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we feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats and get the cat skins for nothing
Pinned
We live in the Morton Downey Jr Extended Universe. No, I will not elaborate further.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We live in the Morton Downey Jr Extended Universe. No, I will not elaborate further.
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Just caught a guy performatively staring into the middle distance…he wanted me to think he was meditating upon the strange vicissitudes of fate but I could tell he was just a wastoid
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just caught a guy performatively staring into the middle distance…he wanted me to think he was meditating upon the strange vicissitudes of fate but I could tell he was just a wastoid
I HOPE CHUCK SCHUMER GETS CANCER OF THE DICKHOLE
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I HOPE CHUCK SCHUMER GETS CANCER OF THE DICKHOLE
you know you’ve written a good post when multiple people respond with “jesus christ” or some variation
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
you know you’ve written a good post when multiple people respond with “jesus christ” or some variation
lol
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
lol
listening to New Adventures in Hi-Fi for the first time ever, somehow
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
listening to New Adventures in Hi-Fi for the first time ever, somehow
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MICHAEL STIPE: (roasting you) Egypt was troubled by your horrible ass
October 11, 2023 at 12:53 AM
MICHAEL STIPE: (roasting you) Egypt was troubled by your horrible ass
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jesus christ
Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
jesus christ
211 yards on the ground really indicates just how much this Florida defense has just rolled over and given up.
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
211 yards on the ground really indicates just how much this Florida defense has just rolled over and given up.
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HEY JACK IT’S A FACT BUSH PLANNED THAT 9/11 ATTACK
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
HEY JACK IT’S A FACT BUSH PLANNED THAT 9/11 ATTACK
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that’s probably a pompous asshole
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
that’s probably a pompous asshole
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The internet absolutely rules. Some mutual you don’t know irl whose handle is “chodemuncher420” and posts fart memes in pundits’ replies will write “My wife and I help out foster kids 4x a week so they can go to college. We work with this charity that could use some help, please donate if you can.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
The internet absolutely rules. Some mutual you don’t know irl whose handle is “chodemuncher420” and posts fart memes in pundits’ replies will write “My wife and I help out foster kids 4x a week so they can go to college. We work with this charity that could use some help, please donate if you can.”
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trying to buy a fifteen dollar bag of doritos at kroger with a printed out AI image of a dead youtuber singing bawitdaba in heaven
their brains are cooked by twitter. they really thought people gave a shit about that gummy freak
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
trying to buy a fifteen dollar bag of doritos at kroger with a printed out AI image of a dead youtuber singing bawitdaba in heaven
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He's still in the league?!
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
He's still in the league?!
on the chaise longue on the chaise longue on the chaise longue all day long on the chaise longue on the chaise longue on the chaise longue on the chaise longue all day long on the chaise longue on the chaise longue on the chaise longue on the chaise longue all day long on the chaise longue on the ch
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
on the chaise longue on the chaise longue on the chaise longue all day long on the chaise longue on the chaise longue on the chaise longue on the chaise longue all day long on the chaise longue on the chaise longue on the chaise longue on the chaise longue all day long on the chaise longue on the ch
playing this in the background in the living room so the child absorbs a bit of good culture on a friday night
Husker Du - Live at Camden Palace, London 1985
YouTube video by jat13
www.youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
playing this in the background in the living room so the child absorbs a bit of good culture on a friday night
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
REM - Drive (1992)
Still one of the best concert photos I’ve ever taken…
Curious to hear your thoughts.
Curious to hear your thoughts.
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
REM - Drive (1992)
i will not be posting a picture of myself without my beard, you can't make me
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i will not be posting a picture of myself without my beard, you can't make me
just found out Young Bleed died a week ago and now I’m bummed out
How Ya Do Dat
YouTube video by Young Bleed - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
just found out Young Bleed died a week ago and now I’m bummed out
there's an Elvis Sex Defender Guy on here, huh
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
there's an Elvis Sex Defender Guy on here, huh
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