austin
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those witch trials wouldn’t have gone down that way if I was there
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
those witch trials wouldn’t have gone down that way if I was there
mystery science language model 3000
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
mystery science language model 3000
honestly its a fucking stellar bit of engineering work that atproto enables stuff like this. for you is up to like 10x this number of users and its still running on a desktop machine!
Right now For You serves ~5K daily users and 100K feed loads per day (1-2 QPS).
The feed runs on my desktop - AMD Ryzen 7900, 96GB RAM. I load tested in the past and it should be able to handle 60 feed loads per second (QPS). So there is ~30x room to grow on the current hardware.
The feed runs on my desktop - AMD Ryzen 7900, 96GB RAM. I load tested in the past and it should be able to handle 60 feed loads per second (QPS). So there is ~30x room to grow on the current hardware.
December 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
honestly its a fucking stellar bit of engineering work that atproto enables stuff like this. for you is up to like 10x this number of users and its still running on a desktop machine!
exiting santa mode
entering new year mode
entering new year mode
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
exiting santa mode
entering new year mode
entering new year mode
they got these little petite pecan pies at the bougie grocery store up here and I bought one because I love pecan pie and nobody else in the house does so now it’s just me and a tiny pecan pie
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
they got these little petite pecan pies at the bougie grocery store up here and I bought one because I love pecan pie and nobody else in the house does so now it’s just me and a tiny pecan pie
sentence diagramming as a service
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
sentence diagramming as a service
chrismus treats this year brought to you by bonbonbon.com and holy shit these things are fire
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bonbonbon.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
chrismus treats this year brought to you by bonbonbon.com and holy shit these things are fire
i should 3d print some cow tools
December 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i should 3d print some cow tools
officially hit the point in my life where most of christmas is books
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
officially hit the point in my life where most of christmas is books
Reposted by austin
The For You feed has been spreading like a wild fire yesterday and today and got 10K likes - which is crazy compared to the 6K likes it accumulated since ~May.
Thanks to all the likes, For You overtook the defunct Skygaze feed in the search results - no more confusion about which is the real one.
Thanks to all the likes, For You overtook the defunct Skygaze feed in the search results - no more confusion about which is the real one.
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The For You feed has been spreading like a wild fire yesterday and today and got 10K likes - which is crazy compared to the 6K likes it accumulated since ~May.
Thanks to all the likes, For You overtook the defunct Skygaze feed in the search results - no more confusion about which is the real one.
Thanks to all the likes, For You overtook the defunct Skygaze feed in the search results - no more confusion about which is the real one.
the problem with having an adhd as hell kid is that she keeps wanting to fixate on whatever she just got rather than keep opening presents
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the problem with having an adhd as hell kid is that she keeps wanting to fixate on whatever she just got rather than keep opening presents
this, to me, is blueskyism
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
this, to me, is blueskyism
Reposted by austin
they didn’t think the technology was further along than it was, they thought the technology was something it wasn’t
December 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
they didn’t think the technology was further along than it was, they thought the technology was something it wasn’t
Reposted by austin
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
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happy christmas everybody
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
happy christmas everybody
last year we got the child an indoor climbing dome thing that I had to put together on chrismtas eve and it mostly taught me never to do that shit again
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
last year we got the child an indoor climbing dome thing that I had to put together on chrismtas eve and it mostly taught me never to do that shit again
ok the Norwegians or whoever are fucking with us about the giant christmas cat that eats you if you don’t wear new clothes or w/e right
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ok the Norwegians or whoever are fucking with us about the giant christmas cat that eats you if you don’t wear new clothes or w/e right
wassail to the chief baby
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
wassail to the chief baby
swear to god if geocities came out today some of yall would be posting about how irresponsible it is to let anyone create a web page
December 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
swear to god if geocities came out today some of yall would be posting about how irresponsible it is to let anyone create a web page
this is sick, I started a vm from my phone with “I want a website that displays a snow globe where the particles react to device motion” and here’s the zero-shot - yankee-bird.exe.xyz
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
this is sick, I started a vm from my phone with “I want a website that displays a snow globe where the particles react to device motion” and here’s the zero-shot - yankee-bird.exe.xyz
smart baby
Sight of Clippy, Internet Explorer scares baby
Sight of Clippy, Internet Explorer scares baby
Reg reader introduces newborn to Microsoft ugly sweater. Child not amused
Microsoft's latest line of festive knitwear has been frightening babies, if the experience of the winner of The Register's 2025 Christmas competition is anything to go by.…
dlvr.it
December 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
smart baby
Reposted by austin
Our son bothered us for weeks about the ‘laughing marshmallow’ he saw on tv, wants to watch the show with him, etc…
We just figured out he was talking about THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY
We just figured out he was talking about THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Our son bothered us for weeks about the ‘laughing marshmallow’ he saw on tv, wants to watch the show with him, etc…
We just figured out he was talking about THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY
We just figured out he was talking about THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY