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They should invent a job that doesn't kill you
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Once you start seeing the ways in which the bosses hollow out the world in one spot, you start seeing it everywhere
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Once you start seeing the ways in which the bosses hollow out the world in one spot, you start seeing it everywhere
let's put joe's lifelong immunity to measles to the test. for science
Yeah, this dum dum is talking about chicken pox.
Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
Anyway, it's very cool and awesome that he has so much cultural and political influence.
December 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
let's put joe's lifelong immunity to measles to the test. for science
vote blue no matter who
(blue is one of the timberwolves colors)
(blue is one of the timberwolves colors)
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December 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
vote blue no matter who
(blue is one of the timberwolves colors)
(blue is one of the timberwolves colors)
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I'm ready for the new year
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I'm ready for the new year
glen taylor did exactly one good thing with all his money in his whole life and it wasn't even something important. those protestors from a few years ago should have had a bigger vision
Our photographer Alex Kormann captured the exact moment the presses stopped for the last time in Minneapolis, ending a 158 history of locally printed newspapers.
December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
glen taylor did exactly one good thing with all his money in his whole life and it wasn't even something important. those protestors from a few years ago should have had a bigger vision
comment section arguing over whether the instructions were done by an LLM or by machine translating. as good an encapsulation of the hell we've created as any
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December 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
comment section arguing over whether the instructions were done by an LLM or by machine translating. as good an encapsulation of the hell we've created as any
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That is not the company you want to keep
Derrick Henry went OFF with the Ravens' season on the line 🔥
◽️ 36 carries (career-high)
◽️ 216 rush yards
◽️ 4 rush TDs (ties career-high)
He has the most 200+ yard rushing games in NFL history (7), passing Adrian Peterson and O.J. Simpson.
◽️ 36 carries (career-high)
◽️ 216 rush yards
◽️ 4 rush TDs (ties career-high)
He has the most 200+ yard rushing games in NFL history (7), passing Adrian Peterson and O.J. Simpson.
December 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
That is not the company you want to keep
lock this man away as soon as he retires
Derrick Henry went OFF with the Ravens' season on the line 🔥
◽️ 36 carries (career-high)
◽️ 216 rush yards
◽️ 4 rush TDs (ties career-high)
He has the most 200+ yard rushing games in NFL history (7), passing Adrian Peterson and O.J. Simpson.
◽️ 36 carries (career-high)
◽️ 216 rush yards
◽️ 4 rush TDs (ties career-high)
He has the most 200+ yard rushing games in NFL history (7), passing Adrian Peterson and O.J. Simpson.
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
lock this man away as soon as he retires
remember like 2 months ago when tron 3 came out? lol
December 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
remember like 2 months ago when tron 3 came out? lol
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who says no? aside from the pacers i mean
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
who says no? aside from the pacers i mean
seems crazy to have the day's games be done at 9:40 on a saturday. they start damned tuesday games well after this! nba, you are stupid!
December 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
seems crazy to have the day's games be done at 9:40 on a saturday. they start damned tuesday games well after this! nba, you are stupid!
man, if NAW had made that i would have been hootin and hollerin
December 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
man, if NAW had made that i would have been hootin and hollerin
what was trae even trying to do?
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
what was trae even trying to do?
nuggs lose, wolves lose, spurs lose. sometimes it's just weird like that
seems like it's the top teams in the west night to lose to bad teams
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
nuggs lose, wolves lose, spurs lose. sometimes it's just weird like that
seems like it's the top teams in the west night to lose to bad teams
December 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
seems like it's the top teams in the west night to lose to bad teams
it's fine, games at the end of december don't even count
December 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
it's fine, games at the end of december don't even count
oh timberwolves, you silly dumbasses
December 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
oh timberwolves, you silly dumbasses
last minute of this magic/nuggs game: shooting foul, made shot, timeout, made shot, jumpball off missed shot, review of foul on jump ball overturned to give jokic foul shots, timeout, shooting foul, timeout, missed shot
and it's taken about 4 months to get through
and it's taken about 4 months to get through
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
last minute of this magic/nuggs game: shooting foul, made shot, timeout, made shot, jumpball off missed shot, review of foul on jump ball overturned to give jokic foul shots, timeout, shooting foul, timeout, missed shot
and it's taken about 4 months to get through
and it's taken about 4 months to get through
ok, i was wrong about anthony black. if orlando was smart they'd dump banchero and build around him
December 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ok, i was wrong about anthony black. if orlando was smart they'd dump banchero and build around him
byebye alvarado
December 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
byebye alvarado
I think if you watch a podcast you are barred from paradise even if you repent
Listening to podcasts is also a sin but is forgivable in most cases
Listening to podcasts is also a sin but is forgivable in most cases
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think if you watch a podcast you are barred from paradise even if you repent
Listening to podcasts is also a sin but is forgivable in most cases
Listening to podcasts is also a sin but is forgivable in most cases
the nuggs doing their best to give this one away. my goodness
December 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
the nuggs doing their best to give this one away. my goodness