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High school team defeats other high school team in high school football action

dedicated wife guy do not be horny at me

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Genesis (social media)
Genesis released "Land of Confusion" #OnThisDay in 1986 as a single from "Invisible Touch".
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Damn Joyce
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
junk drawer
victor frankenstein rifling through a barrel of dicks looking for one thats just right
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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I AM TIRED OF EARTH.
THESE PEOPLE.
I AM TIRED OF BEING CAUGHT IN
THE TANGLE OF THEIR LIVES.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
you ever wonder how history would change if john waters ate the turd instead
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
the american people deserve a new senate minority leader with the same kind of energy and no-nonsense forthrightness as hakeem jeffries
Now is the time to fight, not surrender. 🗣️

Schumer must step down from his post as minority leader and allow for new leadership to emerge—someone who is willing to consistently fight for the American people.
Progressive group MoveOn calls on Schumer to step aside
"Inexplicably, some Senate Democrats, under Leader Schumer's watch, decided to surrender."
www.axios.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
tim kaine't
This, from Tim Kaine is HILARIOUS:
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
sheldon shithouse
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Yeah, well, "Scooby-doo can doo-doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter."
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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he’s so shook
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i come from the year cleopatra 2525 and in our history books it's law you have to include (tacky bitch) next to his name
Trump shows off all the gold he has in the Oval Office
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
impressing my friends and acquaintances with my vast knowledge of media and literature by nodding along and saying yep yep mmm hmm thats a good one.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Thanos couldn’t snap me up fast enough if she said this about me
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
reading the second sex and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know i'm an ally
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
see folks the republicans posted the bugs bunny no meme, there's no bugs bunny yes meme so the dems gotta had it to em
I get it. You are pissed but hear me out. This is why Democrats are reopening the government.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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I will never apologize for a post
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
funny story this guy in my department became the manager's store card golden child and they asked him to teach everyone how he did it and six months later he was arrested for credit card fraud - he was signing customers up without their knowledge
working retail sucks bad enough but you ever do opening shifts with floor managers who are a little too into The Brand? cult shit. we had to chant “go, be great, be green” and glazed whoever opened the most store cards like we’re in an MLM bringing on new downstream suckers
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
actually this is the reason dems are caving rn, it's because he's higher up in the air, it makes him seem bigger. it's like when you see a tiger and raise your arms over your head. don't blame the dems, they'll realize he's normal person size later.
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM