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eat SPAM from the can, watch late night C-Span, and rock out to old school Duran Duran
Pinned
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indie wrestler Harry Palmer responded to my heckling by stopping the match, walking over, and yelling “HEY LOOK, IT’S EDDIE MUNSTER!” and then he waited a beat and added “EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS GUY’S EARS”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
indie wrestler Harry Palmer responded to my heckling by stopping the match, walking over, and yelling “HEY LOOK, IT’S EDDIE MUNSTER!” and then he waited a beat and added “EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS GUY’S EARS”
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Just saw a Ric Flair promo from 1982 and he got loud enough that I thought he was actually about to say STOVE TOP STUFFING
*does Ric Flair voice* STOVE TOP STUFFING
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just saw a Ric Flair promo from 1982 and he got loud enough that I thought he was actually about to say STOVE TOP STUFFING
watching the vikings again :(
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
watching the vikings again :(
my favorite football team is ruining my life
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
my favorite football team is ruining my life
really glad the Detroit offense is sucking ass the week I’m playing for a fantasy football championship
December 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
really glad the Detroit offense is sucking ass the week I’m playing for a fantasy football championship
for Christmas I got my wife a button where you can record sounds and I used it to record the Angel of Death scream
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
for Christmas I got my wife a button where you can record sounds and I used it to record the Angel of Death scream
I tried using face scan to put myself in NBA 2K26 and my skin tone turned out like “Butt-Head choking on a chicken nugget”
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I tried using face scan to put myself in NBA 2K26 and my skin tone turned out like “Butt-Head choking on a chicken nugget”
today i used the PSN gift card i got for Christmas to buy a discounted Spider Man 2 and a heavily discounted Batman: Arkham Knight and it seems like a good decision so far
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
today i used the PSN gift card i got for Christmas to buy a discounted Spider Man 2 and a heavily discounted Batman: Arkham Knight and it seems like a good decision so far
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merry christmas everyone, let’s go to the HAUNTED HOUSE
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
merry christmas everyone, let’s go to the HAUNTED HOUSE
my choice of gift for my wife, the Oklahoma alum, was a hit.
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my choice of gift for my wife, the Oklahoma alum, was a hit.
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marry christmas your eggs WAFFLE HOUSE CAYUTS
December 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
marry christmas your eggs WAFFLE HOUSE CAYUTS
rancid on MTV classic. tim armstrong might be a POS but he’s pretty good at writing a particular type of song, i’ll give him that much
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
rancid on MTV classic. tim armstrong might be a POS but he’s pretty good at writing a particular type of song, i’ll give him that much
and johnny, who HATES jazz
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
and johnny, who HATES jazz
i have a video from our son’s second christmas (he was still 1) and I had Die Hard playing in the background. so there’s the child enjoying his new play kitchen and you can hear John McClane yell “YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS NO! NO!!”
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
i have a video from our son’s second christmas (he was still 1) and I had Die Hard playing in the background. so there’s the child enjoying his new play kitchen and you can hear John McClane yell “YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS NO! NO!!”
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You know who wasn’t on any Epstein jet? Tom fuckin’ Petty, that’s who
December 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
You know who wasn’t on any Epstein jet? Tom fuckin’ Petty, that’s who
@assbott.bsky.social merry christmas
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
@assbott.bsky.social merry christmas
yes the child just dropped the antlers on the ground as soon as we took his picture and none of us bothered to pick it up, lol
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
yes the child just dropped the antlers on the ground as soon as we took his picture and none of us bothered to pick it up, lol
watching MTV Classic on Christmas because I’m old
December 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
watching MTV Classic on Christmas because I’m old
all this Benson Boone stuff only serves to highlight how badass Laura Branigan was in the 80s
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
all this Benson Boone stuff only serves to highlight how badass Laura Branigan was in the 80s
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that’s not a christmas tree, that’s marjory the trash heap from fraggle rock
December 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
that’s not a christmas tree, that’s marjory the trash heap from fraggle rock
merry christmas! hulk hogan is still dead.
December 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
merry christmas! hulk hogan is still dead.
that’s what the coal is. it comes from his colon. that’s why they call it that.
Do you guys think Santa takes a bunch of Imodium before he spends 24 hours delivering presents or do you think he goes to the houses of bad kids and just blows up their toilet?
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
that’s what the coal is. it comes from his colon. that’s why they call it that.
who else is up scrolling their phone waiting for their GD kid to go to sleep
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
who else is up scrolling their phone waiting for their GD kid to go to sleep