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They should invent a job that doesn't kill you
Lol
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Lol
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Happy Sex Clams anniversary to all who celebrate. And we all celebrate.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Happy Sex Clams anniversary to all who celebrate. And we all celebrate.
Well that's just silly
Miami used 9 pick-and-rolls against Cleveland on their way to a 123.0 Offensive Rating. In an overtime game.
Nine.
Nine.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Well that's just silly
the coolest thing to happen in utah since edwards killed john collins
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
the coolest thing to happen in utah since edwards killed john collins
made it look harder than it was but they all count the same. on to sacramento again
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
made it look harder than it was but they all count the same. on to sacramento again
gobert has been his own defensive system tonight. my goodness
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
gobert has been his own defensive system tonight. my goodness
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Jaden McDaniels waves off Jusuf Nurkic’s 3PA
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Jaden McDaniels waves off Jusuf Nurkic’s 3PA
tough loss for the mavs there. imagine if they had a big time shotmaker
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
tough loss for the mavs there. imagine if they had a big time shotmaker
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For your friend that says NBA regular season basketball isn't intense and isn't enjoyable... Nights like tonight light that argument on fire. #nbasky
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
For your friend that says NBA regular season basketball isn't intense and isn't enjoyable... Nights like tonight light that argument on fire. #nbasky
it's nice to see k love still out there drilling 3s
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
it's nice to see k love still out there drilling 3s
it must suck so bad to hit a completely insane shot to tie and then lose on another completely insane shot
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
it must suck so bad to hit a completely insane shot to tie and then lose on another completely insane shot
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WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE NBA TONIGHT?!?!?!
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE NBA TONIGHT?!?!?!
miami heat are you fucking kidding me????
donovan mitchell are you fucking kidding me
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
miami heat are you fucking kidding me????
donovan mitchell are you fucking kidding me
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
donovan mitchell are you fucking kidding me
we got overtime games, games going right to the wire, games won at the buzzer. nba is so good right now
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM
we got overtime games, games going right to the wire, games won at the buzzer. nba is so good right now
what are you supposed to do with this? lol
The Spurs have a 7'5 center hitting go ahead 3's in clutch time... Victor Wembanyama folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
what are you supposed to do with this? lol
14-45 is crazy work
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
14-45 is crazy work
was edwards up late trying out some soaking? if he was even just ok this would be fine
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
was edwards up late trying out some soaking? if he was even just ok this would be fine
wolves are a second half team anyways
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
wolves are a second half team anyways
if i were the timberwolves i would try making shots instead of missing them
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
if i were the timberwolves i would try making shots instead of missing them
utah playing like they're a basketball team today
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
utah playing like they're a basketball team today
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More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,