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assbott.bsky.social
@assbott.bsky.social
i failed at (I don't care what anyone says
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
saw the K-Mart 'ship my pants' commercial on the big mac inside the 3 and i appreciate their massive menu
December 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
bray wyatt pissed his pants literally and beat the shit out of context sounds like a quarter of a serious trade offer on Lorenzo I'll let you know, Bullshit World
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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What's your favorite baseball pitch mine is a snappy slider just off the plate and away
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Got his fucking ass assbott
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Donald Drumpf lol
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
when you deactivated
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
DJ WEED PIZZA HUT FORGOT THE DAYUM WINGS AGAIN CARL
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
hey how else am i cool enough to make though
December 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i do not recognize jonathan chait
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
piss
December 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
i saw and my computer when this segment daddy #junglefever #Raw
December 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
only a PSA 9 sadly lol
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Don creates a new Redskins logo
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
one mets shortstop was made by Jack, I would have us believe” joke where he’d just bask in our house lol
December 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
hey what the next couple of months before i make terrible jokes on here is just so tired of kentucky basketball team is worse but this simply should not exist on television
December 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Also, Graham Platner apologizes for naming his forthcoming autobiography, Maine Kampf
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
🎵 kentucky fried chicken at arbys
December 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
tim apple can S my D
December 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
who is olives?
December 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Does anybody else wanna tell them how much reddit loved ginger
December 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
oh wow, wrestlemania is this cartoon acceptable
December 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
man Doctor Who got dark at 4:30, etc
December 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And maybe on a book jacket with reviews on it ha…
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
you were gone for years for flimsy sports reasons but one of my peanut butter cups
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM