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Fantasy Baseball 2026: Bust-Case Scenarios for First-Round Picks
Bust-case scenarios for 2026 fantasy baseball first-round picks, analyzing risks, more.
www.cbssports.com
Look, your first-round pick will probably not be a bust. He will probably carry your team to glory.
But *someone’s* first-round pick is going to be a bust. Here’s how it could happen for each of the top-14 players in fantasy this year: www.cbssports.com/fantasy/base...
But *someone’s* first-round pick is going to be a bust. Here’s how it could happen for each of the top-14 players in fantasy this year: www.cbssports.com/fantasy/base...
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January 26, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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I’ve had a bunch of folks ask about a Winter Olympics starter pack. So here’s one: go.bsky.app/H39APXB
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I’ve had a bunch of folks ask about a Winter Olympics starter pack. So here’s one: go.bsky.app/H39APXB
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I was too distracted to post this right after the TD so I’ll do it now:
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I was too distracted to post this right after the TD so I’ll do it now:
Still have no heat in my apartment, so I’m eating soup while draped in a blanket like some dickensian street urchin
January 26, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Still have no heat in my apartment, so I’m eating soup while draped in a blanket like some dickensian street urchin
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What the Berries And Cream Lad looks like today will SHOCK you
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 12:12 AM
What the Berries And Cream Lad looks like today will SHOCK you
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i, for one, have no issue with this and am in fact quite proud of myself for finding Waldo's friend Wildo in the wild-o
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 12:07 AM
i, for one, have no issue with this and am in fact quite proud of myself for finding Waldo's friend Wildo in the wild-o
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So proud of my little brother, he's got a role as a Henchman in his middle school's production of Dick Tracy
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 26, 2026 at 12:09 AM
So proud of my little brother, he's got a role as a Henchman in his middle school's production of Dick Tracy
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except the women (esp Sarah Nurse)
January 26, 2026 at 12:05 AM
except the women (esp Sarah Nurse)
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go on one alt-right streamer's show, start looking like you're in WarioWare
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
go on one alt-right streamer's show, start looking like you're in WarioWare
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Everyone is making fun of this but I hope I look that good when I'm Fran Lebowitz's age
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Everyone is making fun of this but I hope I look that good when I'm Fran Lebowitz's age
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Agreed! Normalize doing the bare minimum to satisfy the business casual rules while staying comfy and looking like Jake from State Farm!!!
January 25, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Agreed! Normalize doing the bare minimum to satisfy the business casual rules while staying comfy and looking like Jake from State Farm!!!
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seriously, that he thinks this is a look work spending money on is hard confirmation that he’s an andrew tate guy
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:52 PM
seriously, that he thinks this is a look work spending money on is hard confirmation that he’s an andrew tate guy
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Dressed like a mega church pastor headed to court for embezzling $10 million
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Dressed like a mega church pastor headed to court for embezzling $10 million
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So a fun thing we did with the Vikings my first year was called the “dead man’s suit” game. It was our last away game of the year, and you were supposed to wear the worst suit you owned (i.e. a suit you wouldn’t be caught dead in).
Not sure I’d do that for the NFCCG though.
Not sure I’d do that for the NFCCG though.
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:50 PM
So a fun thing we did with the Vikings my first year was called the “dead man’s suit” game. It was our last away game of the year, and you were supposed to wear the worst suit you owned (i.e. a suit you wouldn’t be caught dead in).
Not sure I’d do that for the NFCCG though.
Not sure I’d do that for the NFCCG though.
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Did Carrot Top die his hair black?
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Did Carrot Top die his hair black?
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I have a concussion, baby, yeah!
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I have a concussion, baby, yeah!
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I will have no choice but to become a reactionary if pro athletes don’t start dressing like normal people
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I will have no choice but to become a reactionary if pro athletes don’t start dressing like normal people
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Lord Farquaad after listening to Andrew Tate:
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Lord Farquaad after listening to Andrew Tate:
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out here looking like he's a junior global pastor of teen outreach, Righteous Gemstones ass outfit
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:46 PM
out here looking like he's a junior global pastor of teen outreach, Righteous Gemstones ass outfit
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ladies and gentlemen, the great fran lebowitz
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:46 PM
ladies and gentlemen, the great fran lebowitz
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Me walking into Girls State circa 2000
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Me walking into Girls State circa 2000
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Rumble streamer Jack White can't hurt you, Rumble streamer Jack White isn't real
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Rumble streamer Jack White can't hurt you, Rumble streamer Jack White isn't real