when i realized why he was crying on the life preserver and what the next bit was going to be
January 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
when i realized why he was crying on the life preserver and what the next bit was going to be
Football is so cool sometimes
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Football is so cool sometimes
This guy is 37 years old, come on now
January 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
This guy is 37 years old, come on now
Going there as a pilgrimage. Instead of lighting incense you stand and solemnly (mid-westernly) blast a Marlboro Red
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Going there as a pilgrimage. Instead of lighting incense you stand and solemnly (mid-westernly) blast a Marlboro Red
for the 4 people out there that will get this:
This is a Disgaea-ass name
This is a Disgaea-ass name
Atticus Sappington is the best kicker of all time whose name evokes both Harper Lee and maple syrup
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
for the 4 people out there that will get this:
This is a Disgaea-ass name
This is a Disgaea-ass name
Tim Burton's Batman ass Mayor (complementary)
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Tim Burton's Batman ass Mayor (complementary)
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Happy New Year already found 2026’s official jam
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Happy New Year already found 2026’s official jam
Who's the funniest person to see celebrate New Years on TV with Ryan Seacrest is questioned and answered all at once with Russell Wilson! Incredible call by ABC here
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Who's the funniest person to see celebrate New Years on TV with Ryan Seacrest is questioned and answered all at once with Russell Wilson! Incredible call by ABC here
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"New Year" is pretty optimistic framing. Should just be called Next Year. Happy next year
December 31, 2024 at 9:39 PM
"New Year" is pretty optimistic framing. Should just be called Next Year. Happy next year
Why is it so hard to say "the piece of shit lady is a piece of shit" why we gotta thread the needle on this? Like I'm sure if you ask him Aaron Rodgers is also pro liberalism, but thats not gonna stop me from telling him he sucks if I ever see him out in public
December 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Why is it so hard to say "the piece of shit lady is a piece of shit" why we gotta thread the needle on this? Like I'm sure if you ask him Aaron Rodgers is also pro liberalism, but thats not gonna stop me from telling him he sucks if I ever see him out in public
come on, this is silly, everyone knows that red is for HP and is therefore good to drink, just like blue is for MP
I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
come on, this is silly, everyone knows that red is for HP and is therefore good to drink, just like blue is for MP
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Fitting in on Bluesky by pretending I knew all along about the political views of somebody whose biggest movie was 60 years ago. Also I just looked up when her biggest movie was because I didn't know. Probably never would've heard of it otherwise. But I assure you I knew her political views
Chappell Roan shares follow-up story after deleting Brigitte Bardot tribute post:
“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
December 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Fitting in on Bluesky by pretending I knew all along about the political views of somebody whose biggest movie was 60 years ago. Also I just looked up when her biggest movie was because I didn't know. Probably never would've heard of it otherwise. But I assure you I knew her political views
Whatever happened in the space between the plywood wall and the real wall back there is none of my business
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Whatever happened in the space between the plywood wall and the real wall back there is none of my business
Defence-pilled bozos look away
This game is spectacular
This game is spectacular
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Defence-pilled bozos look away
This game is spectacular
This game is spectacular
This portends a sort of Pop Tarts Joker
Post-credit scene... The Pop-Tart that didn't wanna die is coming back?
As a villain? Does not wanting to be killed and consumed make one a villain in the Pop-Tarts Universe? Or does he want to be more than just raised as heavily processed livestock?🤔
TUNE IN NEXT YEAR!
As a villain? Does not wanting to be killed and consumed make one a villain in the Pop-Tarts Universe? Or does he want to be more than just raised as heavily processed livestock?🤔
TUNE IN NEXT YEAR!
December 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This portends a sort of Pop Tarts Joker
Kinda fucked around and made a perfect smoked prime rib
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Kinda fucked around and made a perfect smoked prime rib
And your face looked like something death brought in his suitcase
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
And your face looked like something death brought in his suitcase
Dr Maybe
From Russia with Like
Bronzefinger
lightrain ball
You only live a long and happy life
On her Majesties regular service
etc.
From Russia with Like
Bronzefinger
lightrain ball
You only live a long and happy life
On her Majesties regular service
etc.
make a bond movie casual
casino normale
casino normale
Make a Bond movie casual
Dr. Nope
Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Dr Maybe
From Russia with Like
Bronzefinger
lightrain ball
You only live a long and happy life
On her Majesties regular service
etc.
From Russia with Like
Bronzefinger
lightrain ball
You only live a long and happy life
On her Majesties regular service
etc.
watching You only live twice and Donald Pleasence is such a little prick in it. when you're making a movie in the 60's to the 90's and you needed a shithead little prick to hang out bumbling about you have to call Donald Pleasence first second and third
December 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
watching You only live twice and Donald Pleasence is such a little prick in it. when you're making a movie in the 60's to the 90's and you needed a shithead little prick to hang out bumbling about you have to call Donald Pleasence first second and third
well fuck, now it's time to listen to Energy at 10am
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
well fuck, now it's time to listen to Energy at 10am
the thing that appalls me most of all is doing this using the name Defiant, the finest attack cruiser The Federation ever produced.
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the thing that appalls me most of all is doing this using the name Defiant, the finest attack cruiser The Federation ever produced.
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