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Cinder (it/its)
@dollcinder.bsky.social
One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting

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Following me is giving me consent to hunt you for sport and then consume your body in ritual sacrifice
Real freaks were already covertly doing this with a buttplug
Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around
January 5, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I know we have computers and stuff now but I think for every 3 CGI Godzilla movies they make they should make one suit one
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 AM
It’s funny that I’m basically a local community resource at this point I get friends texting me to look at the labs of tgirls they’ve met to see if they’re getting hondosed
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Can we just skip to the cool cyberpunk future where everyone is chromed out I’m tired of living through the lore bits
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
With the grok goon machine in full force maybe I should make my entire online presence as a vtuber
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Do you think we could get furries to unironically start saying fursecution again like the something awful days?
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Ok I don’t understand why you would make a video game masturbateable to because you need two hands for gaming so how you gonna get yourself off
January 5, 2026 at 1:09 AM
America is at the part where when you’re on a sketchy carnival ride and you see something wrong that definitely could kill you but it’s too late so you just had to hope you survive until the end of the ride and go get an emotional support funnel cake
January 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I can’t believe people saw team America world police and were like yes this is exactly how America should be and we’re going to make it that way
January 5, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It’s Godzilla time
January 5, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Wait people mod video games to have sex in them?
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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“Mechsplotation” maam it’s not normal to masturbate to gundam erotica
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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Bestie eyes half closed, struggling to breath: the flag of Rohan wasn’t scripted to fall it just did and they kept it in anyway
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Bestie sprawled out on the couch, stomach exposed, barely able to infodump to me fun facts about lotr: Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toe kicking that helmet
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
:O my fancy dnd table I ordered might finally arrive this week
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Me: I have some new recipes I want to try for next year but I need to dial them in first, how would you feel about testing my beignets?

Bestie panting: wooof ruff awoooooooo 😍😛😛😍
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
God I have so many ideas for next years hobbit meals already
January 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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Besties first breakfast on this her Lord of the rings extended rewatch: a fresh yogurt parfait with granola blueberries strawberries and honey
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Second breakfast, eggs, bacon, potatoes, and sausage
January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Elevensies, an assortment of pastries from our local baker
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Luncheon: shepards pie with ricotta mashed potatoes
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Afternoon tea: lembas bread, a lemon ricotta cookie with lemon sugar glaze
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Dinner: potato and leek soup with bacon for bestie garnished with green onions
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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And finally, supper: coq au vin
January 4, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Bestie eyes going wide when I bring her another parfait for breakfast: oh my god I can eat like a hobbit all week I just realized
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM