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music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)

linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
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attention best buy shoppers would the owner of the neon yellow civic with the three foot spoiler please stop lying to himself
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I just drove past an abandoned car, with the doors open. (wrong side of highway, others had already stopped.)
This is Minnesota. No one for any reason intentionally leaves their car on the side of the road w/the doors open in January
Please understand: nothing has changed here. Please tell people
January 31, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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yeah this is why they keep trying to make genital inspections mandatory for youth sports, and why they oppose sex education, and why we allow child marriage
Each time I point out that the Republican platform is simple (they want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it), a few people think I'm exaggerating, and usually some small number of people think I'm being sardonic or something. I mean it quite literally.
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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finding out that 100% of the "rude" tag warnings are applied manually by bsky mod staff has been enriching because now whenever i see a post that objectively rocks tagged "rude" i know that some bsky mod was getting mad about what a good post it is
February 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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that little girl has every right to be on the sidewalk of her own damn city. she lives here. i don't want to hear any shit about how she shouldn't have been down there. she is a citizen of portland oregon and she is entitled to use of our public sidewalks at all times
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 30, 2026 at 11:21 PM
science is still searching for the unknown "thing that a man won't say on the computer", it may never be found
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
cursed jazz club
djSaturnine - Twitch
DOOM JAZZ: fire walk with me
www.twitch.tv
February 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Lowtax would be so pissed off if he was alive to know we all blame him for the fall of this country, and I think that's beautiful
January 31, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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you can just tell the only reason Elon Musk hasn't been to Epstein Island is because all the other billionaire pedophiles were like "ugh i don't wanna hang out with that loser"
January 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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Beginning to understand why the kids were eating tide pods there for a bit.
January 31, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money
January 31, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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Guy who doesn’t understand it correctly: If I understand it correctly Jeffrey Epstein was blackmailing Bill Gates to get unbanned from Xbox Live
January 31, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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My politics
January 31, 2026 at 8:09 PM
you shouldn't be doing that to people in Afghanistan either
January 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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Just learned there is a guy named moot and the way I learned of him relieves me from learning anything further, this worked out pretty good for me
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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We'll have the worst fucking Viking sagas ever. I was there at the forming of the world, I saw Groverhaus and Boatmurdered
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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elon musk: jeffery i heard your parties are so crazy on pedo island i would love to do sex crimes there

epstein: ellen muck helo. Yuo can come. By i guess i promplaby wo’nt be around ok by
January 31, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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Dear Jeff yes hello from my work email. Can’t wait to see u at Sexcriminalboat ,,
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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this almost killed me
congragulations
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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The Will Stancil sitch with Minneapolis activists is one of those things that's best left to the local mpls scene to work through.

I say this as someone whose opinions on Stancil are pretty well known. Nothing good comes of people not from that community using a local situation as discourse imho
January 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
right like if I had one billion dollars my first thought would be something like "vanity film adaptation of Dark Souls 2"
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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there are no mastermind villains. every single one of them is sending 4th grade level emails to World's Most Famous Sex Criminal from their work account
Doo do doo
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM