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Cinder (it/its)
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One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting

18+ Minors DNI
Pinned
Following me is giving me consent to hunt you for sport and then consume your body in ritual sacrifice
Half of all millennials exist in a state of arrested development, surrounded by corporate totems of mass produced media icons
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
My family loves to schedule an event in the middle of the day so it just fucks your entire day
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Ever since I taught bestie how to pop her elbows she’ll randomly stop what she’s doing and punch the air as aggressively as possible
January 17, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I need to find a way to make a tamagotchi that bestie will play but the tamagotchi is her
January 17, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Bestie still wearing the oversized hoodie she stole from me, burrito blanketed on the couch: I’m so waaaaaarm ☺️
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Bestie crying softly: we’re out of snaaaaacks

Me: there’s literally a tray of brownies in the fridge

Bestie: OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Besides pokemon sleep snorlax eats better and is more hydrated than she is
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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They did it was called cocaine and everyone got kinda upset about it
if coffee's so great why haven't they invented coffee 2
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The same bitches fighting about the same shit for the millionth time
January 16, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Image is a press release: Minneapolis Labor Union Delegation and Local Regional Labor Bodies endorse a January 23, 2026 as a day of truth and freedom, with no school, no work and no shopping.
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO

this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
It’s amazing how I’ve somehow become besties chiropractor
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
They did it was called cocaine and everyone got kinda upset about it
if coffee's so great why haven't they invented coffee 2
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Sick gaming table ✅
3D printer ✅

I’m gonna build the stupidest most awesome set pieces in the entire world now
January 16, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Bestie already cracking it open: can I have one of your beers?

Me: yes but it’s a dark lager

Bestie making a face and handing it to me
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Ever since watching snatch last night, Bestie keeps saying dags over and over
January 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
This is Midwest puppy chow erasure
I fear there will never be as great a culinary achievement as the simple, noble Rice Krispy Treat
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
My fucking wyrmwood table is so fucking sick I can’t wait to play dnd on this bitch
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
A dick pic joke from my father in the family group chat

Just going to mentally repress this forever hold on
January 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Filling my lunch soup with enough siracha and horseradish to cure all diseases and prevent whatever horrible bug bestie had from attempting to try some shit on me
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Bestie is finally on the mend, she feels much less sick today
January 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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There’s only two types of movies

Fuck Yea & Being Sad in Places
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
There’s only two types of movies

Fuck Yea & Being Sad in Places
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Ministry of ungentlemanly warfare is so delightful
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Tonight bestie watches Snatch for the first time
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Getting bestie some Chinese takeout to boost her sickly spirits
January 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM