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this feels like an ad read frasier crane would have to do to advertise trans girls
“Leaving the dick for you to enjoy in a feminine setting.”
fucking chasers
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 PM
this feels like an ad read frasier crane would have to do to advertise trans girls
just watched “Weird Science” (1985), very much a movie from history that is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay creepier in current year, yikes. also, once again, Kevin Smith really liked John Hughes movies, huh?
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 AM
just watched “Weird Science” (1985), very much a movie from history that is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay creepier in current year, yikes. also, once again, Kevin Smith really liked John Hughes movies, huh?
uhhhh i dropped my bicalutamide into a little container and it landed on its side and stayed upright 😰
January 31, 2026 at 10:44 AM
uhhhh i dropped my bicalutamide into a little container and it landed on its side and stayed upright 😰
too many problems are due to some people never accepting that being a human being is the most embarrassing thing in the entire fucking universe and there is no cure
January 31, 2026 at 10:36 AM
too many problems are due to some people never accepting that being a human being is the most embarrassing thing in the entire fucking universe and there is no cure
just watched “F for Fake” (1975), a docudrama by Orson Welles about forgery and fakery that is absolutely delightful. once again i lament that i never got a chance to seduce 50-something Orson Welles 😔
January 31, 2026 at 9:16 AM
just watched “F for Fake” (1975), a docudrama by Orson Welles about forgery and fakery that is absolutely delightful. once again i lament that i never got a chance to seduce 50-something Orson Welles 😔
also, while arnold wasn’t much for delivering dialogue, his style of physical acting is actually kind of perfect for this thing?
just watched “Conan The Barbarian” (1982) for the first time in a loooooong time and it really goes on and on, huh? absolutely the most “dudes rock” fantasy movie ever made, made at the exact point in time that this specific adaptation could possibly have been made.
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 AM
also, while arnold wasn’t much for delivering dialogue, his style of physical acting is actually kind of perfect for this thing?
just watched “Conan The Barbarian” (1982) for the first time in a loooooong time and it really goes on and on, huh? absolutely the most “dudes rock” fantasy movie ever made, made at the exact point in time that this specific adaptation could possibly have been made.
January 31, 2026 at 6:35 AM
just watched “Conan The Barbarian” (1982) for the first time in a loooooong time and it really goes on and on, huh? absolutely the most “dudes rock” fantasy movie ever made, made at the exact point in time that this specific adaptation could possibly have been made.
okay, i do draws from two different decks for my weekly tarot spreads, and you have to admit it tracks for this hangover that the RWS draw for today was 5 of pentacles 😂
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 AM
okay, i do draws from two different decks for my weekly tarot spreads, and you have to admit it tracks for this hangover that the RWS draw for today was 5 of pentacles 😂
supplementary 45-minute meditation to music didn’t go wrong either, starting to feel a bit more human
January 31, 2026 at 2:31 AM
supplementary 45-minute meditation to music didn’t go wrong either, starting to feel a bit more human
hahaha noooo you’re too hot to know the true face of god 😏
January 31, 2026 at 1:25 AM
hahaha noooo you’re too hot to know the true face of god 😏
day eighty three, a brutally hungover sit but a sit nonetheless. naturally, fighting off sleepiness a lot, but still got some periods of decent focus. also had extremely detailed visuals when on the edge of sleep, just hyperrealistic flashes of things good and bad and unsettling and glorious.
so a few months ago i decided i would do a magical working of meditating for an hour a day until my 40th birthday, starting tomorrow for obscure reasons. wish me luck on the “sit there and do nothing working”! i’m going to struggle a lot!
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
day eighty three, a brutally hungover sit but a sit nonetheless. naturally, fighting off sleepiness a lot, but still got some periods of decent focus. also had extremely detailed visuals when on the edge of sleep, just hyperrealistic flashes of things good and bad and unsettling and glorious.
okay, time to attempt what will probably be the hardest sit of the sit and do nothing working. pray for me.
i bet meditating when i wake up is gonna suuuuuck
January 30, 2026 at 11:51 PM
okay, time to attempt what will probably be the hardest sit of the sit and do nothing working. pray for me.
it’s really developing into a rough one, maturing even. don’t be me.
i am disastrously hungover 😭
January 30, 2026 at 11:32 PM
it’s really developing into a rough one, maturing even. don’t be me.
rotoscoped simpsons
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
rotoscoped simpsons
i think it is funny when FODMAPS advice for some fruit is “you may have a quarter of a cup at this *exact* ripeness, no more and no less” like how many people had to shit themselves to find the exact amount
January 30, 2026 at 9:45 PM
i think it is funny when FODMAPS advice for some fruit is “you may have a quarter of a cup at this *exact* ripeness, no more and no less” like how many people had to shit themselves to find the exact amount
the sell for oblivion isn’t “everything is an illusion”, that’s too general
you gotta incentivise with specifics like “math isn’t real”
you gotta incentivise with specifics like “math isn’t real”
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 PM
the sell for oblivion isn’t “everything is an illusion”, that’s too general
you gotta incentivise with specifics like “math isn’t real”
you gotta incentivise with specifics like “math isn’t real”
reading a report featuring the phrase “comprises of” and immediately knowing the writer came up in public service lol
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
reading a report featuring the phrase “comprises of” and immediately knowing the writer came up in public service lol
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especially when irl they are all like "it's time for nerds to be rockstars" and never quite get above "guy in polo shirt with goatee and a white 300zx who works at the speaker store"
i miss the days of gaming where a developer would get too much of an ego after a couple of hits and then tank their career for most of a decade trying to make “the perfect game”, which was almost always an attempt to make a perfect simulation of the real world for some fucken shooter or some shit. 🤭
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
especially when irl they are all like "it's time for nerds to be rockstars" and never quite get above "guy in polo shirt with goatee and a white 300zx who works at the speaker store"
i miss the days of gaming where a developer would get too much of an ego after a couple of hits and then tank their career for most of a decade trying to make “the perfect game”, which was almost always an attempt to make a perfect simulation of the real world for some fucken shooter or some shit. 🤭
January 30, 2026 at 9:17 PM
i miss the days of gaming where a developer would get too much of an ego after a couple of hits and then tank their career for most of a decade trying to make “the perfect game”, which was almost always an attempt to make a perfect simulation of the real world for some fucken shooter or some shit. 🤭
i officially gotta readjust my self-image of my drinking ability again. i don’t know if they have any studies on how that changes after transition, but i need you all to know that if they said “no further changes after 2 years”, they just stopped the study at that point, it definitely gets worse 😭
January 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
i officially gotta readjust my self-image of my drinking ability again. i don’t know if they have any studies on how that changes after transition, but i need you all to know that if they said “no further changes after 2 years”, they just stopped the study at that point, it definitely gets worse 😭
i am disastrously hungover 😭
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
i am disastrously hungover 😭
i bet meditating when i wake up is gonna suuuuuck
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
i bet meditating when i wake up is gonna suuuuuck
oh no I am ride home feels alien and weird drunk hahahaha excellent!
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
oh no I am ride home feels alien and weird drunk hahahaha excellent!
back on the tools (PrEP)
January 30, 2026 at 10:23 AM
back on the tools (PrEP)
turns out “perpetual injustice is just the way of the world” is not as pacifying a mantra as some people would like to believe
January 29, 2026 at 11:41 PM
turns out “perpetual injustice is just the way of the world” is not as pacifying a mantra as some people would like to believe