area man
@professorbutts.com
have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about?
that’s what i’m talkin about, man
he/him
cincinnati forever
signal: professor_butts.99
that’s what i’m talkin about, man
he/him
cincinnati forever
signal: professor_butts.99
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this is how i says it @scribblymoth.bsky.social , don’t give in to the haters
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 AM
this is how i says it @scribblymoth.bsky.social , don’t give in to the haters
choosing winners and losers undermines the tax systems fairness, now please give me my special tax break that i just got in 2007
February 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
choosing winners and losers undermines the tax systems fairness, now please give me my special tax break that i just got in 2007
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happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate
June 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
happy Friday the 13th to all who celebrate
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
wow a 0 that’s pretty neat
February 12, 2026 at 11:21 PM
wow a 0 that’s pretty neat
listening to naturally by huey lewis and the news and what other good a capella songs are out there you like to listen to (not billy joel)
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
listening to naturally by huey lewis and the news and what other good a capella songs are out there you like to listen to (not billy joel)
29 cups for the first two days, bucket currently looks like it has 2 gallons in it (32 cups)
weather looks like i might only get four more days this year before martina mcgriddle wakes up for the spring
that’s what happens when you live on the edge (of a climate zone)
weather looks like i might only get four more days this year before martina mcgriddle wakes up for the spring
that’s what happens when you live on the edge (of a climate zone)
February 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
29 cups for the first two days, bucket currently looks like it has 2 gallons in it (32 cups)
weather looks like i might only get four more days this year before martina mcgriddle wakes up for the spring
that’s what happens when you live on the edge (of a climate zone)
weather looks like i might only get four more days this year before martina mcgriddle wakes up for the spring
that’s what happens when you live on the edge (of a climate zone)
she’s running
Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez plans to offer her foreign policy vision at the Munich Security Conference as speculation grows about her political future.
AOC to offer a 'working class' perspective on U.S. foreign policy at Munich summit
As speculation grows about her ambitions, Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will speak on a bigger stage about the rise of populism and bring her vision for U.S. foreign policy.
nbcnews.to
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
she’s running
ohhhhhh my god i know one of the love is blind OHIO people L M F A O
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
ohhhhhh my god i know one of the love is blind OHIO people L M F A O
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late start this year due to a cold snap at the end of january, it i’m back on my bullshit
February 12, 2026 at 1:49 AM
late start this year due to a cold snap at the end of january, it i’m back on my bullshit
RIP
a man in a blue shirt is making a sad face
Alt: dawson crying
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
RIP
when you’re on mars and just wanna go to the moon
Yo it’s your boy Ed Baldwin getting orbital off that Mars pack
February 11, 2026 at 3:31 PM
when you’re on mars and just wanna go to the moon
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zey call zis ze “doug gottlieb” en moi country
One of the skiiers on France stole a teammate's credit card, got convicted, and they still put her on the fucking team???
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
zey call zis ze “doug gottlieb” en moi country
all those cranky ass “i’d never ride a bike in snow we don’t need bike paths” dorks
both
1) have never ridden a bike in snow
2) would absolutely bike in the snow if it was available
both
1) have never ridden a bike in snow
2) would absolutely bike in the snow if it was available
The city's automated bike counters have picked up almost 200,000 cycling trips since the day of the blizzard and the settling in of a deep, deep freeze, showing that New Yorkers can and will bike in any conditions nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/02/11/d...
Data: New Yorkers Keep Biking In This Cold, Cold World - Streetsblog New York City
Even in the city's historic deep freeze, New Yorkers are getting around by bicycle, according to publicly available data.
nyc.streetsblog.org
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
all those cranky ass “i’d never ride a bike in snow we don’t need bike paths” dorks
both
1) have never ridden a bike in snow
2) would absolutely bike in the snow if it was available
both
1) have never ridden a bike in snow
2) would absolutely bike in the snow if it was available
it really is something to see people being gifted or grifted these companies that anyone with more than a couple brains cells could build a monumental lasting legacy which would basically involve never buying a beer again in any place you visit, and instead just go for the dirtiest, grubbiest shit
February 11, 2026 at 2:22 PM
it really is something to see people being gifted or grifted these companies that anyone with more than a couple brains cells could build a monumental lasting legacy which would basically involve never buying a beer again in any place you visit, and instead just go for the dirtiest, grubbiest shit
what in the god damn fuck
get that man out of office
get that man out of office
EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
February 11, 2026 at 2:05 PM
what in the god damn fuck
get that man out of office
get that man out of office
if it’s not military action it’s probably just a way to quickly line up planes for ice and cbp to deport people or transfer them to multiple centers
i hate these people so fucking much
i hate these people so fucking much
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 PM
if it’s not military action it’s probably just a way to quickly line up planes for ice and cbp to deport people or transfer them to multiple centers
i hate these people so fucking much
i hate these people so fucking much
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shop the look
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
shop the look
she axel on my salchow til i lutz
February 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
she axel on my salchow til i lutz
unhinged mattress bedroom
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
unhinged mattress bedroom
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Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
oh my god this final curling gram what the hell im dying
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
oh my god this final curling gram what the hell im dying
“oh no i have to get better at driving” cmon son
Fernando Alonso believes the requirement for extensive energy management in F1 2026 could take “some of the joy” away from driving.
www.planetf1.com/news/fernand...
www.planetf1.com/news/fernand...
Alonso fears ‘robot-style’ F1 2026 cars will drain the joy of driving
Fernando Alonso believes the requirement for extensive energy management in F1 2026 could take "some of the joy" away from driving.
www.planetf1.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
“oh no i have to get better at driving” cmon son