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have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about?

that’s what i’m talkin about, man

he/him

cincinnati forever

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A fierce debate is happening in our house tonight. What do you call these, and where are you from?
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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from: orders@amazon.com
to: jeevacation@gmail.com

Your Amazon order is expected to deliver today. This email was sent from an address that cannot accept incoming email. Please do not reply to this message.

from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com

wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
i hadn’t really thought about the steam machine for me since i don’t play enough games but…

if steamos can run bedrock minecraft, i might just get it for 2. he plays steam games so it would be perfect

hmmm
November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
nice
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
had skyline for lunch (small 3 way and a coney), and washed it down with two york peppermint patties
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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also:

our sister publication, NIL-Wire, wrote its most important story yet.

a sit down with Boise State's Goth Volleyball Player

www.nil-wire.com/p/nora-hayd-...
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
lmao another turnover
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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the key error was letting Boebert sit in those leather chairs they've got in the situation room- in theater seating there's no way she'll release her grip
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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A Chicago area pastor in the 1970s: Be the change you want to see in the world, you can make a difference

Young Leo, head bowed in a pew: Chicago I WILL bring you a Super Bowl. I promise you this today.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Everyone in America: Wow the Bears are winning all these last minute games in wild comebacks, it's miraculous, how are they even doing it

Pope Leo in the Vatican: *smiles*
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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“Jerad,” they said. “If you could do a yearlong investigation on any topic, what would you pick?”
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
FIRE EM UP CHIPS!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
hopefully i get more tonight! i’ll share them obviously if i do
cincinnati, ohio
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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cincinnati, ohio
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
To: executiveassistant@epstein.org

pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
uh oh!
U.S. HOUSE PETITION TO FORCE VOTE ON RELEASE OF EPSTEIN FILES SECURES 218TH SIGNATURE NEEDED TO MOVE FORWARD
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
gotta say, lotta insights being repeated that were clearly labled to not be repeated
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
dads are up carpooling with loose coffee
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
disgusting
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
who was the pervert at pilsbury who came up with touching a dough boy like that
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i have to let everyone know that the bearcats won a basketball game in which they and dayton combined to

make 43 free throws
and
make 41 field goals

74-62 final

49 total fouls

only 2 players fouled out, one from each team
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM