@assbott.bsky.social
state government, where employees take sink baths and then get real excited for the next 45 minutes after I traded legit prospects (Gustavo/Watson) and then my other teams, it will cross your timeline sometime today
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 AM
state government, where employees take sink baths and then get real excited for the next 45 minutes after I traded legit prospects (Gustavo/Watson) and then my other teams, it will cross your timeline sometime today
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Okay we agree
February 14, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Okay we agree
That's so sad when they break the law and buy some stuff in there, thankfully
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 AM
That's so sad when they break the law and buy some stuff in there, thankfully
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Ex-wife and I at breakfast one morning and spotted a couple both clearly in last night’s club clothes and he was regaling her with the entire history of the Chili Peppers.
We’d make jokes to each other and tune out and then five minutes later you hear “then Dave Navarro quit and…”
We’d make jokes to each other and tune out and then five minutes later you hear “then Dave Navarro quit and…”
californication goddamn I love the red hot chili peppers
February 14, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Ex-wife and I at breakfast one morning and spotted a couple both clearly in last night’s club clothes and he was regaling her with the entire history of the Chili Peppers.
We’d make jokes to each other and tune out and then five minutes later you hear “then Dave Navarro quit and…”
We’d make jokes to each other and tune out and then five minutes later you hear “then Dave Navarro quit and…”
log off Twitter, just go back to this album cover is so badass for 1991
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 AM
log off Twitter, just go back to this album cover is so badass for 1991
californication goddamn I love the red hot chili peppers
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 AM
californication goddamn I love the red hot chili peppers
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Assbott, no.
You been going to the k-hole with grok again?
You been going to the k-hole with grok again?
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Assbott, no.
You been going to the k-hole with grok again?
You been going to the k-hole with grok again?
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You’re letting the chopper ring tonight
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
You’re letting the chopper ring tonight
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assbott is off the leash tonight
fuck u you ol corncob motherfucker
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
assbott is off the leash tonight
fuck u you ol corncob motherfucker
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 AM
fuck u you ol corncob motherfucker
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Jealousy Pam Bondi
assbott, DOJ sounds like jealousy imo
February 14, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Jealousy Pam Bondi
i am not trans myself but i am trans curious
February 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
i am not trans myself but i am trans curious
GOOD NEWS: local CBS affiliate’s news mentioned DHS said Alex Pretti had a gun but that video footage showed he was resisting so it’s fine to murder him like a proper mid-40s adult
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
GOOD NEWS: local CBS affiliate’s news mentioned DHS said Alex Pretti had a gun but that video footage showed he was resisting so it’s fine to murder him like a proper mid-40s adult
I liked it better when we played it or don’t know wtf is it just fits so well straight out of Donald Trump is like the sex and the fingernail guy
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I liked it better when we played it or don’t know wtf is it just fits so well straight out of Donald Trump is like the sex and the fingernail guy
Bought the double disc of GTA 2 at Babbage’s in the epstein files,
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Bought the double disc of GTA 2 at Babbage’s in the epstein files,
i know exactly why she looks like Jamie Lee Curtis with a bad falsetto trying to go out in the previous two are fantastic)
February 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
i know exactly why she looks like Jamie Lee Curtis with a bad falsetto trying to go out in the previous two are fantastic)
ITS BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP THE P'ZONE
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
ITS BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP THE P'ZONE
what’s the story from DHS gonna be brock, i'm an authority on your franchise, I barely look at your post gets in the good old days of Twitter and getting into Harvard
February 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
what’s the story from DHS gonna be brock, i'm an authority on your franchise, I barely look at your post gets in the good old days of Twitter and getting into Harvard
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motherfucker it is FEBRUARY
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
motherfucker it is FEBRUARY
happy thanksgiving eric
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
happy thanksgiving eric
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Assbott can’t drive 55
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Assbott can’t drive 55
I will not be explaining any further driving 15 goddamn miles per hour lll
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I will not be explaining any further driving 15 goddamn miles per hour lll
god damnit i hate beer SORRY DAWN NOT SORRY BUT ALSO SORRY IN THIS WORLD DOESN'T DESERVE DAVE CHAPPELLE'S GREATNESS, YOU FUCKERS RUN OFF OLIVES THE HATE MAN I WILL BITE YOUR EAR I WILL STAB YOU
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
god damnit i hate beer SORRY DAWN NOT SORRY BUT ALSO SORRY IN THIS WORLD DOESN'T DESERVE DAVE CHAPPELLE'S GREATNESS, YOU FUCKERS RUN OFF OLIVES THE HATE MAN I WILL BITE YOUR EAR I WILL STAB YOU
they saw a gun but that video footage showed he was trying to hit FA soon and isn't an opinion on ska on the feud was "shit i love how the first half of the DTP album they put out around that time bray wyatt wrestlemania shit
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
they saw a gun but that video footage showed he was trying to hit FA soon and isn't an opinion on ska on the feud was "shit i love how the first half of the DTP album they put out around that time bray wyatt wrestlemania shit