Thembo
@thembo.bsky.social
Beloved and renowned expert on all things unusual.
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Do you think Transformer bottoms drive around going to gas stations over and over to keep getting pumped full of car juice
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Do you think Transformer bottoms drive around going to gas stations over and over to keep getting pumped full of car juice
Has anyone tried calling him dRumpf
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Has anyone tried calling him dRumpf
The thing is that the Dem response to Trump has ranged from paralysis to open collaboration. They have surrendered at every turn, usually in advance. No one thinks they can just stop him, but they've yet to signal they even want to.
A lot of people are mad at Schumer for saying this. But he's right. Democrats don't control a single branch of government and they can't pass anything. Only Republicans can rein in Trump because they control both chambers of Congress. Democrats have no cards to play here.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
The thing is that the Dem response to Trump has ranged from paralysis to open collaboration. They have surrendered at every turn, usually in advance. No one thinks they can just stop him, but they've yet to signal they even want to.
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Raises a lot more questions than it answers, Matt
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Raises a lot more questions than it answers, Matt
![(((Woland)))[us flag emoji, Star of David emoji, Ukraine flag emoji] @voland66.bs... 15m
Please, take some pity on dim, uneducated professors and give a direct answer: did communism and fascism kill comparable numbers of people?
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Tell you what, annoying defender of fascism: I'm going to test your good faith by searching for your opinions on the genocide of Palestinians perpetrated by Israel. If you are against that, I'll know your concern is true and I'll answer. If not, I'll quote you with a picture of a farting emoji. Ok?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z26yzeduq24ma5ym7uer3i5w/bafkreicj4wdffnzs4kfsvt2hypbhosngxlu6kxocl3cm5335ceumfx5nuu@jpeg)
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The GOP didn't have the votes for many years but that didn't stop them from pulling out every procedural trick possible while screaming at Dems on TV. And now they're in charge.
Lot of people yelling recently "but we don't have the votes!" True! That doesn't mean "immediately quit." (Also not what propter is saying here, to be clear.) It means create a spectacle, make things cause celebres, make the Republican position untenable.
Create bargaining position and force votes.
Create bargaining position and force votes.
January 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The GOP didn't have the votes for many years but that didn't stop them from pulling out every procedural trick possible while screaming at Dems on TV. And now they're in charge.
There are like 5 conservatives on this website and even out of that tiny sample size it's all guys who say things like this
January 6, 2026 at 12:44 AM
There are like 5 conservatives on this website and even out of that tiny sample size it's all guys who say things like this
You guys aren't going to believe this but I just found a guy on here who namesearches Woody Allen and will show up to scold you if you ask questions about Woody Allen marrying his daughter and associating with Epstein
I just found out there's a guy on here who namesearches Elvis Presley and will show up to scold you if you ask questions about how old Elvis Presley's wife was when they met
January 5, 2026 at 11:05 PM
You guys aren't going to believe this but I just found a guy on here who namesearches Woody Allen and will show up to scold you if you ask questions about Woody Allen marrying his daughter and associating with Epstein
Looking around the world today I cant help but think that maybe we should have less Heated Rivalries and more Calm Collaborations
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Looking around the world today I cant help but think that maybe we should have less Heated Rivalries and more Calm Collaborations
Caught up on Wrestle Kingdom and Tanahashi's last match/ceremony was so incredibly classy and touching. After WWE's crappy sendoff of Cena, it's really nice to see the Ace get such a fantastic tribute
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Caught up on Wrestle Kingdom and Tanahashi's last match/ceremony was so incredibly classy and touching. After WWE's crappy sendoff of Cena, it's really nice to see the Ace get such a fantastic tribute
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IS Thembo.bsky.social YET ANOTHER RUSSIAN TROLL?
It's defending other known RU trolls. They often build sites to appear as if "one of us" - as if Left/Liberals; BUT, their slander of Democrats/Journalists is a huge giveaway.
Thembo
@thembo.bsky.social
"go to therapy"
RU TROLLS NEED THERAPY!
It's defending other known RU trolls. They often build sites to appear as if "one of us" - as if Left/Liberals; BUT, their slander of Democrats/Journalists is a huge giveaway.
Thembo
@thembo.bsky.social
"go to therapy"
RU TROLLS NEED THERAPY!
January 5, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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IT'S PUTIN'S VODKA DRUNK PILL POPPING TROLLS who need "therapy". If you're denying that there are Russian trolls all over bsky, and all USA SM, then I'm afraid it's YOU who needs "therapy'. THAT, or you too are just another ignorant Russian troll. As ALL Russian trolls are very, very ignorant fools.
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
IT'S PUTIN'S VODKA DRUNK PILL POPPING TROLLS who need "therapy". If you're denying that there are Russian trolls all over bsky, and all USA SM, then I'm afraid it's YOU who needs "therapy'. THAT, or you too are just another ignorant Russian troll. As ALL Russian trolls are very, very ignorant fools.
Hi I'm the you tuber you watched ten years ago. Just checking in from my paid and monetized account on the far-right website that is currently generating floods of ai csam. I'm here today to lecture the Left about optics
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Hi I'm the you tuber you watched ten years ago. Just checking in from my paid and monetized account on the far-right website that is currently generating floods of ai csam. I'm here today to lecture the Left about optics
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If you're wondering "what the fuck is she talking about?" It's her saying the left is insane for not calling the Maduro kidnapping and annexation a win.
January 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
If you're wondering "what the fuck is she talking about?" It's her saying the left is insane for not calling the Maduro kidnapping and annexation a win.
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I've still got a long way to just getting back to the "tight but stable" situation I'd been maintaining, so I'm hoping for a little New Year's magic that'll help me not start the year from behind.
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I've still got a long way to just getting back to the "tight but stable" situation I'd been maintaining, so I'm hoping for a little New Year's magic that'll help me not start the year from behind.
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
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"nerdjpg, cait, thembo, some of the other ringleaders" just one of those phrases that kind of lights up my brain
THE FEDERAL POLICE ARE HERE RIGHT NOW SAYING WOW CAIT IS BRAZEN
January 5, 2026 at 2:29 AM
"nerdjpg, cait, thembo, some of the other ringleaders" just one of those phrases that kind of lights up my brain
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I can't stop laughing at the name of this store and I feel bad
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I can't stop laughing at the name of this store and I feel bad
I've still got a long way to just getting back to the "tight but stable" situation I'd been maintaining, so I'm hoping for a little New Year's magic that'll help me not start the year from behind.
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
January 5, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I've still got a long way to just getting back to the "tight but stable" situation I'd been maintaining, so I'm hoping for a little New Year's magic that'll help me not start the year from behind.
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
To those who've helped, including even just boosting, I want to say thank you very much!
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Little worried my driver may have their own agenda for this ride
January 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Little worried my driver may have their own agenda for this ride
How I feel when I get lumped in with accounts like that while I'm busy posting about getting drunk in the Five Guys bathroom
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 AM
How I feel when I get lumped in with accounts like that while I'm busy posting about getting drunk in the Five Guys bathroom