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Cinder (it/its)
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One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting

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Following me is giving me consent to hunt you for sport and then consume your body in ritual sacrifice
Always feels like your a Canadian prime minister when you put on a charcoal face mask
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Walk into the gaming cave with a plate of brownies for bestie only to see she’s live-streaming herself drawing porn for her friends on discord
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Bestie has retreated to the gaming cave until the brownies are cooled off enough to eat, it’s after 6pm so her adhd meds have worn off which means she’s completely forgotten the brownies exist, so she’s gonna be so excited when I bring her one in another 20 minutes
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’m pretty sure this pan of brownies won’t survive the night the way bestie keeps staring at them and licking her lips
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Bestie: can I have some brownies now?

Me: they’re still cooling down

Bestie: what about now?

Me: I will tell you when

Bestie: this place is a prison
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Bestie: you’ll come get me as soon as the brownies are done right?

Me: I’ll come get you as soon as they’re ready to eat

Bestie: oh I forgot they’d have to cool down thanks
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Making bestie some brownies
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
MBA degrees are a for profit DEI program for straight white men
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If you got links to any D&D minis and terrain you like plz drop em in my replies
Bought my first 3d printer today
November 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bought my first 3d printer today
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wake up at 9, make coffee, read a little, do yoga, shower

Bestie wakes up at 11 immediately makes and consumes an entire can of corned beef hash, immediately goes to nap on the couch
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A little surreal living up high enough that when the wind is right it appears snow is falling up passed my windows
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Slop bowls need to innovate, also think of how insane it would drive actual Italians if they saw us chipoltify their cuisine
We’ve done fast casual Mexican, and Mediterranean, but what about Italian?
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
We’ve done fast casual Mexican, and Mediterranean, but what about Italian?
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Bestie working her way in between where I’m laying and the back cushions of the couch: the zone of ultimate snuggles 🥹🥹
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Wrapping another iron supplement in a piece of cheese to trick bestie into treating her anemia
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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The War on Christmas shall continue until Christmas ends the illegal occupation of November & October!
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The War on Christmas? No it’s The War of Christmas Agression
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bestie: my fingies are so cooooold can I warm them between your thighs 🥺👉👈
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Encounters the first monster in silent hill f: oh it’s all fucked up and Japanese horrory

Bestie: NO NO NO NOPE NOPE
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Posting a banger on IG for the love of the game
November 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I would have so much fun flipping these upside down like a stuck turtle
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:

Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It’s cold and snowy out today, bestie is sound asleep, I get to enjoy my morning coffee in my living room in peace and quiet
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My aunt upon hearing wutang clan for the first time ever in her life in the year of our lord 2025:
Are these gentlemen…..uhm…..black?
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Mom: well he spent his honeymoon sleeping in his mother in laws guest room with his dog
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM