austin
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the only thing worse than my code are my jokes
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this would probably go so hard
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
this would probably go so hard
if cathy (from the funnies) was modern day in sf would she be an e/ack ack ack
February 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
if cathy (from the funnies) was modern day in sf would she be an e/ack ack ack
you know what, they’re right, listlessly eating from a pint of ice cream in sweat pants on the couch really does make you feel better
February 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
you know what, they’re right, listlessly eating from a pint of ice cream in sweat pants on the couch really does make you feel better
did you imagine that your job would mostly just become gif
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
did you imagine that your job would mostly just become gif
i know protocol pals give labelers a lot of shit but when they hit they really hit
February 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
i know protocol pals give labelers a lot of shit but when they hit they really hit
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Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
firewatch is one of those games i can never play again and i'm pretty ok with that. it came out and i played it while my mom was suffering from early onset dementia. i truly wasn't prepared for how it would make me feel, or how it helped me process my feelings about life at the time.
Ten years ago today we shipped Firewatch. I say this every anniversary but it feels both like a lifetime ago and like it was yesterday. Thank you everyone who played it back then or played it today for the first time. Thank you to everyone on the team, I’m still so proud of what we made.
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
firewatch is one of those games i can never play again and i'm pretty ok with that. it came out and i played it while my mom was suffering from early onset dementia. i truly wasn't prepared for how it would make me feel, or how it helped me process my feelings about life at the time.
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my attorney is advising me that any and all skeets should not be construed as professional advice
February 9, 2026 at 3:41 AM
my attorney is advising me that any and all skeets should not be construed as professional advice
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February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
its official: sam darnold is an elite quarterback
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
its official: sam darnold is an elite quarterback
that may have been the greatest thicc six in super bowl history
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
that may have been the greatest thicc six in super bowl history
lol what was that fucking thirsty ass ai dot com ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
lol what was that fucking thirsty ass ai dot com ad
"i've got nothin' for ya"
collinsworth really saying what we're all thinking
collinsworth really saying what we're all thinking
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
"i've got nothin' for ya"
collinsworth really saying what we're all thinking
collinsworth really saying what we're all thinking
how are you so bad at this, drake maye
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
how are you so bad at this, drake maye
how many times is darnold gonna roll out and throw the fucky-wuckiest pass you've ever seen that somehow winds up being lasered to a barely open receiver
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
how many times is darnold gonna roll out and throw the fucky-wuckiest pass you've ever seen that somehow winds up being lasered to a barely open receiver
sent this to my buddy at salesforce after that mr beast ad
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
sent this to my buddy at salesforce after that mr beast ad
defense might win championships but fuck its boring
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
defense might win championships but fuck its boring
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super bowl mvp gonna be given to everyone who watched this thing from stem to stern
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
super bowl mvp gonna be given to everyone who watched this thing from stem to stern