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doctorised hyperdilettante | sorceress of matdjqchiqqcchhkk (“magic”) | fan of king monkey | girl, trans type | 39 | member of the least understandable, least relatable poster hall of fame | most bisexual trans girl on bluesky | 🦔 <- look at this cutie
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There Will Be Smurf
They Smurf Horses, Don't They?
Smurfhog Day
Honey, I Smurfed The Kids
They Smurf Horses, Don't They?
Smurfhog Day
Honey, I Smurfed The Kids
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 AM
There Will Be Smurf
They Smurf Horses, Don't They?
Smurfhog Day
Honey, I Smurfed The Kids
They Smurf Horses, Don't They?
Smurfhog Day
Honey, I Smurfed The Kids
All The Pretty Smurfes
Smurf Meridian
No Country for Smurfettes
Smurf Meridian
No Country for Smurfettes
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 AM
All The Pretty Smurfes
Smurf Meridian
No Country for Smurfettes
Smurf Meridian
No Country for Smurfettes
HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY HAVE FULL RANGE OF MOTION IN MY NECK that is fucked up
no but seriously, meditation has opened up so much physical relaxation that i’m randomly getting surprise pain from all sorts of places where a nerve has discovered it was actually meant to be in an entirely different position this whole time hahaha
February 4, 2026 at 8:34 AM
HOLY SHIT I ACTUALLY HAVE FULL RANGE OF MOTION IN MY NECK that is fucked up
no but seriously, meditation has opened up so much physical relaxation that i’m randomly getting surprise pain from all sorts of places where a nerve has discovered it was actually meant to be in an entirely different position this whole time hahaha
February 4, 2026 at 8:29 AM
no but seriously, meditation has opened up so much physical relaxation that i’m randomly getting surprise pain from all sorts of places where a nerve has discovered it was actually meant to be in an entirely different position this whole time hahaha
the time for respectability is over
The Age of Gremlinhood has begun!
The Age of Gremlinhood has begun!
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
the time for respectability is over
The Age of Gremlinhood has begun!
The Age of Gremlinhood has begun!
it may surprise you to learn that this doesn’t apply to me, yet
If you are now or have ever been erotically tormented by an occult object, you may be eligible for a $20 Arby's gift card.
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
it may surprise you to learn that this doesn’t apply to me, yet
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i think that other trans woman on the train CLOCKED me
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
i think that other trans woman on the train CLOCKED me
a touch of regular madness is great inoculation against poster’s madness, but too much has the opposite effect
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
a touch of regular madness is great inoculation against poster’s madness, but too much has the opposite effect
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You think of you got someone to gape the right way you could blow on it to make the bottle sound?
February 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
You think of you got someone to gape the right way you could blow on it to make the bottle sound?
what would you prefer: cum with a consistent texture (but it’s crunchy) or cum with an inconsistent texture (mostly smooth, but a little crunchy)
February 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
what would you prefer: cum with a consistent texture (but it’s crunchy) or cum with an inconsistent texture (mostly smooth, but a little crunchy)
day eighty seven went quite well, physical discipline despite strong potential distractions, avoiding getting caught up in construction noise outside, good awareness helping to work against dullness and sleepiness. and the focus was okay, but more importantly my intention was persistent.
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
day eighty seven went quite well, physical discipline despite strong potential distractions, avoiding getting caught up in construction noise outside, good awareness helping to work against dullness and sleepiness. and the focus was okay, but more importantly my intention was persistent.
[finishing up meditation to go get dicked down]
“enough dharma, it’s time for some greg 😈”
“enough dharma, it’s time for some greg 😈”
February 3, 2026 at 11:16 AM
[finishing up meditation to go get dicked down]
“enough dharma, it’s time for some greg 😈”
“enough dharma, it’s time for some greg 😈”
i don’t know who needs to hear this but
unclench your buttcheeks
unclench your buttcheeks
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
i don’t know who needs to hear this but
unclench your buttcheeks
unclench your buttcheeks
i shan’t lie: this physical relaxation benefit of meditation still rules
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 AM
i shan’t lie: this physical relaxation benefit of meditation still rules
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I was involved in a drug deal gone wrong* today
*a gust of wind blew my money away and I had to prance after it down the street while the guy laughed at me
*a gust of wind blew my money away and I had to prance after it down the street while the guy laughed at me
February 3, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I was involved in a drug deal gone wrong* today
*a gust of wind blew my money away and I had to prance after it down the street while the guy laughed at me
*a gust of wind blew my money away and I had to prance after it down the street while the guy laughed at me
but seriously, we like to make fun of kevin smith here for that obscene post, yet the man has credentials
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 AM
but seriously, we like to make fun of kevin smith here for that obscene post, yet the man has credentials
you: “mallrats is so unbelievable, how could that comic book loser get a girl as hot as shannen doherty?”
kevin smith: “ma’am, it was basically autobiography”
kevin smith: “ma’am, it was basically autobiography”
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
you: “mallrats is so unbelievable, how could that comic book loser get a girl as hot as shannen doherty?”
kevin smith: “ma’am, it was basically autobiography”
kevin smith: “ma’am, it was basically autobiography”
why do i imagine him speaking with a borat voice
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 6:40 AM
why do i imagine him speaking with a borat voice
you can’t be just regular levels of things with regular levels of gross. like you can be hyper-cutesy and hyper-gross, but god help you for trying to be regular cutesy and regular gross.
February 3, 2026 at 6:36 AM
you can’t be just regular levels of things with regular levels of gross. like you can be hyper-cutesy and hyper-gross, but god help you for trying to be regular cutesy and regular gross.
the current impossibility of marginal political improvements is simply this:
1. give X billion per year in subsidy/tax relief to interest group
2. try to take subsidy/tax relief away
3. interest group spends X billion/10 on advertising against you
4. you lose office
that’s a broken democracy
1. give X billion per year in subsidy/tax relief to interest group
2. try to take subsidy/tax relief away
3. interest group spends X billion/10 on advertising against you
4. you lose office
that’s a broken democracy
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 AM
the current impossibility of marginal political improvements is simply this:
1. give X billion per year in subsidy/tax relief to interest group
2. try to take subsidy/tax relief away
3. interest group spends X billion/10 on advertising against you
4. you lose office
that’s a broken democracy
1. give X billion per year in subsidy/tax relief to interest group
2. try to take subsidy/tax relief away
3. interest group spends X billion/10 on advertising against you
4. you lose office
that’s a broken democracy
day eighty six started and ended with good focus, but i got distracted by magickal birthday plans half-way through 😛 great physical discipline though - the automatic lights turned off! 😂
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
February 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
day eighty six started and ended with good focus, but i got distracted by magickal birthday plans half-way through 😛 great physical discipline though - the automatic lights turned off! 😂
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My ex-spouse and I both transitioned so now I’m my own ex-wife or some shit
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
My ex-spouse and I both transitioned so now I’m my own ex-wife or some shit
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MAN WHO DREAMS HE IS A BUTTERFLY: ah, i just had the most wonderful dream! the flowers are so beautiful & fragrant in spring 🥰
BUTTERFLY WHO DREAMS HE IS A MAN: oh god. more emails 😭
BUTTERFLY WHO DREAMS HE IS A MAN: oh god. more emails 😭
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
MAN WHO DREAMS HE IS A BUTTERFLY: ah, i just had the most wonderful dream! the flowers are so beautiful & fragrant in spring 🥰
BUTTERFLY WHO DREAMS HE IS A MAN: oh god. more emails 😭
BUTTERFLY WHO DREAMS HE IS A MAN: oh god. more emails 😭