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· Apr 1
They should invent a job that doesn't kill you
assbott is off the leash tonight
fuck u you ol corncob motherfucker
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 AM
assbott is off the leash tonight
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fuck u you ol corncob motherfucker
February 14, 2026 at 4:54 AM
fuck u you ol corncob motherfucker
the bonesford files
THE BOREANAZ DROUGHT IS OVER CC @jdmchenry.bsky.social @kellyq.bsky.social @unitednations
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www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...
David Boreanaz to Star in NBC’s ‘Rockford Files’ Reboot
The former ‘SEAL Team,’ ‘Bones’ and ‘Angel’ star will take on a role first played by James Garner.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:51 AM
the bonesford files
come get your boy @nasboat.org
GOOD NEWS: local CBS affiliate’s news mentioned DHS said Alex Pretti had a gun but that video footage showed he was resisting so it’s fine to murder him like a proper mid-40s adult
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 AM
come get your boy @nasboat.org
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since when are laws real?
*rubs temples*
As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...
The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.
As I've spent the better part of the day explaining why I don't think Newsom should be the Democratic nominee for president, it pains me to "defend" this, but...
The governor of California is legally obligated to proclaim each Feb 6 Reagan Day per a 2010 state law.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
since when are laws real?
is there a better feeling than finally getting that thing stuck in your teeth out?
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
is there a better feeling than finally getting that thing stuck in your teeth out?
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Incomprehensible life forms are moving towards me
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Incomprehensible life forms are moving towards me
the level of weenie you have to be to do this shit is off the chart
"oh you're gonna punch me? well you'll get in trouble"
loser energy strong enough to outshine the sun
"oh you're gonna punch me? well you'll get in trouble"
loser energy strong enough to outshine the sun
February 13, 2026 at 10:56 PM
the level of weenie you have to be to do this shit is off the chart
"oh you're gonna punch me? well you'll get in trouble"
loser energy strong enough to outshine the sun
"oh you're gonna punch me? well you'll get in trouble"
loser energy strong enough to outshine the sun
it has been Friday the 13th all day and i haven't been menaced by a weird old lady or a giant immortal zombie even once
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
it has been Friday the 13th all day and i haven't been menaced by a weird old lady or a giant immortal zombie even once
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Yes, we know perfectly well that nothing on earth can shake you out of your vulgar liberal complacency.
February 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Yes, we know perfectly well that nothing on earth can shake you out of your vulgar liberal complacency.
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New tinyview exclusive, ”cat lady” tinyview.com/the-other-en...
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
New tinyview exclusive, ”cat lady” tinyview.com/the-other-en...
man, that's an alien
Benoît Richaud is the man sitting next to seemingly every athlete after they compete.
He's choreographer for 16 competitors in Milan — 12 single skaters and four pairs — from 13 countries. No rule prohibits coaches from working with different skaters.
nbcnews.to/4qBm0AC
He's choreographer for 16 competitors in Milan — 12 single skaters and four pairs — from 13 countries. No rule prohibits coaches from working with different skaters.
nbcnews.to/4qBm0AC
February 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
man, that's an alien
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once again we are blaming people who are like 23 for capitalism sucking the life and fun out of everything
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
once again we are blaming people who are like 23 for capitalism sucking the life and fun out of everything
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abolish ice
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February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
abolish ice
now available with 100% of proceeds going to "stand with minnesota" organizations 💜
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reform!
I interviewed a family of Russian asylum seekers who’ve been held more than four months at the Dilley detention center in Texas.
As we spoke over Zoom this week, their daughter Kamilla was one day shy of turning 12. I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.
She replied: “To get out of here.”
As we spoke over Zoom this week, their daughter Kamilla was one day shy of turning 12. I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.
She replied: “To get out of here.”
'Even in Russia, they don't treat children like this': A family's nightmare in ICE detention
A Russian couple and their children sought asylum in the U.S. In a Texas detention center, they say they endured worms in the food and hourslong waits for medicine.
www.nbcnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
reform!
Lol
BREAKING: After 21 seasons, Chris Paul has announced his retirement from the NBA.
February 13, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Lol
Tray defending child rape was actually on my bingo card
I should ask why this bingo parlour has such fucked up cards
I should ask why this bingo parlour has such fucked up cards
Clay Travis: “The so-called Epstein victims…”🤔
FRANKLIN, TN-based Clay Travis refers to the survivors as ‘SO-CALLED’
@mikenellis.bsky.social : “This is embarrassing for you.”
@isaiahrmartin.bsky.social : “Wow.”
FRANKLIN, TN-based Clay Travis refers to the survivors as ‘SO-CALLED’
@mikenellis.bsky.social : “This is embarrassing for you.”
@isaiahrmartin.bsky.social : “Wow.”
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Tray defending child rape was actually on my bingo card
I should ask why this bingo parlour has such fucked up cards
I should ask why this bingo parlour has such fucked up cards
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Bob Barker loved tantric sex because he could get as close as possible without going over.
February 13, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Bob Barker loved tantric sex because he could get as close as possible without going over.
i'd estimate that i've heard more police sirens going down the freeway near my apartment over the last 6 weeks than i did in the first 6 years i've lived here
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 AM
i'd estimate that i've heard more police sirens going down the freeway near my apartment over the last 6 weeks than i did in the first 6 years i've lived here
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really enjoying that because my phone is so often in proximity to like a dozen hispanic people who mostly barely speak english i now get ads served to me in spanish
advertisers have 25+ years of info on me and they don't know shit
advertisers have 25+ years of info on me and they don't know shit
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
really enjoying that because my phone is so often in proximity to like a dozen hispanic people who mostly barely speak english i now get ads served to me in spanish
advertisers have 25+ years of info on me and they don't know shit
advertisers have 25+ years of info on me and they don't know shit
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I like Powerade more than stranger things penultimate episode:
February 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I like Powerade more than stranger things penultimate episode:
homie the clown followed by bart vs australia. season 6 is just crazy man
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
homie the clown followed by bart vs australia. season 6 is just crazy man
