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doctorised hyperdilettante | sorceress of matdjqchiqqcchhkk (“magic”) | fan of king monkey | girl, trans type | 39 | member of the least understandable, least relatable poster hall of fame | most bisexual trans girl on bluesky | 🦔 <- look at this cutie
[finishing up meditation to go get dicked down]
“enough dharma, it’s time for some greg 😈”
“enough dharma, it’s time for some greg 😈”
February 3, 2026 at 11:16 AM
[finishing up meditation to go get dicked down]
“enough dharma, it’s time for some greg 😈”
“enough dharma, it’s time for some greg 😈”
i don’t know who needs to hear this but
unclench your buttcheeks
unclench your buttcheeks
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
i don’t know who needs to hear this but
unclench your buttcheeks
unclench your buttcheeks
i shan’t lie: this physical relaxation benefit of meditation still rules
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 AM
i shan’t lie: this physical relaxation benefit of meditation still rules
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I was involved in a drug deal gone wrong* today
*a gust of wind blew my money away and I had to prance after it down the street while the guy laughed at me
*a gust of wind blew my money away and I had to prance after it down the street while the guy laughed at me
February 3, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I was involved in a drug deal gone wrong* today
*a gust of wind blew my money away and I had to prance after it down the street while the guy laughed at me
*a gust of wind blew my money away and I had to prance after it down the street while the guy laughed at me
but seriously, we like to make fun of kevin smith here for that obscene post, yet the man has credentials
February 3, 2026 at 9:01 AM
but seriously, we like to make fun of kevin smith here for that obscene post, yet the man has credentials
you: “mallrats is so unbelievable, how could that comic book loser get a girl as hot as shannen doherty?”
kevin smith: “ma’am, it was basically autobiography”
kevin smith: “ma’am, it was basically autobiography”
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
you: “mallrats is so unbelievable, how could that comic book loser get a girl as hot as shannen doherty?”
kevin smith: “ma’am, it was basically autobiography”
kevin smith: “ma’am, it was basically autobiography”
why do i imagine him speaking with a borat voice
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 6:40 AM
why do i imagine him speaking with a borat voice
you can’t be just regular levels of things with regular levels of gross. like you can be hyper-cutesy and hyper-gross, but god help you for trying to be regular cutesy and regular gross.
February 3, 2026 at 6:36 AM
you can’t be just regular levels of things with regular levels of gross. like you can be hyper-cutesy and hyper-gross, but god help you for trying to be regular cutesy and regular gross.
the current impossibility of marginal political improvements is simply this:
1. give X billion per year in subsidy/tax relief to interest group
2. try to take subsidy/tax relief away
3. interest group spends X billion/10 on advertising against you
4. you lose office
that’s a broken democracy
1. give X billion per year in subsidy/tax relief to interest group
2. try to take subsidy/tax relief away
3. interest group spends X billion/10 on advertising against you
4. you lose office
that’s a broken democracy
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 AM
the current impossibility of marginal political improvements is simply this:
1. give X billion per year in subsidy/tax relief to interest group
2. try to take subsidy/tax relief away
3. interest group spends X billion/10 on advertising against you
4. you lose office
that’s a broken democracy
1. give X billion per year in subsidy/tax relief to interest group
2. try to take subsidy/tax relief away
3. interest group spends X billion/10 on advertising against you
4. you lose office
that’s a broken democracy
day eighty six started and ended with good focus, but i got distracted by magickal birthday plans half-way through 😛 great physical discipline though - the automatic lights turned off! 😂
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
February 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
day eighty six started and ended with good focus, but i got distracted by magickal birthday plans half-way through 😛 great physical discipline though - the automatic lights turned off! 😂
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My ex-spouse and I both transitioned so now I’m my own ex-wife or some shit
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
My ex-spouse and I both transitioned so now I’m my own ex-wife or some shit
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MAN WHO DREAMS HE IS A BUTTERFLY: ah, i just had the most wonderful dream! the flowers are so beautiful & fragrant in spring 🥰
BUTTERFLY WHO DREAMS HE IS A MAN: oh god. more emails 😭
BUTTERFLY WHO DREAMS HE IS A MAN: oh god. more emails 😭
February 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
MAN WHO DREAMS HE IS A BUTTERFLY: ah, i just had the most wonderful dream! the flowers are so beautiful & fragrant in spring 🥰
BUTTERFLY WHO DREAMS HE IS A MAN: oh god. more emails 😭
BUTTERFLY WHO DREAMS HE IS A MAN: oh god. more emails 😭
girl who swears an oath to only achieve buddhahood after she has finished having all the fun
partysattva
partysattva
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
girl who swears an oath to only achieve buddhahood after she has finished having all the fun
partysattva
partysattva
i hesitate to say “this is me”, but…
my sexuality is basically like imagine the corny version of hotness from like a direct to VHS movie but it's so corny there's a wholesomeness to it, but it's also very blatant like, this is for sex appeal, but the actress seems genuinely confident? it's that. that's what I'm most attracted to.
