weirdest meal in the north?
YouTube video by JOE
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
here’s the whole video if you want more context lol
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i know the noises he's making but i can't make heads or tails of them
the best youtube clip in the history of the website
January 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
i know the noises he's making but i can't make heads or tails of them
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this reminded me of smack barm pea wet
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 AM
this reminded me of smack barm pea wet
this man and everyone within two degrees of separation needs to have their assets liquidated and used to begin rebuilding what he's destroyed
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has officially shut down after 58 years following the elimination of its funding under Donald Trump.
It served as the primary funder for PBS Kids.
It served as the primary funder for PBS Kids.
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
this man and everyone within two degrees of separation needs to have their assets liquidated and used to begin rebuilding what he's destroyed
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Okay I found the most depressing post
August 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Okay I found the most depressing post