just sold all my bitcoin after the drop. will buy it again after it goes up
February 6, 2026 at 2:29 PM
just sold all my bitcoin after the drop. will buy it again after it goes up
elon has more money than god and he bought twitter and turned it into a pipeline of right wing sewage pointed directly at his mind 24/7. his brain is absolutely cooked. it’s a miracle he can even string sentences together
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
elon has more money than god and he bought twitter and turned it into a pipeline of right wing sewage pointed directly at his mind 24/7. his brain is absolutely cooked. it’s a miracle he can even string sentences together
they say i spent time on j-dawg’s, uh, mr. epstein’s island. that’s a terrible lie. i didn’t even get to use the zip line. i mean if there even was a zip line on the island
Trump: [Trevor Noah] said I spent time on Jeffrey’s— Jeffrey Epstein's island. I didn't. He's a lightweight, this guy, I think he's terrible.
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
they say i spent time on j-dawg’s, uh, mr. epstein’s island. that’s a terrible lie. i didn’t even get to use the zip line. i mean if there even was a zip line on the island
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
if you don’t stop calling us murderers we’ll murder you
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
if you don’t stop calling us murderers we’ll murder you
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one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
tony dokoupil (dressed up as a yellow pikmin with the jigsaw reverse bear trap device attached to his head): and next up on w-whiskey f-fridays... is my m-mother..
me (in a poorly fitting wig and dress): hello my tony dookie pill
tony (fear in his eyes): n-not how it's pronounced.. m-mother...
me (in a poorly fitting wig and dress): hello my tony dookie pill
tony (fear in his eyes): n-not how it's pronounced.. m-mother...
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 PM
tony dokoupil (dressed up as a yellow pikmin with the jigsaw reverse bear trap device attached to his head): and next up on w-whiskey f-fridays... is my m-mother..
me (in a poorly fitting wig and dress): hello my tony dookie pill
tony (fear in his eyes): n-not how it's pronounced.. m-mother...
me (in a poorly fitting wig and dress): hello my tony dookie pill
tony (fear in his eyes): n-not how it's pronounced.. m-mother...
these liberals eat poo to leave their food comfort zone
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
these liberals eat poo to leave their food comfort zone
according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol
![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
i can’t get over how stupid these dudes are. a secret paramilitary force made up of the dumbest guys you’ve ever met
Minneapolis, MN -
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
January 26, 2026 at 5:16 AM
i can’t get over how stupid these dudes are. a secret paramilitary force made up of the dumbest guys you’ve ever met
people in sf are scrunging their bungos. they’re wiring fleebs to their pudbots
The AI evangelists want us all to conveniently forget that they were all telling us we had to buy bored apes or we would be left out of the Economy Of The Future four years ago.
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
people in sf are scrunging their bungos. they’re wiring fleebs to their pudbots
tony dokoupil (dressed as a yellow pikmin and strapped to a chair while a series of images flashes before him on tv): dead battery. soda can. pickle jar
me: welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill!
tony: not how it's pronounced
me (zapping him with a taser): olimar angy
tony: chap stick
me: welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill!
tony: not how it's pronounced
me (zapping him with a taser): olimar angy
tony: chap stick
January 23, 2026 at 6:26 PM
tony dokoupil (dressed as a yellow pikmin and strapped to a chair while a series of images flashes before him on tv): dead battery. soda can. pickle jar
me: welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill!
tony: not how it's pronounced
me (zapping him with a taser): olimar angy
tony: chap stick
me: welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill!
tony: not how it's pronounced
me (zapping him with a taser): olimar angy
tony: chap stick
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 AM
ahh a nice night out at the movies. now time to check my phone and see what our mad pedophile king and his evil scheming viziers are up to
me (recording front facing video on my phone): the internet asked and we delivered! welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill
tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced
me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can
tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced
me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can
January 17, 2026 at 11:22 PM
me (recording front facing video on my phone): the internet asked and we delivered! welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill
tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced
me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can
tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced
me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can
TONY: Welcome to Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil. Here with me to discuss cancel culture on college campuses is Leon Chang. How are you Leon?
ME (taking a sip of whiskey): yuck. do you have any apple juice mr dookie pill
TONY: Not how it's pronounced
ME (taking a sip of whiskey): yuck. do you have any apple juice mr dookie pill
TONY: Not how it's pronounced
January 16, 2026 at 8:37 PM
TONY: Welcome to Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil. Here with me to discuss cancel culture on college campuses is Leon Chang. How are you Leon?
ME (taking a sip of whiskey): yuck. do you have any apple juice mr dookie pill
TONY: Not how it's pronounced
ME (taking a sip of whiskey): yuck. do you have any apple juice mr dookie pill
TONY: Not how it's pronounced
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"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car"
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car"
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
damn that’s crazy what if a bunch of specialists in violence were released into the wild with scant other marketable skills. that would be bad
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 4:23 AM
damn that’s crazy what if a bunch of specialists in violence were released into the wild with scant other marketable skills. that would be bad
just a little more training bro then ice will be okay, i swear just some more training bro i promise, we can reform this
Apparently ICE goons in multi-car caravans are circling Spanish immersion preschools in the city taunting and photographing the parents and neighbors who are patrolling the school perimeter to keep kids safe.
January 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
just a little more training bro then ice will be okay, i swear just some more training bro i promise, we can reform this