i got really into osu a few years back and it kills me that real dedicated pros use a two key keyboard to play it. then i found out some use a three key keyboard

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

this post was actually gom bait. got your ass

as a non 40k player i would 100% watch televised warhammer

at first i was like “what am i supposed to be seeing here, something is casting a shadow over his face”

i already know this but god he’s just so fucking stupid. can’t put a single coherent thought together. barely put on the spot by joe rogan and he starts stammering

me when i don’t get $1 trillion dollars ☹️

i worked for a small company that had an informal “no assholes” hiring policy that coincidentally ended up being mostly women in the office. probably the best work environment i’ve ever been in lol

zohran: we're bringing back 285 kent. we're bringing back glasslands. death by audio. shea stadium. we're bringing back parquet courts and diarrhea planet and blog house and $2 beer and shot deals

everyone i know still calls it the tappan zee bridge lol

oh whoops lol

we should just run more elections to see who else cuomo would lose against

a guy just called into wnyc and spent the whole time saying “mamdani doesn’t have the experience to run this city” and then they asked him who he voted for and he said “oh i voted for zohran, i hate trump he’s a criminal” lol

posting this on bluesky is like leaving halloween chocolate at a dog shelter

would love for him to explain what parts of your photo freak him out