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have you ever been like woah yeah man that’s what i’m talkin about?

that’s what i’m talkin about, man

he/him

cincinnati forever

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that catch is absolutely incredible and it’s gonna get overturned
December 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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They put in the newspaper that I got mad at Mike Bobo @sethemerson.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/692...
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
who else up workin when all they wanna do is be twerkin
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
perfect game, give me fourteen of them right now
this game is great
December 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
this game is great
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i should call her
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.

It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
CASTRATED
BIG BALLS MCDERMOTT
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Now the push is on the other tush
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
BIG BALLS MCDERMOTT
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
lol yes. set to 8 seconds
if there is no score here is there a ten second runoff
December 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
if there is no score here is there a ten second runoff
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
seventeen yards of offense in a half @treblaw.bsky.social what is happening on my television screen
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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I'm calling it
Grain Belt Premium : If Deres Ice or Sleet or Snow...(Part1) - I Buy Old Beer
YouTube video by Ibuyoldbeer
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December 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
riley leonard in for last second hail mary
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Bengals OL Cody Ford splits out wide and makes a play!
December 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
GO FOR TWO AND GIVE IT TO FORD
December 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
GIE THE BALL TO CODY
December 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
@jm539581.bsky.social do you see the cody ford reception for the bengals
December 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
CODY FORD
December 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
DOWNTOWN CHASE BROWN
December 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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stop resisting a breast.
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
too much time left in the second half for a fair catch kick by the bengals, i think
December 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ja’marr chase is insane
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
cold beer
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM