schumer asked fetterman to cave and he thought schumer was telling him to go home. just a little morning humor for you ha ha. anyways fuck chuck schumer
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
schumer asked fetterman to cave and he thought schumer was telling him to go home. just a little morning humor for you ha ha. anyways fuck chuck schumer
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
i think i just used up all my umamusume luck on the free riko 10 pull just now. i had kitasan at 3lb too lol
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i think i just used up all my umamusume luck on the free riko 10 pull just now. i had kitasan at 3lb too lol
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![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time
this guy stopped posting after the primary but i’m still going to run another victory lap around him. get fucked loser
Saving this so I can circle back on June 24 and enjoy your socialist tears when he defeats Mamdani.
there are a lot of reasons to not rank cuomo. he's a serial sexual harasser, he covered up nursing home covid deaths, and he would be awful for the mta. but i have to admit i'm not ranking cuomo largely because it would make him so mad if he loses
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
this guy stopped posting after the primary but i’m still going to run another victory lap around him. get fucked loser
pro cuomo guy outside my polling site yesterday was yelling about mamdani "giving away free shit". someone said "did you go to public school" and he went apeshit and shouted "you think public school is free" and then started arguing with a delivery driver. Also he had his six year old son with him
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
pro cuomo guy outside my polling site yesterday was yelling about mamdani "giving away free shit". someone said "did you go to public school" and he went apeshit and shouted "you think public school is free" and then started arguing with a delivery driver. Also he had his six year old son with him
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that
insane ace run with grass wonder for leo cup while testing a new build, 3 speed/2 stam/1 aoi friend card. hit fast learner + medium S. not many great skill procs (right/summer/firm etc) but she has so many golds that they're usually hard to fit in anyways. and *then* i also hit 3* speed 3* long
November 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
insane ace run with grass wonder for leo cup while testing a new build, 3 speed/2 stam/1 aoi friend card. hit fast learner + medium S. not many great skill procs (right/summer/firm etc) but she has so many golds that they're usually hard to fit in anyways. and *then* i also hit 3* speed 3* long
bro you’re so not being a purple monkey in a bubble gum tree right now. i don’t even think you could swing back to me
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
bro you’re so not being a purple monkey in a bubble gum tree right now. i don’t even think you could swing back to me
shohei otani is distracted because he’s training his umamusume aces for the upcoming leo cup in between innings. he has a decent oguri cap but keeps missing groundwork sparks on his summer maru runs which as we all know is very frustrating
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
shohei otani is distracted because he’s training his umamusume aces for the upcoming leo cup in between innings. he has a decent oguri cap but keeps missing groundwork sparks on his summer maru runs which as we all know is very frustrating
tonight’s baseball game will decide who wins the world series
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
tonight’s baseball game will decide who wins the world series
i am enjoying my raisin roll
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
i am enjoying my raisin roll
went to the bakery this morning and they were out of cardamom buns so the guy said how about a raisin roll instead. Ok great and could you shoot me in the dick with a gun afterwards too
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
went to the bakery this morning and they were out of cardamom buns so the guy said how about a raisin roll instead. Ok great and could you shoot me in the dick with a gun afterwards too
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
i am joining the war on the flood on the side of the flood. we will destroy master chief and cortana. those big blue guys with the swords are cool though
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
i am joining the war on the flood on the side of the flood. we will destroy master chief and cortana. those big blue guys with the swords are cool though
to win elections the democrats need to shift even more right than the republicans. that way they can capture moderates and conservatives. and the left should still vote for the democrats
October 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
to win elections the democrats need to shift even more right than the republicans. that way they can capture moderates and conservatives. and the left should still vote for the democrats
the guy who did the original half a press super mario 64 youtube videos just put out an insane video about getting a star by pressing one button and only one button youtu.be/-7VhlsqeeqI?...
Can You Get a Star in Super Mario 64 Using Only ONE Button?
YouTube video by pannenkoek2012
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
the guy who did the original half a press super mario 64 youtube videos just put out an insane video about getting a star by pressing one button and only one button youtu.be/-7VhlsqeeqI?...
dead end ai guys have no ability to perceive art, video games or otherwise. a caveman painting animals understood the human condition better than they do
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
dead end ai guys have no ability to perceive art, video games or otherwise. a caveman painting animals understood the human condition better than they do