February 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
i hesitate to say “this is me”, but…
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after the tiny humans and i, the deluge
February 2, 2026 at 2:39 AM
after the tiny humans and i, the deluge
day eighty five was very fine indeed. good focus through most of the hour, even with some construction noise starting outside. deep relaxation and good physical discipline. vyvanse definitely helped this one, but it was the strong intention that carried me through.
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
day eighty five was very fine indeed. good focus through most of the hour, even with some construction noise starting outside. deep relaxation and good physical discipline. vyvanse definitely helped this one, but it was the strong intention that carried me through.
ben shapiro’s opinions on WAP were a form of non-grool meditation
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
ben shapiro’s opinions on WAP were a form of non-grool meditation
“this will fix me” and it’s just meditating for longer and more often
February 1, 2026 at 11:38 AM
“this will fix me” and it’s just meditating for longer and more often
is it a bit on the nose that when i drew tarot cards for this year (one per month and one for the year overall) that for the month i turn 40 i drew the queen of wands?
February 1, 2026 at 11:04 AM
is it a bit on the nose that when i drew tarot cards for this year (one per month and one for the year overall) that for the month i turn 40 i drew the queen of wands?
note: kind of hot in parts, though, right?
just watched “Mulholland Drive” (2001), and i’m not even going to pretend i have a solid interpretation of that movie after one watch 😛
February 1, 2026 at 9:47 AM
note: kind of hot in parts, though, right?
just watched “Mulholland Drive” (2001), and i’m not even going to pretend i have a solid interpretation of that movie after one watch 😛
February 1, 2026 at 9:33 AM
just watched “Mulholland Drive” (2001), and i’m not even going to pretend i have a solid interpretation of that movie after one watch 😛
it’s fun to be a social media pocket dimension
February 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
it’s fun to be a social media pocket dimension
me, lightly putting FODMAPS into my belly: stomach please accept this danger food so i feel good
stomach, her farts enormous: you SICK stomach? you fill her body with the taco? oh! oh! diarrhoea for mother! diarrhoea for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
stomach, her farts enormous: you SICK stomach? you fill her body with the taco? oh! oh! diarrhoea for mother! diarrhoea for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
me, lightly putting FODMAPS into my belly: stomach please accept this danger food so i feel good
stomach, her farts enormous: you SICK stomach? you fill her body with the taco? oh! oh! diarrhoea for mother! diarrhoea for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
stomach, her farts enormous: you SICK stomach? you fill her body with the taco? oh! oh! diarrhoea for mother! diarrhoea for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
just watched “The Last Movie” (1971), a fascinating exercise in self-indulgence by Dennis Hopper. some absolutely beautiful imagery, and the rest is a disorientating garble that is mostly incoherent but occasionally fourth wall breaking genius. watch it alone.
February 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
just watched “The Last Movie” (1971), a fascinating exercise in self-indulgence by Dennis Hopper. some absolutely beautiful imagery, and the rest is a disorientating garble that is mostly incoherent but occasionally fourth wall breaking genius. watch it alone.