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apparently yesterday’s rage was just a premonition allowing me to pre-vent about news today. how convenient!
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
apparently yesterday’s rage was just a premonition allowing me to pre-vent about news today. how convenient!
two now, sitting and doing nothing is not so bad, ngl
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
two now, sitting and doing nothing is not so bad, ngl
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CAMPBELL: That's the COLORING BOOK Snake. You can use CRAYONS to fill in the drawings inside with color.
NAOMI: Use whatever colors you believe to be appropriate for the images within its pages. Be creative. Use your imagination.
CAMPBELL: Try to stay inside the lines.
SNAKE: ...Inside the lines?
NAOMI: Use whatever colors you believe to be appropriate for the images within its pages. Be creative. Use your imagination.
CAMPBELL: Try to stay inside the lines.
SNAKE: ...Inside the lines?
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
CAMPBELL: That's the COLORING BOOK Snake. You can use CRAYONS to fill in the drawings inside with color.
NAOMI: Use whatever colors you believe to be appropriate for the images within its pages. Be creative. Use your imagination.
CAMPBELL: Try to stay inside the lines.
SNAKE: ...Inside the lines?
NAOMI: Use whatever colors you believe to be appropriate for the images within its pages. Be creative. Use your imagination.
CAMPBELL: Try to stay inside the lines.
SNAKE: ...Inside the lines?
you’d think a day started with an hour of meditation would mean not raging out hard later on, but apparently i’m built different
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
you’d think a day started with an hour of meditation would mean not raging out hard later on, but apparently i’m built different
okay, that’s one down. the working begins!
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
okay, that’s one down. the working begins!
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i think i should get to punch influencers if i buy something because of their posts and it doesn’t work
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
i think i should get to punch influencers if i buy something because of their posts and it doesn’t work
read “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Tempest” today, and it was an amazing parting “fuck you” to the comics industry, which i think a lot of the audience missed the point of
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
read “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Tempest” today, and it was an amazing parting “fuck you” to the comics industry, which i think a lot of the audience missed the point of
girl who seeks non-dual experiences to make her solipsism more powerful
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
girl who seeks non-dual experiences to make her solipsism more powerful
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"do you speak esperanto?"
"no crocodiles!"
"no crocodiles!"
November 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"do you speak esperanto?"
"no crocodiles!"
"no crocodiles!"
this mantra seems as good as any for my meditation…
Obese transsexual seeks Godhood.
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
this mantra seems as good as any for my meditation…
i love being introduced to a girl who is clearly on HRT but apparently still boymoding and everyone else being “oh yeah, that’s manny, our man friend, he’s really cool, not like most guys” while i just sit there perfectly still lest i blow her tissue thin cover
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i love being introduced to a girl who is clearly on HRT but apparently still boymoding and everyone else being “oh yeah, that’s manny, our man friend, he’s really cool, not like most guys” while i just sit there perfectly still lest i blow her tissue thin cover
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
good GOD do i want a better world for future generations
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
good GOD do i want a better world for future generations
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(me, after realizing something fairly obvious) I must tell the ignorant masses of my great discovery!
November 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
(me, after realizing something fairly obvious) I must tell the ignorant masses of my great discovery!
i’m so happy for my partners that aloof wives are in right now because that end of day vyvanse crash makes me aloof as hell
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i’m so happy for my partners that aloof wives are in right now because that end of day vyvanse crash makes me aloof as hell
virgin classic scientific text: out-of-print, in three libraries in a restricted collection for review by appointment
chad classic magical text: constantly pirated cheap versions in an old bad translation, one premium version that costs $500,000 in a new good translation with commentary
chad classic magical text: constantly pirated cheap versions in an old bad translation, one premium version that costs $500,000 in a new good translation with commentary
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
virgin classic scientific text: out-of-print, in three libraries in a restricted collection for review by appointment
chad classic magical text: constantly pirated cheap versions in an old bad translation, one premium version that costs $500,000 in a new good translation with commentary
chad classic magical text: constantly pirated cheap versions in an old bad translation, one premium version that costs $500,000 in a new good translation with commentary
it depends on the day, but frequently…
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
it depends on the day, but frequently…
i’ve decided my supervillain name is “Exquisite Brick”
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
i’ve decided my supervillain name is “Exquisite Brick”
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Puppygirl Aleister Crowley - call her the Master Therian
November 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Puppygirl Aleister Crowley - call her the Master Therian
reporter 1: i heard aleister crowley consorts with the devil
reporter 2: i heard he eats babies!
aleister crowley: yeah! i heard he [redacted]s [redacted]s and then [redacted]s their [redacted]!
reporters: whoOoOooaAa!
[enter three new members of the A.’.A.’.]
reporter 2: i heard he eats babies!
aleister crowley: yeah! i heard he [redacted]s [redacted]s and then [redacted]s their [redacted]!
reporters: whoOoOooaAa!
[enter three new members of the A.’.A.’.]
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
reporter 1: i heard aleister crowley consorts with the devil
reporter 2: i heard he eats babies!
aleister crowley: yeah! i heard he [redacted]s [redacted]s and then [redacted]s their [redacted]!
reporters: whoOoOooaAa!
[enter three new members of the A.’.A.’.]
reporter 2: i heard he eats babies!
aleister crowley: yeah! i heard he [redacted]s [redacted]s and then [redacted]s their [redacted]!
reporters: whoOoOooaAa!
[enter three new members of the A.’.A.’.]
i reckon i’m among the top 5% coolest doctors on this website, even after the drop from making this post
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
i reckon i’m among the top 5% coolest doctors on this website, even after the drop from making this post
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noisy miner in tree next to my house: *posting to bluejay* HEY PRETTY LADY, I HATE TO SEE YOU GO BUT I LOVE TO WATCH YOU LEAVE SEND TWEET
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
noisy miner in tree next to my house: *posting to bluejay* HEY PRETTY LADY, I HATE TO SEE YOU GO BUT I LOVE TO WATCH YOU LEAVE SEND TWEET
i sure can’t 😅
the human brain is truly incredible. it can be capable of producing sublime truths about the universe, and also a version of "We Will Rock You" where they sing "We will, we will cuck you". you cannot turn that feature off
November 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i sure can’t 😅
australian check
AM I EVER GONNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN?!
AM I EVER GONNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN?!
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
australian check
AM I EVER GONNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN?!
AM I EVER GONNA SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN?!