Cinder (it/its)
@dollcinder.bsky.social
One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting
18+ Minors DNI
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Cinder (it/its)
@dollcinder.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Following me is giving me consent to hunt you for sport and then consume your body in ritual sacrifice
Prep work for besties 7 hobbit meal lord of the rings marathon done
Tomorrow is the big day
Tomorrow is the big day
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Prep work for besties 7 hobbit meal lord of the rings marathon done
Tomorrow is the big day
Tomorrow is the big day
Everytime I randomly meet a pro domme irl (weirdly often) I try to convince them to write a memoir when they retire
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Everytime I randomly meet a pro domme irl (weirdly often) I try to convince them to write a memoir when they retire
its gonna be so funny and so fucking deeply sad and fucked if by the end of the year tech bros are like no see we solved pedophilia by making an ai that makes CSAM for pedophiles and then charge 100 bucks a month for it
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
its gonna be so funny and so fucking deeply sad and fucked if by the end of the year tech bros are like no see we solved pedophilia by making an ai that makes CSAM for pedophiles and then charge 100 bucks a month for it
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class mobility would be achievable through training
making it more achievable than most systems, which is VERY funny
making it more achievable than most systems, which is VERY funny
January 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
class mobility would be achievable through training
making it more achievable than most systems, which is VERY funny
making it more achievable than most systems, which is VERY funny
What if your position and rank in society was based on how big of something you could fit in your ass
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
What if your position and rank in society was based on how big of something you could fit in your ass
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“Mechsplotation” maam it’s not normal to masturbate to gundam erotica
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
“Mechsplotation” maam it’s not normal to masturbate to gundam erotica
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Hetslop is what people who have read so much erotic fiction they can’t cum unless they’ve read 13,000 words about gay vampires laying eggs inside their sisters and then eating them alive
call mid tier romance novels
call mid tier romance novels
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Hetslop is what people who have read so much erotic fiction they can’t cum unless they’ve read 13,000 words about gay vampires laying eggs inside their sisters and then eating them alive
call mid tier romance novels
call mid tier romance novels
All groceries acquired for besties big lord of the rings 7 hobbit meals day
January 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
All groceries acquired for besties big lord of the rings 7 hobbit meals day
I just wanna know why everytime I use Instacart I never have to give women shoppers any direction, but any time any man is shopping for me there’s all sorts of questions and substitutions
January 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I just wanna know why everytime I use Instacart I never have to give women shoppers any direction, but any time any man is shopping for me there’s all sorts of questions and substitutions
Sitting around reading minding my own business when I hear bestie on a discord call from across the apartment at the top of her lungs do a borat voice and say “my wife”
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Sitting around reading minding my own business when I hear bestie on a discord call from across the apartment at the top of her lungs do a borat voice and say “my wife”
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That's not even a mechsploitation thing the average gunpla hobbiest has at least four model kits they'd jerk it to
“Mechsplotation” maam it’s not normal to masturbate to gundam erotica
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
That's not even a mechsploitation thing the average gunpla hobbiest has at least four model kits they'd jerk it to
Bestie is awake, I heard the pokemon sounds from her snorlax game, soon she will check the 3d printer
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Bestie is awake, I heard the pokemon sounds from her snorlax game, soon she will check the 3d printer
I love when a fucking discord dominant slides into my DMs, like a solid half hour of clowning on someone
January 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I love when a fucking discord dominant slides into my DMs, like a solid half hour of clowning on someone
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the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy
October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy
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what am i supposed to do then, crank one out to the sunday funnies
i can only read WE3 so many times
i can only read WE3 so many times
the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
what am i supposed to do then, crank one out to the sunday funnies
i can only read WE3 so many times
i can only read WE3 so many times
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Once on grindr a guy opened with:
Can I tongue punch your shitloris?
Can I tongue punch your shitloris?
Worst pick up line you've ever used.
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Once on grindr a guy opened with:
Can I tongue punch your shitloris?
Can I tongue punch your shitloris?
Bestie returns from staring at the 3D printer: it still has 6 hours left
Bestie: if I stare at the 3D printer it prints faster
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Bestie returns from staring at the 3D printer: it still has 6 hours left
The only two valid new years plans are staying inside or going to an orgy everything in between is a copout
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The only two valid new years plans are staying inside or going to an orgy everything in between is a copout
Bestie has been asking me every stray question that has entered her brain for the last 4 hours
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Bestie has been asking me every stray question that has entered her brain for the last 4 hours
Bestie: I started playing pokemon sleep :D
Me: that’s cute, I hope you can’t kill that snorlax if you sleep fucked up enough
Bestie: I set the bedtime to 2am just in case
Me: that’s cute, I hope you can’t kill that snorlax if you sleep fucked up enough
Bestie: I set the bedtime to 2am just in case
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Bestie: I started playing pokemon sleep :D
Me: that’s cute, I hope you can’t kill that snorlax if you sleep fucked up enough
Bestie: I set the bedtime to 2am just in case
Me: that’s cute, I hope you can’t kill that snorlax if you sleep fucked up enough
Bestie: I set the bedtime to 2am just in case
Bestie: if I stare at the 3D printer it prints faster
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Bestie: if I stare at the 3D printer it prints faster
Me: I can tell the weed is effecting you
Bestie eyes pointed in different directions: fronch frois
Bestie eyes pointed in different directions: fronch frois
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Me: I can tell the weed is effecting you
Bestie eyes pointed in different directions: fronch frois
Bestie eyes pointed in different directions: fronch frois
Once on grindr a guy opened with:
Can I tongue punch your shitloris?
Can I tongue punch your shitloris?
Worst pick up line you've ever used.
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Once on grindr a guy opened with:
Can I tongue punch your shitloris?
Can I tongue punch your shitloris?
Hetslop is what people who have read so much erotic fiction they can’t cum unless they’ve read 13,000 words about gay vampires laying eggs inside their sisters and then eating them alive
call mid tier romance novels
call mid tier romance novels
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Hetslop is what people who have read so much erotic fiction they can’t cum unless they’ve read 13,000 words about gay vampires laying eggs inside their sisters and then eating them alive
call mid tier romance novels
call mid tier romance novels
Bestie begins twitching and looking around for something, she has lost her vape again
It has been 6 minutes since the last time she lost it
It has been 6 minutes since the last time she lost it
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Bestie begins twitching and looking around for something, she has lost her vape again
It has been 6 minutes since the last time she lost it
It has been 6 minutes since the last time she lost it