i'm mr blightside
@babadooknukem.bsky.social
music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)
linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
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attention best buy shoppers would the owner of the neon yellow civic with the three foot spoiler please stop lying to himself
selling this coat I decided that I hate it actually
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
selling this coat I decided that I hate it actually
This place by my house has what looks like Pub Curling??
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This place by my house has what looks like Pub Curling??
Panic!!! At the Truckstop
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Panic!!! At the Truckstop
ok I have some notes
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
ok I have some notes
posting some random goth bar decorations
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
posting some random goth bar decorations
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
Funniest combo on my shelves is probably House of Leaves + God Delusion
Prompt: if you had to performatively display two books that you wanted the NYT writer profiling you about your career ending scandal to notice, what would they be?
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Funniest combo on my shelves is probably House of Leaves + God Delusion
it's gin btw
ok ok it's fine I know how to solve this problem (time to drink the juice that makes me Autisn't)
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
it's gin btw
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"40 year old man in a Foetus shirt is the most annoying guy at a party" rookie error, born of inexperience. most annoying guy at a party is actually "40 year old man in a Psychic TV shirt"
June 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"40 year old man in a Foetus shirt is the most annoying guy at a party" rookie error, born of inexperience. most annoying guy at a party is actually "40 year old man in a Psychic TV shirt"
gonna go swing out by Coven tonight and try to convince @silverwalksmusic.bsky.social to play Drink Fourteen Beers with me
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
gonna go swing out by Coven tonight and try to convince @silverwalksmusic.bsky.social to play Drink Fourteen Beers with me
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RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :]
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :]
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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it's always two inane pedophiles telling each other "exactlyyyy"
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
it's always two inane pedophiles telling each other "exactlyyyy"
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Give me the gift of Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort this Christmas. You surely will not regret leaving me unsupervised with Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Give me the gift of Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort this Christmas. You surely will not regret leaving me unsupervised with Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
hell version of the Castlevania Walgreens in St Charles in New Orleans
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
hell version of the Castlevania Walgreens in St Charles in New Orleans
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that story is repulsive but you needn’t waste your brainpower envying that vanity fair reporter the things she got behaving abhorrently with a disgusting man. i wouldn’t have an affair with RFK jr to secure the journalistic bag and you wouldn’t either. look at him. he looks like he cums battery acid
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
that story is repulsive but you needn’t waste your brainpower envying that vanity fair reporter the things she got behaving abhorrently with a disgusting man. i wouldn’t have an affair with RFK jr to secure the journalistic bag and you wouldn’t either. look at him. he looks like he cums battery acid
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November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I am begging men to wear blazers that fit. I'm screaming like a witch and ripping out my fucking hair
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I am begging men to wear blazers that fit. I'm screaming like a witch and ripping out my fucking hair
did something funny happen while I was logged off for 2 hours, how does this always happen to me
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
did something funny happen while I was logged off for 2 hours, how does this always happen to me
I love receiving packages from my friends and loved ones
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I love receiving packages from my friends and loved ones
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Ancient mosaic of a reclining skeleton, holding a drinking cup, with a jug of wine and bread rolls. The caption is generally translated as “Enjoy Your Life” ~ life is fleeting, so enjoy it while you can (Antioch, est 3rd century BC)
mymodernmet.com/skeleton-mos...
mymodernmet.com/skeleton-mos...
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Ancient mosaic of a reclining skeleton, holding a drinking cup, with a jug of wine and bread rolls. The caption is generally translated as “Enjoy Your Life” ~ life is fleeting, so enjoy it while you can (Antioch, est 3rd century BC)
mymodernmet.com/skeleton-mos...
mymodernmet.com/skeleton-mos...